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posted ago by Dragon_deez_nuts ago by Dragon_deez_nuts +75 / -0

My little boy wants to be a police officer. I figured we could swing by and drop off some energy bars and Red Bull’s or something. Anyone have a really great idea? It must suck shit to be a cop right now.

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Dragon_deez_nuts [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thanks for this suggestion. I have a place in mind but are they going to be comfortable eating some bomb ass breakfast burritos not knowing if I rubbed my taint on them like some antifa bitch? That’s kinda why I was thinking something wrapped up at the factory.

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Notallbadboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guess I didn’t think about that. Still think the world hasn’t gone completely insane I guess. Prolly right about factory wrapped stuff then. Lots of choices at grocery store for stuff. Just a shit ton of chips and beef jerky and nuts and stuff like that. They snack a lot.