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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 16 points ago +16 / -0

If an unarmed guy with a knife charges you, just shoot him in the leg.

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RocketSurgeon22 7 points ago +7 / -0

You pull out your batman gun and shoot a net. This will stop the unarmed man with a letter opener from opening mail that doesn't belong to him.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 7 points ago +7 / -0

You bring cheesecake, you racis

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Bucktooth34 5 points ago +5 / -0

You... you know... the thing...

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