So, I send my best friend packages sometimes, which isn't odd. However, I sent him a gallon of the finest quality gorilla shit and told him it was a surprise. I told him to call me when he got the box and Video-Chat. Needless to say, it's an excellent prank and we both laughed pretty hysterically. Hell, I still chuckle about it.

He ended up getting use out of the gorilla shit btw. One of his friends Ex-Girlfriends was a no-good hoe. They smeared her car with it. The smell, apparently, was atrocious.