I identify as a man who identifies as a woman identifying as a man. I'm even on HRT (read: blasting a ton of steroids) to get me to the level of man-woman-man I see myself as.

My wife, who is also on steroids, and I have a running joke that she's a tranny. So I'm a MtFtM tranny who is (gay?) married to a FtM (based off of her test levels) tranny.

Really sends the point home about the insanity of it all.