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makemyday007 47 points ago +47 / -0

He didn’t have the balls to tell the truth.

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Raindrops1984 12 points ago +12 / -0

Congratulations, you win comment of the week!

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Junosu 5 points ago +5 / -0

He got sacked!

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otistoole 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, you're good

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ShampocalypseWOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

The police said he was nuts.

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tokenninja 14 points ago +14 / -0

“The bullet traveled through the top of Davis' penis, through his right testicle, and into his right thigh “

How in the fuck did this happen?

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Crimsonarchon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, this guy isn't anymore. :-)

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair he went out with a bang.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's nuts.

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kaseius1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump can't keep getting away with this!

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GilaMonsterous 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know. He missed the other testicle. Didn't completely remove himself from the human gene pool.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gonna be hard to fuck with a penis that looks like a blown out kids party favor

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PantsJihad 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'll probably be a bottom where he's going anyways.

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Raindrops1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m guessing he was holding the gun at waist level, pointed down and towards himself, trying to find the safety. He found it.

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cinegrip 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nutless was a poet and a scholar.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 7 points ago +7 / -0

*shot himself in the groin WITH A STOLEN WEAPON.

In case you couldn’t tell that’s not a Hi-Point

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alisaquilae100 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the future "role model" BLM wants us to respect?

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N0Brakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

When the race card didn't work.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek works in mysterious ways!

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SR-71A_Blackbird 3 points ago +4 / -1

What kind of dickless bastard does something like that?

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Nadlers_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that Warlord Raz’s dad?

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PepperJackButter2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only the lab and Maury know for sure.

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MooCow1980 2 points ago +2 / -0

We must riot. Imaginary violence is still violence.

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techadm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Six years for shooting himself!!! Hahaha

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JJ_Las_Vegas 1 point ago +1 / -0

That happened in Portland Oregon, the antifa capital. I wouldn't be surprised if he's released in a week.

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AppalachianTactical 1 point ago +1 / -0

A good shoot.

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StompTheLeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

muh dik

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Wood_Shampoo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't he know Cheddar Bob is a white guy?