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Roadrash 24 points ago +25 / -1

It’s because every person in the CHAZ is a selfish piece of shit that will forego their ideals once anything of value is available for them to steal. You’re all the biggest pieces of shit on the planet and I hope you rot sooner rather than later. I’m glad your shit got jacked, dick head.

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Unicron3 4 points ago +4 / -0

The biggest problem is that every half-dimwit knows this is all temporary so you might as well benefit off of it while you can.

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Memebomber 12 points ago +12 / -0

He should call the cops

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kono_hito_wa 12 points ago +13 / -1

to help reallocate my items

Perfect autocorrect. Dude, they've already been reallocated to those whose needs were greater.

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT 9 points ago +9 / -0

'THE COUNCIL'

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE A BLACK GUY $10 ON YOUR WAY OUT AS WELL.

LOL 'I COMPLETELY ZIPPED UP MY TENT'

AT THE MOMENT IT'S STILL A FESTIVAL - COACHELLA IN THE CITY IF YOU WILL, BUT THE RAPES AND CRIMES ARE BUILDING. SET THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK FOR THE FIRST KNOWN MURDER.

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grenades_and_ham 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was taken by someone who was more in need, look at it as a donation comrade.

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Raindrops1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

No such thing as private property in Chazistan. It was reappropriated for the people.

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sorrytodisagree 2 points ago +2 / -0

The commies say there is personal property as well as private property. They argue about the difference but I'm pretty sure personal property in Chazistan is defined as what you can't deny is yours...

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Jack_Dupp 5 points ago +5 / -0

So it’s basically a giant Phish lot.

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CousinEddie 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's 100% an art fair. None of them have any schools other than graffiti.

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d_bokk 5 points ago +5 / -0

"They are now reviewing webcam and community sourced footages"

I see the anarchists didn't wait very long to create their own surveillance state.

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turdinthepunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think you mean OUR MacBook, comrade.

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MsAnthropic 4 points ago +4 / -0

PSA: You get what you fucking deserve. Call the police and report a robbery.

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XxXusernameXxX 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Work"-probably his tranny porn collection...

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

His attempts to design a Chazstonian flag, all ruined!

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AlohaFriends 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have used iCloud.

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Illuminaughtie 1 point ago +1 / -0

'i have been subsidised' LOL.....fuckin lambs to the slaughter

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BoomShiggityDee 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this idiot actually has insurance, I don't think the insurance company will accept "help from the council" as a substitute for a police report. lol

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Politiskep 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love how this bitch has to justify getting his own property back - not because it BELONGS TO HIM but because "his work" is on it. Undoubtedly, work for The Struggle.

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lefty295 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought they wanted to re-distribute the wealth?

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SirPokeSmottington 0 points ago +1 / -1

THIS IS FAKE QUIT REPOSTING IT!