I live in south western Va. There is a town about a half hour from me that hosts a party every year called Trail Days in the spring. Its a town that is on average close to where all of the through hikers starting in georgia will be. Its a good place to stop and rest, sociialize, get supplies etc. So needless to say (love this saying haha) there are a ton of hikers who have been on trail for weeks by this point.
Remember that time you took your gf camping and on the third day yall tried to get busy but it wasnt the best because of obvious reasons (literal sandy vaginas and smelly buttcracks...bad breath...sweat etc.)? Well Im sure these folks find a creek here and there and wash up, but your not getting proper clean until you find a shower or bath. So all thats kinda whatever, but then add the fact that just like the rest of human civiliazation, there are women (and men i presume) who get by on the trail by giving out favors and sex to the guys who havent seen a another human in a week. Wouldnt be my first career choice.
And trust me. My first live in gf in college was a hippie to the max. You dont want trail pussy hahaha. Well, maybe i guess if you and your woman are hiking thats find. No trail strange.
Loofa/sponge on a stick/actual shower brush. The trail skank's asshole is covered with, potentially, sweat and asshole oil-soaked dingle berries, so don't fall for the trap or you'll get a big whiff of shit.
Your common trail skank will need to use one of them loofas to clean it properly after hiking for long enough before she gets down and dirty.
Imagine not showering for a month and living outside the whole time whille walking through the forest. Now imagine..........nah i wont do it lol
No, no. Let's continue. Do they brush their teeth at least?
I live in south western Va. There is a town about a half hour from me that hosts a party every year called Trail Days in the spring. Its a town that is on average close to where all of the through hikers starting in georgia will be. Its a good place to stop and rest, sociialize, get supplies etc. So needless to say (love this saying haha) there are a ton of hikers who have been on trail for weeks by this point.
Remember that time you took your gf camping and on the third day yall tried to get busy but it wasnt the best because of obvious reasons (literal sandy vaginas and smelly buttcracks...bad breath...sweat etc.)? Well Im sure these folks find a creek here and there and wash up, but your not getting proper clean until you find a shower or bath. So all thats kinda whatever, but then add the fact that just like the rest of human civiliazation, there are women (and men i presume) who get by on the trail by giving out favors and sex to the guys who havent seen a another human in a week. Wouldnt be my first career choice.
And trust me. My first live in gf in college was a hippie to the max. You dont want trail pussy hahaha. Well, maybe i guess if you and your woman are hiking thats find. No trail strange.
I assume they probably need to brush their stanky, sweaty asshole. I think that's what he's getting at.
How do you brush an asshole?😂
Loofa/sponge on a stick/actual shower brush. The trail skank's asshole is covered with, potentially, sweat and asshole oil-soaked dingle berries, so don't fall for the trap or you'll get a big whiff of shit.
Your common trail skank will need to use one of them loofas to clean it properly after hiking for long enough before she gets down and dirty.
Oh, sweet summer child.
Hey man, I'm a dog. I'll sniff at it before I fuck it. But at the very least, I'm curious.
Can confirm. My wife and I came across one of these while hiking in Vermont. We coulde smell him long before we actually saw him.