So, I send my best friend packages sometimes, which isn't odd. However, I sent him a gallon of the finest quality gorilla shit and told him it was a surprise. I told him to call me when he got the box and Video-Chat. Needless to say, it's an excellent prank and we both laughed pretty hysterically. Hell, I still chuckle about it.
He ended up getting use out of the gorilla shit btw. One of his friends Ex-Girlfriends was a no-good hoe. They smeared her car with it. The smell, apparently, was atrocious.
I think they might be thinking to far ahead. those bricks will never get used for a wall, probably will find it's way through a shop window in a future "peaceful" protest.
No vegetable seeds. Send them sunflower seeds. But the roasted and salted ones. but make sure you send it with gardening gear so they think they have to plant them.
Lube and dildos are only rewards to this crowd. Please don't make their stay there any more pleasurable than you have to. Just sign them up for junk mail, catalogs, whatever other trash freebies you can find.
It's an honest typo.. should be spelled 'communist'
How about a job application
They’d hiss away like a vampire to garlic lol
print off a stack of wendy's app's.
I'd be willing to send candy bags of dicks.
Okay this is evil. 😈
Hell, I'd just empty out some vegetable seed packets and put in sesame seeds. Then fill another with poppy seeds used in recipes.
Please tell me they still use bonemeal in those kinda gummies
LOL...
Meat lovers pizza, extra meat on the way!
Nah, a cheese pizza with a single sausage link on top
I'll just leave these here
https://crabrevenge.com/
https://www.ipoopyou.com/
https://shipyourfriendsnothing.com/collections/best-sellers/products/boxception-empty-box-prank-with-peanuts-ship-your-friends-nothing
http://www.thepayback.com/getrevenge.html
1 Dead Smelly Fish $19.99 + free shipping
NO POOP. THEY MAY LEARN TO FERTILIZE
So, I send my best friend packages sometimes, which isn't odd. However, I sent him a gallon of the finest quality gorilla shit and told him it was a surprise. I told him to call me when he got the box and Video-Chat. Needless to say, it's an excellent prank and we both laughed pretty hysterically. Hell, I still chuckle about it.
He ended up getting use out of the gorilla shit btw. One of his friends Ex-Girlfriends was a no-good hoe. They smeared her car with it. The smell, apparently, was atrocious.
Autonomous Moochers. not surprised. WWahhh...Autonomy is hard.
Can you still send COD? Bill me later magazines?
I have horses
Just PM the queen here.
The maga hats are a great idea. Trump bumper stickers. Veal for food lol.
Thank you wall? Bricks?
I think they might be thinking to far ahead. those bricks will never get used for a wall, probably will find it's way through a shop window in a future "peaceful" protest.
If I were a pizzaria owner in Seattle, I would refuse deliveries to CHAZ.
lol
I'd send a 5 lb bag of salt.
A pound of sand maybe?
I'm all about sending MAGA gear.
Buy from trump to support trump, send to them to troll them.
Double winning.
Trump straws! 😆
That's brilliant!
Some of those bitches are fat af, I doubt they are vegan.
Sugar is vegan.
As is fake meat. A lot of vegan food is fake crap which will bloat you right up
Send copies of the US Constitution.
They're literally building the Berlin Wall. Fucking loon toons.
Send them laxative pot brownies. Thousands of them.
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/babies-lives-matter
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/defend-the-police-tee-1
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/collections/signage
A few options for those who also want to contribute to the Trump fund at the same time.
send NOTHING but meatlovers pizzas. watch their morals crumble like a bad joke.
it's allll part of the plannn..
No vegetable seeds. Send them sunflower seeds. But the roasted and salted ones. but make sure you send it with gardening gear so they think they have to plant them.
These will infact never grow.
Hundreds of copies of Trump and Thomas Sowell books.
And don’t forget the condoms with holes in them!
No, no, we want to end abortion.
Excellent point.
They are “autonomous” but still utilizing USPS. Postal workers should not be going in there
Ummmm... why are they using a U.S. mailing address? Not sure international trade has been established. How do they have power or water?
Didn’t the police reclaim the precinct? I’d love to harass the Clantifa, but the cops have enough to put up with already.
Lube and dildos are only rewards to this crowd. Please don't make their stay there any more pleasurable than you have to. Just sign them up for junk mail, catalogs, whatever other trash freebies you can find.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
You want us to send soy and dildos? They'll never leave
a chinese guy in a cake jumping out yelling "supplies!" is stuck in my head.
crates of coconut water might be funny. i'm assuming they're not paying for andy gump.
Ohh, now they want a wall!
Send them Skunk Cabbage seeds.
So they have a plan for a brick wall? My sides!
My vote is for rubber dog shit
MOAR SALT!!!