Aw c'mon man. I read the merchant of venice too -- where juliet gets fat shylock to sue romeo for waking her up singin' on her balcony - what what? where am i?
A Jewish lawyer is going to be better if they went to an elite leftist school. These antisemitic leftist schools have quotas on how many Jews they let in, so they ones who do get in are really the best of the best. It is like an Asian who gets in to MIT, they need to be way smarter than anyone else just to get in past the Asian quotas.
A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot enter a pub and each get a pint at the same time. By chance (it is a joke after all) a fly lands in each of their pints at the same time.
The Brit, disgusted, picks up his pint and dumps it in the bar sink.
The Irishman picks up the fly and *flicks* it away.
The Scot picks up the fly by the wings, holds it over his pint and says "Spit it aught ye wee bahstid!"
Yes, indeed it was. Using Jewish insinuates a more vicious lawyer who will get the most money for these cops.
Edit: spelling
Jews are known for their viscosity.
Edited. Thanks.
Viscous or Vicious?
Aw c'mon man. I read the merchant of venice too -- where juliet gets fat shylock to sue romeo for waking her up singin' on her balcony - what what? where am i?
A Jewish lawyer is going to be better if they went to an elite leftist school. These antisemitic leftist schools have quotas on how many Jews they let in, so they ones who do get in are really the best of the best. It is like an Asian who gets in to MIT, they need to be way smarter than anyone else just to get in past the Asian quotas.
Lots of truth. They are balls out.
I mean... you want a good lawyer, hire a Jew or Scotsman.
A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot enter a pub and each get a pint at the same time. By chance (it is a joke after all) a fly lands in each of their pints at the same time.
The Brit, disgusted, picks up his pint and dumps it in the bar sink.
The Irishman picks up the fly and *flicks* it away.
The Scot picks up the fly by the wings, holds it over his pint and says "Spit it aught ye wee bahstid!"
(I love that one!)
That was funny!
I have Scottish ancestry.
Sometimes I wonder if there's anything to that stereotype -- I'm terribly cheap.
Cheap and proud.
Jewish lawyers are top tier. If ur getting a lawyer, you want the jewish title lol
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god damn it stop with the jew hate.
This is endearment, fren. 🙂