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How the hell does someone prove they're gay in a court of law? Is there some kind of test... or do we just have to take their word for it? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by hillaryisgoingdown ago by hillaryisgoingdown +3026 / -0
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– horseface_aint_black 35 points ago +35 / -0

I'm a transqueer transblack transblind gendernervous dragonkin. I dare you to not fucking hire me.

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– chelthing 12 points ago +12 / -0

We will watch your career with great interest

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– horseface_aint_black 10 points ago +10 / -0

I already crashed sales, burned 3 product launches and soiled a 78 year old beloved brand resulting in two rounds of layoffs. Take that, capitalism!

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– horseface_aint_black 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not only that. Just like some prople are asexual. I am hypersexual and require constant sexual stimulation. So boss you need to pay this licensed clinical social fluffer in the gimp suit to follow me around and stimulate me during meetings.

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– Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad our side doesn't make a good version of SNL and do skits like that.

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