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MooCow1980 43 points ago +43 / -0

Big pp energy

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South_Florida_Guy 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was just trying to find a basement to hide in.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard the captain fell asleep

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pmurTJdlanoD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should've stayed in the bunker with Sniffin Joe.

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

The boat had a great garage campaign

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

They installed a sniffing hole in the hull.

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TheGarandyManCan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got hit by a Joepedo

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Bax101 22 points ago +22 / -0

Soy cucks can't afford boats FYI. You'll never see any down here in Florida. All the boat owners I know are Trump flag flying Republicans and I fuckin love it.

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WhitePowerRanger 9 points ago +9 / -0

That would require them to get off reddit and Xbox and actually go outside and learn boat maintenance and maritime laws.

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OMC-RADIO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boating in general requires too much self reliance for them. If they indeed can afford a boat, they usually can't handle it competently. I worked at a marina a few years, you wouldn't believe the number of people who asked me to dock their twin engine boats that sometimes had bow or stern thrusters too. They were usually stingy tippers too.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anything mechanical relays on preventive maintenance. I am an A&P mechanic. I too worked at a marina for a short while and people cannot grasp that concept to well. Obviously Bust Out Another Thousand goes hand in hand to people that fail to do those steps on owning one. My friend is a prime example since he bought a used 2006 Worldcat.

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duvalpede 18 points ago +18 / -0

DUUUUVAAAALLLLLLLL

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago +6 / -0

My adopted hometown. Should have never left.

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Cray_cray_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

The legendary mating call of the native Jaxsonian can be heard from miles around.

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OMC-RADIO 12 points ago +12 / -0

I love Jacksonville. As a city, it's not perfect but it is a great one.

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hollow_fang 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just gotta know which parts to live in and which parts to never ever go to

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BaconIsNotHaram 7 points ago +7 / -0

Northwest side, Arlington area off the expressway, 103rd street - I try to avoid those areas

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Regency Square Mall still there? There is a new town center Mall off 295 the last time I visited.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope. We burned it down well in advance before the riots.

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OMC-RADIO 3 points ago +3 / -0

We burned it down well in advance before the riots.

...as a preemptive measure.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

(In all seriousness I think there was a fire there and it is actually permanently shut down lol. Funny story, my friend worked there in high school and someone jacked her car up and store one, just one, rim and tire. They left the jack stand though so ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

last time I was in J-Ville was in 2011 returning to NC from Tampa.i called a friend that lives in Jax Beach and she said to meet her after she got off from work so I hung out and rode down Mayport Rd where I used to travel daily when I worked on the base. It wasn't exactly Mar-a-Lago when I worked there but damn Mayoort Rd. Went full on slums. Stopped at a pawn shop at the intersection of Atlantic Blvd to kill some time and as I was walking out I saw a man across the street in the parking lot of a dump bar writhing in pain . Cops were swarming, helicopters in the air.

It turned out that some man walked up to some guys playing cards outside in the trailer park and shot them. Apparently no motive.

The guy in the parking lot ran to the bar after he was shot, it turned out that he later died. I tried to follow any updates if they ever made an arrest but I never saw anything. Just freaked me the hell out was glad the shooter didn't go to the pawn shop right across the street. Getting bad in Atlantic Beach.

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Cray_cray_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

20min drive to everywhere tho... have to cross a bridge? +10min

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol try 30 minute drive everywhere +30 w/ traffic.

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Art-Vandelay41 13 points ago +13 / -0

Personally, I wanted to step aside and let the police do their job. Having extra people there only adds to the chaos, but turned out the police just kneeled so...

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deplorablePepe 6 points ago +7 / -1

Boating is fun....cleaning up someone else's mess is not. I'd guess most people just don't want to get involved in a risk/confrontation situation, kind of like out of site out of mind.

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BluestedSRT 4 points ago +4 / -0

are you Korean?

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Rokaroo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not lifting a finger to stop democrats from burning down down democrat buildings in democrat shitholes.

A) If democrats want to kill each other, why should I care? B) All they are doing is pushing fence-sitters and suburban white center-left women into the safety of Trump's arms... C) ...As well as alienating their own base who don't want to be stuck in poverty their whole life.

Stopping them from burning down their cities would be counter productive.

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Rokaroo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They swallow more red pills when they're left without food in their stores.

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Crockpot_fire 1 point ago +1 / -0

800,000 for a rally is not showing up?

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phibetared 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like your question. I heard about my local boat parade via a facebook group. I think most of us expected the police or national guard would stop the rioting/looting. My local sheriff was up on stage, however, WITH the local BLM protest. Nice, huh?

But when the mayor and the governor and the attorney general (Minnesota) are all hard core DNC supporters who benefit from the unrest, well...

A boat parade is easy. Standing in front of a building defending it with a gun is not easy.

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ViolentNPCS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't go into liberal crime havens (cities) on a sunny peaceful afternoon. Why the fuck would I go when there's rioting?

I have unending sympathy for these people, but I wouldn't start a business in a city.

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MixedBlacknWhite 2 points ago +2 / -0

"it was next to impossible to get some patriots to come out and form a picket line to defend innocent homes and businesses?"

because we'd be showing up with guns, and that would cause a really big problem.

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BluestedSRT 6 points ago +6 / -0

1000+ boats, with say 6 people average per boat. Thats a lot of Trumpmariners.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 5 points ago +5 / -0

THE GOD EMPEROR'S ROYAL NAVY

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Thedaythe_redditdied 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obama’s economy is so good that even Russian bots can afford boats. God bless America

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OMC-RADIO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly I don't quite qualify for white privilege due to some American Indian heritage....

Still, I can't wait to put MAGA gear all over my 67 foot canoe.

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BaconIsNotHaram 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. The RNC picked the right city

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LawyersPlayDota 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was there! This was awesome!

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joshpcarter 1 point ago +1 / -0

While heading south lol.

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ispongeyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love seeing Old Glory so prominently displayed!!!

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IndyTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS is WHY I moved to FLORIDA!

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

See a need, fill a need...

WHITE BOATS MATTER

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saco 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made my day. This is my future home! Notice how classy Trump supporters are.

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BaconIsNotHaram 3 points ago +3 / -0

The MAGA Mariners

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BarnStorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best Navy

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now truckers, do a convoy!

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CCP_Virus 3 points ago +3 / -0

The People's Navy.

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sicc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never been more proud to live in this city. DUUUUUUUVAL

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Proud of my hometown

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what surprised me. One of the other local newsrooms reported a waterspout in the area:

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/weather/waterspout-seen-off-micklers-landing-sunday/77-17e6c744-f687-471f-8dab-fa88327265f4

Funny they didn't notice the 1000+ boats with Trump 2020 flags just outside their studio.

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Jolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

And.... I need a boat.

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LibertyOverSecurity 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA energy

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love Donald Trump because he loves America. Me too lady, me too.

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duvalpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I truly wish I owned a boat now. One day...

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Gilliais 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good watch.

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indiana was in, if they only had an ocean.

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Billionaired 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got chills!!!!

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

I felt a thrill going up my leg!

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flotilla sounds Hispanic, therefore we just hate brown people.

Checkmate Le Drumpftards.

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joshpcarter 1 point ago +1 / -0

DUUUVAL!!!

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

America Armada

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have a civilian navy folks!

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Klcbva 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was a wonderful day! Got to watch from the riverbank. We have the best, biggest, most beautiful boat flotillas!

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thuggishruggishtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly one of many things I find most despicable about the media is the fact they convince every one of their braindead viewers that Trump doesn't have the vast majority of America's support.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's gonna be a helluva convention city!

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EADReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trumbo Flag is legit

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I learned a new word today.