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BunnyPicnic 25 points ago +25 / -0

Is anyone going to tell these asshats that the crops they planted won't be harvested for like 6 weeks? Or do they think it's as quick as a video game?

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Fabius 19 points ago +19 / -0

More like 10 weeks. If it wasn't grown in 1/8" of soil on top of cardboard.

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thisisatestof2 13 points ago +13 / -0

That is is they survive in the 2" of topsoil on cardboard the idiots plated them on. You have no problem tagging the police station or other property, but couldn't be bothered to rip out the grass and plat a garden correctly?

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SwampSwan 11 points ago +11 / -0

They need to invest in a DR Rototiller!

DR equipment has served us well. I can highly recommend it to the Commies, but it'll cost them some $$ - and I'm pretty sure DR doesn't take CHAZ monies drawn on construction paper by perpetual Liberal Arts students.

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MW23232 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shovels work in the alternative. There are enough people for everyone to dig up a strip of grass and get it done really quick. Geez.

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SwampSwan 7 points ago +7 / -0

True enough! That's how we started out - did it all by hand. As we expanded the garden & decided we liked gardening, we gradually went all-in. Saves the back eh.

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kaseius1 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean, like, actually do real work? Pshh. What are you, some kind of fascist?

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KeyboardWarrior 7 points ago +7 / -0

Working hard is not real communism.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. With all the "comrades" they have at their disposal? If everyone took turns to dig up a small area even, they would have the grass removed in a very short time, lots of dirt, & plant the damned plants.

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

Like they would listen to logic

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garglegod 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell them the plants are racist theyll understand what that means

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +8 / -0

As soon as they're done harvesting this week's money tree crop, I'll fill them in on how it works.

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Planting seed in that field will yield as much good as the seed they plant up each other’s butts.