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ChelseaHubbell 107 points ago +107 / -0

When The Donald trounced The Zodiac in the debates he won him over. Cruz thought he was unbeatable in a debate before that

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CaptainAHab 88 points ago +88 / -0

Yeah, Cruz has taken notes and is learning from Don. We need more republicans to get on board and follow suit.

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ArtOfWar 41 points ago +41 / -0

It seems like Trump helped Lyin' Ted find Lion Ted's balls.

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snoopy3210 34 points ago +34 / -0

Does anybody here remember what was the lie?
A: Ted Cruz team lied about Ben Carson dropping from the race, hoping to get his votes. Carson hadn't announced it yet and he was still in the race at that moment. Trump jumped on it and called him a liar (rightfully so, but it didn't come directly from Ted Cruz himself). That became Lyin' Ted.

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SoYuge 17 points ago +17 / -0

Those debates were the most legendary shit ever.

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Wharf_Rat 19 points ago +20 / -1

“Only Rosie Odonell”

The moment I knew Trump would win it all

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ArtOfWar 15 points ago +15 / -0

It was the moment after that for me.

I'm paraphrasing.

"No, you said that about other women too!"

"Eh, you're probably right."

Haha. It would've destroyed your typical politician. Trump brushed off their attack in a way they're not use to dealing with. Like a normal human being. I knew at that time that they weren't equipped to stop this guy. I wasn't even on the Trump Train yet. But I knew he'd win the nomination and then go on to win the election.

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4moreyears 7 points ago +7 / -0

That was the great thing. Everyone already knew who Trump was and what he was like. So nothing the media could throw at him stuck. Most people had never heard him talk politics (though he had been saying the same things for years/decades). It was like finding out an old friend has an amazing skill you never knew about lol

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hillaryprison 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's become 'the apprentice'

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brimshae 41 points ago +41 / -0

I'll say it again: Donald Trump humiliating Ted Cruz on national television was the best thing that ever happened to him.

He went home, rethought his life, came back, and chose greatness.

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Kpstyles 17 points ago +17 / -0

We all get a reality check from time to time. It’s just that some of us blame the world and become victims and others learn and grow. I think Cruz realized Trump loves this country and will fight harder than anyone to win it back.

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ChelseaHubbell 3 points ago +5 / -2

Got a source for that?

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Seanp12 2 points ago +3 / -1

I remember that the girl had something to do with Cruz, but I don't recall any proof that she was "planted" or anything.

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snoopy3210 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah and we don't even know if she was the "resistance". The swamp could have chosen an enemy and called her the resistance to get her out. Or just to give the false impression to Trump that the leaking problem was solved. The entire NSC is swampy. Without Flynn, there's no cleanup. So they read her book and compared writing with the resistance letter (printed in NYT) and said it was her. the whole thing is sketchy.

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rooftoptendie 40 points ago +40 / -0

At first he was salty, but now he understands how to MAGA.

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rooftoptendie 26 points ago +26 / -0

I was a Bernie or Buster... I was that Michael Moore 'Fuck You Vote'. But then I fell in love with the GEOTUS, and no one will ever take that away. No one falls out of love with the GEOTUS.

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snoopy3210 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated comment

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Hijinx81 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some of my best friends started out as enemies I either fought or was close to fighting when I met them.

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Bunkerbaby 36 points ago +36 / -0

I’d vote for Ted 2024

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No_Malarkey_Joe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Check out the latest episode of Verdict w/ Ted Cruz. Him and Michael Knowles started the podcast to cover the impeachment hoax and decided to keep it going. They sit down with Mark Meadows and they go into a bit of behind the scenes stuff.

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BoughtByBloomberg 30 points ago +32 / -2

Best anime redemption arc 2016!

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StableGeniusTrump 23 points ago +23 / -0

Looks like Trump has some superior hand size in this pic

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MetallicOpeth 4 points ago +5 / -1

look at these hands

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cancer 0 points ago +1 / -1

is that a masonic handshake?

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FutureMan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Good question

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WU_HAN_FRU 11 points ago +18 / -7

If there's one thing the president could use more of, it's allies in Washington.

And yet I still think it's a mistake to trust Ted Cruz.

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DRKMSTR 13 points ago +14 / -1

Why? Cruz is consistent.

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PartTimeHick 3 points ago +7 / -4

He's a swamp rat. He does whatever keeps him in power, and right now its appease Trump.

There are no allies in Washington, only truces and self service.

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Ophelia -1 points ago +1 / -2

Immigration policies

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YourWifesBoyfriend 9 points ago +9 / -0

Politicians are like electricity. They'll always choose the path of least resistance.

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Mostprobably 2 points ago +2 / -0

Er...Ryan and Romney?

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Seanp12 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's a different kind of resistance.

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Mostprobably 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kneelers vs leaders

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1776ThereIsaidIt 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ted chose Carly Fiorina as his running mate before the last primary in a fit of desperation. I may actually despise Fiorina more than Hillary Clinton in some ways.

That will always be a stain on Ted for me.

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +5 / -1

You're so Islamophobic . Don't you know that Carly was one of the first high profile CEOs to pledge cultural submission to Islam after 911

Her work in building bipartisan support on the right for ending all your constitutional rights "dear colleague" was groundbreaking.

Her dumpster fire management at Lucent and HP destroyed two great commercial and industrial American legacies in one career. Makes Romney the dog torturer look like a real washout as villains go.

If you can't see the greatness here I just don't know what to say.

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Meme_Too 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cruz looks like a mobster. I like it. Better than his old Dracula look.

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LacyLiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

He always reminded me of the villain Q from Star Trek: TNG.

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OldsmobileRocket 8 points ago +8 / -0

DAHNALD! I HAVE THE CANDLES DAHNALD!

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Mavdick96 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need more Lion Ted memes.

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AOCs_tits 6 points ago +6 / -0

As previously stated, Bearded Ted is Based Ted. Also, all the bitter cucks who go on about how Trump rubbed Ted's nose in it forget a key fact: Ted has faith. When you have faith, you don't reject wisdom. You don't run from admonition. You are grateful for it, you use it to become a better man. Now Based Ted is taking Dem scalps like a one man Mohegan tribe circa 1637.

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Afeazo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its insane to me how salty a lot of subreddits currently are. They say we are politician worshiping bootlickers yet they are currently plastering pictures of Obama everywhere lmfao

To be honest, I probably wouldnt even know it was Trumps birthday today if I didn't see Reddit doing their usual retarded reaction to anything Trump related.

Can Trump please tweet "Happy birthday to me!" so I can get some laughs from the left today lol

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CaptainChrisPBacon 5 points ago +6 / -1

Donald Trump Wrecked Sen Ted Cruise during the 2016 elections. Now they are best friends. Ted Cruise is one of the very few that America can put their trust in that he wants the best for America. Happy Birthday Pres Trump.

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Nalgahyde 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ted!!! You son of a bitch!!! -President Trump, probably

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CornPopvotesTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Age hasn't been good to JEB!

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Vino 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you seen his wife? Bitch should be under a bridge taking tolls.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that Jeb?

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Seanp12 0 points ago +1 / -1

He is metamorphing into the most boring version of Florida Man.

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SayNoToHypocrisy 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the end, what a Champion Ted became, huh? Good guy.

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Indelible_Hippo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol Cruz lookin swag in this

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ekos640 3 points ago +3 / -0

DAHNALD, I HAVE THE DELEGATES BALLOONS!

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am really loving bearded Ted.

It is like a if his facial hair has given him new strength.

If he truly is "Lion Ted", then that beard must be his mane!!!!

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OrangeFruitGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, "DAHNALD", that takes me back to the early memes. I knew immediately this would feature Ted Cruz.

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Gunmolester 3 points ago +3 / -0

and on Flag day AND Sunday Gun day

its a sign

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kookieman1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Birthday. The one leading the troops!!!!!!!!

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Isurvivednword 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy b day

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lookit those hands.

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Patriot76 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was at that moment that his beard was filled with pure dragon energy, and since then has grown into a full lion mane of beard. God bless Ted, Donald John Trump and the USA.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

LEARN TO PROPERLY TRIM YOUR BEARD

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PacificElectric 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who thinks Ted Cruz will run 2024?

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FutureMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are these guys talking about with Trump having small hands. Look at the size of his hands compared to Ted Cruz.

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Goldlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

cruz really needed that beard

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a great photo to post for today!

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Randomwithaj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man, I miss those old Cruz memes.

“Give me the leaks, Assange...FOR DAHNALD!!”

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Happy Birthday Dahnald, but I have not forgotten about the delegates. Don't fall asleep Dahnald, they shall be mine soon enough.."

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

I kind of wish Cruz was the zodiac killer at this point.

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rplgn 1 point ago +1 / -0

ted is amazing. I am impressed of his integrity over the last few months that I also appreciate the online support he grooms as well as his politics.

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BerniePanders 0 points ago +2 / -2

Rat. Very few republicans are loyal.