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KeepTheFaith 26 points ago +26 / -0

I wish

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KeyboardWarrior 15 points ago +17 / -2

Potentials:

  • Tom Fitton

  • Tucker

  • Hawley

  • TOM Cotton

  • Don Jr.

  • candice Owens

  • michelle Bachman(?) [Was she a tea partier?]

  • Ben Carson


The last one is impossible but would be AWESOME:

  • Alex Jones (Impossible but awesome to imagine)

President Jones Would be the ultimate greatest best gift in a long time to America. Fuck it, he's doing his own damn 4 hour segment press conference from 12 to 4pm EST

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CoronaT_Virus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Rand Paul? Also Alex Jones for press secretary

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy Shit! Alex Jones as press sec? They would be afraid to show up.

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zestanor 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hate to be the guy to say it but it's gotta be a man.

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KeyboardWarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol you're right.

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BigLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

If there were truly no America First men available, then a woman is fine. But a tall fit man is always preferable.

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quigonkenny 5 points ago +5 / -0

A President Jones would be lit af. He'd walk out to his first press conference the day after inauguration with a handful of space aliens saying, "See, motherfuckers! I was right!"

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahahah yes! He'd declassify everything, it would be epic

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KeyboardWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣. He would "Expose" everything.

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Cough 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kanye

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trumplandslide 10 points ago +11 / -1

I like all three. But please, let's do our due diligence. Tom Cotton is excellent on China, but he loves wars. Josh Hawley is a lawyer (automatic No). Tucker has no experience managing.

We need people that cannot just talk the talk (they are good at that) but walk the walk.

Let's select someone who is conservative AND has actually successfully run a business. A president needs to get stuff DONE, not just talk about doing it.

My personal preference is Don Jr. Conservative, does not need to be paid by special interests AND successfully ran businesses.

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Everquest4Life [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same. America needs a successful conservative businessman who cannot be bought. We have it so so good right now, and 40% of the country want to burn it all down. As of now, the only person I trust is Trump, Don Jr. is the closest thing. Tuck is currently our nation's spiritual guide (aside from my boy Jesus! of course)

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Oven_Boy86 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd vote for him.

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pindleskin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tucker right in the pussy

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Engineers4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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Amo4049 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree with the height thing.

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OMBOMB 8 points ago +8 / -0

6'1" not that bad

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Italians_Invented_2A -1 points ago +1 / -2

You do know that Trump did not run with his own money, eh?

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d_bokk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hawley/Tucker

or

Tucker/Hawley

Is my pick.

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DebunkTheLeft 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Tucker the Fucker"

Hell yeah I'll vote for that fucker!

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very easy.

Has this person served in the Obama admin? Fire him immediately

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suckmycorona 4 points ago +4 / -0

Won't happen because our overlords won't let it. The best we can do is force the controlling douchebags to let us have our paying class life and continue on,

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where are the dubs and trips confirming this?

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love Tucker, he's the only one who stands up for certain issues that affect white men.

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Electric_Puff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do it.

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AdmrlNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact that these guys can't spell "emperor," but can use a YouTube video to find a terrorist training camp out in the desert and get Russia to bomb it, is both hilarious and terrifying.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you referring to Party Nipples?

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StaryHickory 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd vote for Tucker...man he should run. They got a lot of tape on him though... A LOT of tape..

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CoronaT_Virus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tucker’s a great guy, but I don’t like politics getting twisted up with news more than it is.

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Pvenkman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t be a cuck vote tuck.

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Varangian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tuck and Rand

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Food4thought 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tucker is doing a fine job right where he's at.

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BitcoinTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just because I like the guy doesn't mean he belongs in the White House.

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Pres-Trump 1 point ago +2 / -1

The next Republican candidate will be Nicky Hailey. As much as I hate it, she's been doing the rounds for years and will have four more to do it.

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zestanor 7 points ago +7 / -0

If the Republicans run woman they will automatically lose.

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StaryHickory 3 points ago +3 / -0

She made a comment about how all Americans need to confront their responsibility in systemic racism....hard pass....she lost my vote ever based on that.

I will literally sit the election our rather than vote for her. Calling me, or insinuating, that I am a racist and that I have culpability in shit I have no connection to.

Hell naw fuck that bitch.

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Smubbs 2 points ago +3 / -1

Who

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fucking bitch who needlessly normalized the removal of symbols of American history, that's who.

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Count_Dyscalculia 1 point ago +3 / -2

Uh....didn't Michelle 'tuck'? Lets be careful. This is like naming a Child.

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WinterIsTrumping 0 points ago +1 / -1

while tucker is largely approving of Trump's agenda, he is anti-Trump and personally dislikes him.