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Oregon convicted felon, who accidentally shot himself in the groin, then blamed it on a "white homeless man," sentenced to six years in federal prison (www.dailymail.co.uk)
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– tokenninja 14 points ago +14 / -0

“The bullet traveled through the top of Davis' penis, through his right testicle, and into his right thigh “

How in the fuck did this happen?

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– deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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– Crimsonarchon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, this guy isn't anymore. :-)

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– GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair he went out with a bang.

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– TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's nuts.

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– kaseius1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump can't keep getting away with this!

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– GilaMonsterous 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know. He missed the other testicle. Didn't completely remove himself from the human gene pool.

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– SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gonna be hard to fuck with a penis that looks like a blown out kids party favor

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– PantsJihad 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'll probably be a bottom where he's going anyways.

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– Raindrops1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m guessing he was holding the gun at waist level, pointed down and towards himself, trying to find the safety. He found it.

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