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NotARussinUpvoteBot 63 points ago +64 / -1

And we have come full circle.

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ProphetOfKek 33 points ago +34 / -1

You mean the Strategic Deescalation Squad?

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1standboobs 32 points ago +32 / -0

"yes sir, we understand that you're upset. an unarmed community mental health support professional is on their way with coloring books and play-dough. If you'd like I can also send a K9 unit?"

"Yes, please send a police dog!"

"Now sir, please understand, the K9s are only trained to cuddle."

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Brainz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Watching real life scuffles is nothing like UFC or the movies we see. It’s incredibly sloppy and uncoordinated πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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TerryFisherX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol