Ok this morning Im reading how they want to take this black lady's face off of syrup because its racist. And they are also pissed that Rice Krispies cereals has only white faces on it. Im confused and don't know what to eat for breakfast without being racist.
Attention black Americans: the Democrats want you eliminated. They are starting with the easy things first, but they are coming for all of it. Who, but a racist, would be pissed off about having the image of a black woman on their breakfast table?
Have you heard of "Big Black Dick Caribbean rum"? Well my non racist white liberal boss gave that to my black co worker publicly as a bon voyage present when he decided to leave the company for better opportunities. Just wanted to share
Let's not forget too that this is the "modernized" 1989 version of Aunt Jemima that they deemed no longer acceptable. The original version would have probably been removed long before if they didn't change it.
I think they just crossed one of my lines I didn't know existed.... this is bullshit. No one fux with my breakfast mama!
It's garbage anyway buy some real syrup.
I always associated Aunt Jemima with syrup (NJ)
They do make a syrup. I just posted the ingredients.
They do. Or used to i guess... it was shaped like her body.
The canucks make some amazing syrup.
“It’s racist to acknowledge a certain group of people (Canadians) make a product well that they are stereotyped for making well (real maple syrup)”
Off to the gulag for your re-education training
We have a Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.
So do we.
For anyone doubting this, here are the ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.
I only use real maple syrup. I prefer Grade B for the more robust flavor.
Uncle Ben reported on his death bed this morning.
Try some real Maple Syrup from the Quebec Organized Crime Cartel to help soothe Auntie Jemina's passing from COVID.
http://www.absolutecrime.com/maple-syrup-mafia.html#.XuoXAOcpCUk
If you want to listen to something truly horrifying check out Dr. Dre, “to kill a hooker” you’ll be thoroughly disgusted
Don’t be racist man. I’ll report you to your employer!
But I don’t have an employer, I am free to shrimp whatever waters I want.
Got my butter and now my syrup... Next will be my cream of wheat... :/
I just stop buying from them.
Ok this morning Im reading how they want to take this black lady's face off of syrup because its racist. And they are also pissed that Rice Krispies cereals has only white faces on it. Im confused and don't know what to eat for breakfast without being racist.
I've said for years that one day only random shapes will be allowed for logos.
they better not be black or white
More likely some indeterminate shade of brown or grey.
Attention black Americans: the Democrats want you eliminated. They are starting with the easy things first, but they are coming for all of it. Who, but a racist, would be pissed off about having the image of a black woman on their breakfast table?
Uncle Ben is laying low.
He can no doubt hear the shouts and see the flickering torches of the Democrat outrage mob.
Desperation.
They think this will shield Stacey Abrams from ridicule when they announce her as Biden's "running mate."
So whens Uncle Bens Rice next?
I'm a fan of Uncle Jemima Mash Liquor
How is this not racism by their standards? The level of mental gymnastics is at the gold metal level at this point..
Garbage product anyways.
Maybe Mrs. Buttersworth will end up in a Melania bottle? I wouldn't dare complain about that.
Melania syrup would be too tall for the shelves in my fridge. All legs
True dat. And imgur won't let me upload it, hence the ImgBB linksor.
They just don't like black people. Uncle Ben's rice is next.
Have you heard of "Big Black Dick Caribbean rum"? Well my non racist white liberal boss gave that to my black co worker publicly as a bon voyage present when he decided to leave the company for better opportunities. Just wanted to share
Let's not forget too that this is the "modernized" 1989 version of Aunt Jemima that they deemed no longer acceptable. The original version would have probably been removed long before if they didn't change it.
Have you heard a single rap song ever
Easy E mother fucker coming out to shoot, cuz I'm a, hard brother, I wish I was your mother, when I fuck so hard, my dicks at least a yard..
I grew up with the NWA and 2 Live Crew and it hasn't changed much since. Kanye who is revered has top hits that talk about fucking bitches.
Have YOU heard a single rap?
I didnt realize fucking bitches was the same as hitting them
How about "Bob's Red Mill" pancake mix. It's pretty good. There is a white guy on the package. An old white guy.
I don't know if he is progressive or conservative though.
Let's buy pancake mix with white people on it - so we won't be racist any more.