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ignorant_slob 45 points ago +45 / -0

Trump should build the worlds largest crocodile preserve next to the wall. That wall would just ensure the safety of Mexico from our dangerous crocodile preserve.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Pretty good plan. Leftists will divide by 0 when they realize taking down the wall would disrupt the crocs' natural habitat. ☮️🕊️

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chingchong_bigdong 3 points ago +3 / -0

black non-binary environmentalist here!

Much love,

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Italians_Invented_2A 9 points ago +9 / -0

We should dedicate a 50 miles strip to a whole ecosystem of lions, hyaena, buffalos, hippos, gazelle, etc.

Then sell tickets for safaris.

People would love to see lions in the wild without going to Africa and do vaccinations etc.

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Wheredidiputit 6 points ago +6 / -0

fuck that. make it hippos.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hippos are nasty.

Elephants get pretty petulant.

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chingchong_bigdong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elephants don't deserve such a faith, unless border patrol start implementing war elephants with full body armor to counter the smugglers.

Maybe Trump is a huge Age of Empires fan...

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Full body armor on an elephant. Wow. That's an image the GOP should adopt right now (and then RINOs can adjust or scram--Mittens with his water wings).

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alligators, not crocodiles which are scarce in America,

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crocs are more effective

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Lelleck 1 point ago +2 / -1

Iirc it was Laser sharks guarding the wall