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Tryhardneckbeard 30 points ago +30 / -0

I think they just crossed one of my lines I didn't know existed.... this is bullshit. No one fux with my breakfast mama!

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ADAM_SCHITT 22 points ago +24 / -2

It's garbage anyway buy some real syrup.

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Ameronaut 10 points ago +10 / -0

I always associated Aunt Jemima with syrup (NJ)

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

They do make a syrup. I just posted the ingredients.

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XFortySixandTwoX 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do. Or used to i guess... it was shaped like her body.

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RaginJake379 9 points ago +9 / -0

The canucks make some amazing syrup.

  • begrudgingly puts gold star next to Canada's name*
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Afeazo 5 points ago +5 / -0

“It’s racist to acknowledge a certain group of people (Canadians) make a product well that they are stereotyped for making well (real maple syrup)”

Off to the gulag for your re-education training

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dumdumexpress 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have a Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

So do we.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

For anyone doubting this, here are the ingredients:

CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only use real maple syrup. I prefer Grade B for the more robust flavor.

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InebriatedDaily 21 points ago +21 / -0

Uncle Ben reported on his death bed this morning.

Try some real Maple Syrup from the Quebec Organized Crime Cartel to help soothe Auntie Jemina's passing from COVID.

http://www.absolutecrime.com/maple-syrup-mafia.html#.XuoXAOcpCUk

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GeauxTrump20 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you want to listen to something truly horrifying check out Dr. Dre, “to kill a hooker” you’ll be thoroughly disgusted

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TrumpTrain 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don’t be racist man. I’ll report you to your employer!

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GeauxTrump20 12 points ago +12 / -0

But I don’t have an employer, I am free to shrimp whatever waters I want.

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greatgonzochops 12 points ago +12 / -0

Got my butter and now my syrup... Next will be my cream of wheat... :/

I just stop buying from them.

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Magastein143 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ok this morning Im reading how they want to take this black lady's face off of syrup because its racist. And they are also pissed that Rice Krispies cereals has only white faces on it. Im confused and don't know what to eat for breakfast without being racist.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've said for years that one day only random shapes will be allowed for logos.

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Magastein143 3 points ago +3 / -0

they better not be black or white

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

More likely some indeterminate shade of brown or grey.

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Erikabodereka 9 points ago +9 / -0

Attention black Americans: the Democrats want you eliminated. They are starting with the easy things first, but they are coming for all of it. Who, but a racist, would be pissed off about having the image of a black woman on their breakfast table?

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duallyford 8 points ago +8 / -0

Uncle Ben is laying low.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can no doubt hear the shouts and see the flickering torches of the Democrat outrage mob.

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

Desperation.

They think this will shield Stacey Abrams from ridicule when they announce her as Biden's "running mate."

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Labyrinth9000 6 points ago +6 / -0

So whens Uncle Bens Rice next?

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VinnysMagicGrits 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Jewsacky 3 points ago +3 / -0

How is this not racism by their standards? The level of mental gymnastics is at the gold metal level at this point..

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Donarudo_Taranpu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Garbage product anyways.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe Mrs. Buttersworth will end up in a Melania bottle? I wouldn't dare complain about that.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Melania syrup would be too tall for the shelves in my fridge. All legs

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dumdumexpress 3 points ago +3 / -0

True dat. And imgur won't let me upload it, hence the ImgBB linksor.

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Nfish20 3 points ago +3 / -0

They just don't like black people. Uncle Ben's rice is next.

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you heard of "Big Black Dick Caribbean rum"? Well my non racist white liberal boss gave that to my black co worker publicly as a bon voyage present when he decided to leave the company for better opportunities. Just wanted to share

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's not forget too that this is the "modernized" 1989 version of Aunt Jemima that they deemed no longer acceptable. The original version would have probably been removed long before if they didn't change it.

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picantogod 1 point ago +2 / -1

Have you heard a single rap song ever

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MollyClock [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Easy E mother fucker coming out to shoot, cuz I'm a, hard brother, I wish I was your mother, when I fuck so hard, my dicks at least a yard..

I grew up with the NWA and 2 Live Crew and it hasn't changed much since. Kanye who is revered has top hits that talk about fucking bitches.

Have YOU heard a single rap?

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picantogod 0 points ago +1 / -1

I didnt realize fucking bitches was the same as hitting them

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about "Bob's Red Mill" pancake mix. It's pretty good. There is a white guy on the package. An old white guy.

I don't know if he is progressive or conservative though.

Let's buy pancake mix with white people on it - so we won't be racist any more.