The hornet nests, however, are acting like they're being pounded by baseball bats, lit on fire, and ate itching powder.
There's simply no reason for some of the other shit otherwise.
Three star general in jail, or out of jail. If there isn't something there, then no one should really care in any direction. Why are they pulling crazy shit over it? Put him in jail, or not, who cares? Just rule and make the case over.
We have a depends commercial running as the 'nominee'. First, why is he the nominee ? What kind of sense does it even make? Could easily have been any of those other dingbats and still managed to lose to Trump.
A union cop, who voted for the Democratic Mayor, who hired the Black Democratic Police Chief and Black Democratic Attorney General, who established the hiring, training and firing of each allegedly racist white male cop.
The response was organized by Democrat "protestors," trained & financed by Democrats, then promoted on Democrat platforms (Twitter, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN,..) by Democrat celebrates and "news" people, who vote Democratic, in the same cities with systematic racism.
I have Sympathy Deficit Disorder. Maybe I need a pill or something
Particularly the "STFU" part. Fight the ticket in court if you think you're in the right. The less you say, the less memorable it is for the officer, and less chance they have of showing. Arguing at the side of the road wastes your time.
Anybody who has ever gotten a ticket, take a look at the back of the ticket - it's the first thing the prosecutor will look at when you show up to fight the ticket - there's a blank square for the cop to write comments in. If you're an asshole to the cop, he will write something in 'code' relaying the info to the prosecutor (or as a reminder to the cop who wrote the ticket and who will be in court to agree or not agree to any reduced penalty the prosecutor could offer) that you acted like an ass when you got the ticket, and there will be no deal offered to you for a reduced penalty. Did you get a ticket for 4 points on your license for 52 in a 25 zone, no seatbelt, school zone enhanced fine? No 'asshole' code words on the comment section, prosecutor will offer (likely) a reduction to a 'failure to observe traffic indicators' or some other such low grade, no point, no enhanced fine municipal charge, you get to enter your plea very early on in the proceedings (where loads and loads of other people are also in court for their tickets) pay the reduced fine and be on your merry way. 'Asshole' comments? Nope - you can wait until all the relatively reasonable people enter their pleas to reduced charges, then the judge will take a recess so some others can plead with the prosecutor to cut them a break, court resumes again, and you wait and wait and wait until the night is nearly done, and judge will tell you and the others who haven't been heard to wait for a notice from the court to come back another night and do it all over again, or let you babble on and find you guilty so you pay all the fines you were already charged with, and also add on court costs and fees to boot.
Yup. I know we’re enjoying attacking Joe Biden on the crime bill, but that shit was necessary back in the mid-90s. If you can believe it, black communities were even worse back then. The Crown Heights riots got Giuliani elected in NYC.
He turned it into a shithole in his first term. The second term has just been the shit icing on the shit cake.
Unfortunately, there’s no Giuliani waiting in the wings to bail the city out this time. It’ll just get worse and worse until it looks like the 1970s again.
I think the white friend thing is still somewhat accurate. In discussions with black friends, I've told them to never fight cops (obviously), appease them, don't be a dick, keep your hands visible, and turn your dome light on at night, and roll your windows down (if you know there's not like pot in the car, of course).
And if your speeding, just fucking admit it and apologize. Sometimes they'll let you off. They experiemce real pieces of shit all day and not being one more POS goes a long way.
That last sentence is the key. There are some cops that are assholes, just like every other profession. But most just want to be treated respectfully and will show respect right back.
I do plain-clothes investigations, so I’m not out on the beat dealing with shitheads, but I can’t tell you how many times I given a cigarette to a guy that was just a decent human being during an interview. Not as an inducement to talk, but just because I know that it’s the last one they’ll probably have for a long time. More than a few times I’ve even had people admit to their crime just because I was nice to them.
If you mean that most a white friends will give smart advice and, if in the car with the black driver, won't make situation worse by being disrespectful and aggressive towards the police, MAYBE the "white friend thing" can make sense, but very slightly; lots of whites do drugs and do NOT behave appropriately when stopped by the police, whether they're the driver or a passenger.
However, this was not what Chris Rock meant by the "white friend thing." He meant that the police would be nicer just because the friend is white, which is total BS.
The rest of the points Chris made are all valid & wise, and are applicable to blacks AND whites, but the "white friend thing" is ridiculous.
It's a comedy sketch the bring a white friend to deescalate is true in a sense. One time we were at a house party cops came for us to turn the music down. This 6'5 black dude came out and cops immediately hand cuffed him we were mostly white and many of us were asking why the fuck he got handcuffed. Obviously I know why dude is huge and intimidating and there were only two cops still don't know why he went out to talk to the cops since he wasn't the homeowner.
Nonetheless because of that the cops left us alone and we just turned down the music either way it's more about having a cool headed witness around doesn't have to be a white friend.
Don’t look now, but the autopsy doesn’t say anything about asphyxiation. It’s quite likely your first is exactly what he died of, combined with getting arrested and going into this toxic extreme stress mode. There’s a proper clinical name for it. All of the above will feature prominently in Chauvin’s defense.
Yup, you chose the level of force police must use to subdue you. Don't want them using techniques with a non zero risk to health? Don't escalate to that point. Letting you go isn't an option.
What blows my mind is that most highschools are required to have a civics course for graduation but won't teach people their basic fucking rights and how to exercise them, but will teach how many minority trans city councilors there are.
Have watch this at least 50 times, never gets old and always make me laugh. If only people had gotten that it isn't really just for laughs, it's an excellent playbook for the criminally inclined.
To be clear, none of these things warrant a beating by the police. That's what makes this so hilarious. That, and the fact that decades later, people still can't seem to follow these simple rules. Must be because of racism. /s
Back in the 90s, everybody understood that this was largely sarcastic, most of the things Chris Rock lists would not actually justify police beating someone, and that's the point.
Today I expect him to have to apologize for ever having made it.
Chris Rock is really funny ... It would be nice if he could escape the democrat plantation and openly support Trump. I bet lots of black people would appreciate the end of this Democrat view that Blacks are inherently criminals.
Why is this so difficult???
Well, he's getting it .. unchallenged.
Not one elected official is stopping Soros .. not one.
The Ukrainians caught someone trying to stop their investigations in a $6 million dollar bribe.
We have a 'mutual aid in corruption' pact.
Cool. So, do you have a pic of Soros in cuffs?
Because, if this pact is real then someone in the DoJ is using it to arrest Soros .. right?
"If real"?
Well, the treaty is real.
Unless that's faked?
And that's the problem, isn't it?
Plenty of legal ways to drain the swamp ... and not one person willing to do it .. not one fucking high profile swamp arrest.
The hornet nests, however, are acting like they're being pounded by baseball bats, lit on fire, and ate itching powder.
There's simply no reason for some of the other shit otherwise.
Three star general in jail, or out of jail. If there isn't something there, then no one should really care in any direction. Why are they pulling crazy shit over it? Put him in jail, or not, who cares? Just rule and make the case over.
We have a depends commercial running as the 'nominee'. First, why is he the nominee ? What kind of sense does it even make? Could easily have been any of those other dingbats and still managed to lose to Trump.
Yeah man, just because you don't see anything totally means nothing's happening, right? Clearly your standard is the only one in existence, right?
Probably because you'd need evidence.
Who killed Floyd?
A union cop, who voted for the Democratic Mayor, who hired the Black Democratic Police Chief and Black Democratic Attorney General, who established the hiring, training and firing of each allegedly racist white male cop.
The response was organized by Democrat "protestors," trained & financed by Democrats, then promoted on Democrat platforms (Twitter, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN,..) by Democrat celebrates and "news" people, who vote Democratic, in the same cities with systematic racism.
I have Sympathy Deficit Disorder. Maybe I need a pill or something
Because there's a war for your mind.
Im just gonna drive drunk punch some cops take their weapons tonight what could go wrong?
^NO
I’m 100% impaired!
Particularly the "STFU" part. Fight the ticket in court if you think you're in the right. The less you say, the less memorable it is for the officer, and less chance they have of showing. Arguing at the side of the road wastes your time.
Anybody who has ever gotten a ticket, take a look at the back of the ticket - it's the first thing the prosecutor will look at when you show up to fight the ticket - there's a blank square for the cop to write comments in. If you're an asshole to the cop, he will write something in 'code' relaying the info to the prosecutor (or as a reminder to the cop who wrote the ticket and who will be in court to agree or not agree to any reduced penalty the prosecutor could offer) that you acted like an ass when you got the ticket, and there will be no deal offered to you for a reduced penalty. Did you get a ticket for 4 points on your license for 52 in a 25 zone, no seatbelt, school zone enhanced fine? No 'asshole' code words on the comment section, prosecutor will offer (likely) a reduction to a 'failure to observe traffic indicators' or some other such low grade, no point, no enhanced fine municipal charge, you get to enter your plea very early on in the proceedings (where loads and loads of other people are also in court for their tickets) pay the reduced fine and be on your merry way. 'Asshole' comments? Nope - you can wait until all the relatively reasonable people enter their pleas to reduced charges, then the judge will take a recess so some others can plead with the prosecutor to cut them a break, court resumes again, and you wait and wait and wait until the night is nearly done, and judge will tell you and the others who haven't been heard to wait for a notice from the court to come back another night and do it all over again, or let you babble on and find you guilty so you pay all the fines you were already charged with, and also add on court costs and fees to boot.
Man, I miss the 90's.
I remember back then they used to say that the "under policing" of black neighborhoods was proof that the system was institutionally racist?
Yup. I know we’re enjoying attacking Joe Biden on the crime bill, but that shit was necessary back in the mid-90s. If you can believe it, black communities were even worse back then. The Crown Heights riots got Giuliani elected in NYC.
NYC was a shit hole. Giuliani turned it around. Now Wilhelm is doing his best to turn it back into a shit hole.
He turned it into a shithole in his first term. The second term has just been the shit icing on the shit cake.
Unfortunately, there’s no Giuliani waiting in the wings to bail the city out this time. It’ll just get worse and worse until it looks like the 1970s again.
Well, this shouldn't be surprising to anyone. He worked for Dinkins, who was the mayor who turned it into a shithole in the first place.
crime
increased policing
riots ** you are here **
white flight
property devaluation
real estate speculation / rent increases
gentrification
repeat in a new neighborhood.
More useful than Health Class. Will watch again.
Except for his obligatory "bring a white friend", every single one of his tips is spot on .. and applicable to everyone, regardless of race.
Brilliant video.
I think the white friend thing is still somewhat accurate. In discussions with black friends, I've told them to never fight cops (obviously), appease them, don't be a dick, keep your hands visible, and turn your dome light on at night, and roll your windows down (if you know there's not like pot in the car, of course).
And if your speeding, just fucking admit it and apologize. Sometimes they'll let you off. They experiemce real pieces of shit all day and not being one more POS goes a long way.
That last sentence is the key. There are some cops that are assholes, just like every other profession. But most just want to be treated respectfully and will show respect right back.
I do plain-clothes investigations, so I’m not out on the beat dealing with shitheads, but I can’t tell you how many times I given a cigarette to a guy that was just a decent human being during an interview. Not as an inducement to talk, but just because I know that it’s the last one they’ll probably have for a long time. More than a few times I’ve even had people admit to their crime just because I was nice to them.
If you mean that most a white friends will give smart advice and, if in the car with the black driver, won't make situation worse by being disrespectful and aggressive towards the police, MAYBE the "white friend thing" can make sense, but very slightly; lots of whites do drugs and do NOT behave appropriately when stopped by the police, whether they're the driver or a passenger.
However, this was not what Chris Rock meant by the "white friend thing." He meant that the police would be nicer just because the friend is white, which is total BS.
The rest of the points Chris made are all valid & wise, and are applicable to blacks AND whites, but the "white friend thing" is ridiculous.
Having a white friend is a sign that the black person is not a black supremacist, but someone who may be reasonable.
It's a comedy sketch the bring a white friend to deescalate is true in a sense. One time we were at a house party cops came for us to turn the music down. This 6'5 black dude came out and cops immediately hand cuffed him we were mostly white and many of us were asking why the fuck he got handcuffed. Obviously I know why dude is huge and intimidating and there were only two cops still don't know why he went out to talk to the cops since he wasn't the homeowner.
Nonetheless because of that the cops left us alone and we just turned down the music either way it's more about having a cool headed witness around doesn't have to be a white friend.
This is a classic bit honestly. They definitely don't make comedy like they used to.
He’d be cancelled today for this. They’d call him an Uncle Tom for not being for the culture
He went full cuck not long after this.
"Obey the law" Floyd would be alive if he had done this.
Methed out with fent to boot, passing fake $20s, resisting arrest (fighting inside the vehicle to the point they had to remove him).
Dies of an OD caused by the stress of the arrest.
Resulting in multiple cities burned down, police disbanded, stock market crashed again, and fucking CHAZ.
What a fucking joke and yes all of us agree he should not have knelt on his neck for 9 minutes and deserves charges for it.
George Floyd died of a heart attack high on opioids, pot, and speed.
He tested positive for COVID-19 with co-morbidities of "severe multifocal arteriosclerosis heart disease as well as hypertensive heart disease."
https://www.hennepin.us/-/media/hennepinus/residents/public-safety/documents/Autopsy_2020-3700_Floyd.pdf
So a 50-something man with HBP & heart disease is on speed, pot, fentanyl.
Dude must've had a death wish - Chauvin didn't need to kill him, he'd have died anyway with habits like that. Too old to keep partyin' like that.
Are we the only 50-ish couple who relax in the hot tub with a cold beer?
Don’t look now, but the autopsy doesn’t say anything about asphyxiation. It’s quite likely your first is exactly what he died of, combined with getting arrested and going into this toxic extreme stress mode. There’s a proper clinical name for it. All of the above will feature prominently in Chauvin’s defense.
Hell yeah, I guess it will. Considering that and that Chauvin can claim he used a legal method of restraint, albeit poorly ...
But if you pay Baden some cash he will say MURDER!
Yup, you chose the level of force police must use to subdue you. Don't want them using techniques with a non zero risk to health? Don't escalate to that point. Letting you go isn't an option.
Did they ever confirm he passed the $20?
Ultimate irony would be that the bill was real & the clerk made a mistake, called the popo & here we are & there Flyd ain't.
Surprised YouTube has not killed this video
modern book burning
they will now
STFU rule, meanwhile we got idiots screaming in cop's faces asking why they're being pinned down.
What blows my mind is that most highschools are required to have a civics course for graduation but won't teach people their basic fucking rights and how to exercise them, but will teach how many minority trans city councilors there are.
Only nine states require civics to for graduation.
None of the high schools I went to even offered civics, let alone required it.
i literally gave a ride to "that one friend" and he literally did the same shit when a popo caught me doing 40 in a 35.
all of us were white. ignorance knows no skin color.
Classic, and still very relevant.
Have watch this at least 50 times, never gets old and always make me laugh. If only people had gotten that it isn't really just for laughs, it's an excellent playbook for the criminally inclined.
1999: haha we can all laugh at the grievances and truth behind the comedy 2020: Chris Rock is a white supremist
We were on the cusp of a new golden age, globalist denied us that
I have literally never even tried not to be shot and killed by the cops, and it hasn't happened. Funny how that works.
This will get purged and censored before long.
To be clear, none of these things warrant a beating by the police. That's what makes this so hilarious. That, and the fact that decades later, people still can't seem to follow these simple rules. Must be because of racism. /s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
Another favorite from Chris Rock
This was the best. I'll remember it.
I aint afraid of black people, Im afraid of niggaz!
Soon to be scrubbed from the internet.
Just downloaded.....because Fuck YouTube! Will share at my leisure.
This would be problematic now 🙄
...what you want muthafucker!?
Btw, every cop I know loves this video
Back in the 90s, everybody understood that this was largely sarcastic, most of the things Chris Rock lists would not actually justify police beating someone, and that's the point.
Today I expect him to have to apologize for ever having made it.
Weird how even before welfare fatherless homes etc the 13/50 rule was still in effect.
*mores, not morays.
Chris Rock is really funny ... It would be nice if he could escape the democrat plantation and openly support Trump. I bet lots of black people would appreciate the end of this Democrat view that Blacks are inherently criminals.
surprised they haven't pillaged him for this yet
1 BE POLITE
“Hello officer, is there a problem?”
Vs
“What the F&$k you want copper!!?!!?”
It’s like a choose your own adventure novel. Police brutality is a problem... just not statistically speaking.
This is easily one of the funniest pieces of media in the history of mankind. Been pulling this one out every so often for years.
this needs to be required viewing in school.
If only black ppl could follow these rules and stop rioting
Funny how far being polite will get you.
I'm going to make BLM flyers and link this via QR Code on it. Then post them around my liberal ass backwards city.
YouTube may take it down. Might be a good idea to upload a copy to bitchute or similar.
Otherwise, it sounds like a great idea.
This one from "Semore Views" is also worth archiving & sharing. https://youtu.be/vFNKKuwfR10
I love Chris Rock's he humor.. because he's joking, but he's also joking "on the square".
Funny shit
If the police have to come get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them.
This is literally the same rules every white person needs to follow too. Wtf
Shhhhh they are stupid.
Well someone needs to force Chris Rock to apologize for this video. Man, talk about being tone deaf. Giving people advice.
I was wondering when this video would resurface. Will Chris Rock disavow?
It’s a total classic, and rings more true now than ever hahaha
TIL MLK's eels were M. moringa.
Today, activists and looters prefer M. mordax.
Hey Crab man!