Have some Social Justice on your pancakes, pedes.
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All corn syrup. No maple
CORN GAP
CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE, but he loved his pancakes
And he ran a bunch of bad boys. We used to take our forks and dip em in the syrup bottle so they get sticky, and that's how I learned about roaches.
Extra salt!
Actually has both corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup. If you're going to go with fake syrup at least Log Cabin is corn syrup + sugar. Either way, Maple is better, but it's a lot more expensive.
A friend teaches "culinary arts" in a high school tech center in a midwest city. (Imagine teaching "knife skills" to inner city kids!)
Anyhow, she tested real maple syrup on them and they hated it. My first and only thought was "HFCS."
That HFCS stuff is why I despise the phrase "sugary soft drinks." Ain't nothing "sugar" about soft drinks. I can remember when ALL soft drinks had sugar and wonder a lot of problems can be traced to the change.
Dude I just died laughing.
This type of thinking is the most regressive shit. I saw in article today There is a tik tok video called “How to Make a non-racist breakfast” that I heard about (I don’t use tik tok personally). Just the thought of not being able to even wake up and eat some pancakes without muh racism is ridiculous.
What they are causing is for people like me who have always been fairly sympathetic towards blacks to not give one single fuck ever again. They've made it so that I think hell, if racism is soooo bad, get the fuck out of my country you low IQ pieces of shit. I'll treat individuals who deserve respect with respect but as far as I'm concerned they've now convinced me 100% that black culture is void and evil and we'd all be better off without it.
Yup. Me too. I'm sick and tired of the Black community blaming everyone but themselves. If this is such a racist country, then why is it every other minority in this country isn't effected? Why are Black immigrants from Africa not the victims of this racism? Neither are Jews nor Asians?
I was listening to some Black woman complain about how now she has to teach her children how to behave around the police. Yeah, bitch. Welcome to parenthood and raising children properly. 40 years ago my parents taught me to treat police with respect and do what they say.
Why is it that I, a White man, have to walk around on egg shells every time I'm in the presence of a Black person lest they take something I say wrong and proceed to ruin my life?
Yes there is systemic racism in this country but it's set up to benefit minorities, especially Blacks. Not Whites.
And the other thing they can't answer is why does every other country on this planet not want American black people to come there? Not even in Africa most times. Guess it's just a racist planet so live with it or start you own country lol.
This 100%. Call me a racist one more time and I'll start dropping N-bombs every sentence that comes out of my mouth. You wanted a racist. Fuck it.
Ingredients for a non-racist breakfast:
Black coffee, blackberries, black currants, black licorice, burnt toast, handful of black walnuts. Off to work I go!!!
WOW WHO IS THIS SUPERMODEL
Remember Grimace?
Listen to this Ben Bailey bit at Patrice O'Neal's roast. Classic.
https://youtu.be/DJyJ485sC5w
isn't that the guy from the Minneapolis video?
Wow...she's almost as gorgeous as Michelle Obama
Tater Abrams
The Barbie-Q Twins?
Diverse Michael Moore
Comedy Gold!
I hear they are going to replace Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen!
I would buy it just for fun. Aunt Karen pic would be epic.
That would be one big fat bottle.
Yeah but it's called Paula Deen, now.
I always imagined Paula saying the n-word with the same reverence and panache in which she would say "buuuutterr"
I'm just hungry
Well if the image of Stacey or the mental image of Paula Dean saying the n-word doesn't help you then I would suggest eating something.
Can't. Snickers is getting rid of the chocolate coating. Too triggering.
You thought you were joking.
But I can't eat that either, it's the color of a hood. Hence, it is bad.
Now with extra lard!
Nah it's fried chicken grease flavor but you can use the poster to pop the top off your beer.
Funny thing is the Native American drawing on land o lakes was artwork by a Native American.
In today's climate, that wasn't diverse enough to make the cut.
Fine with me. Erase black and native images all over the planet as far as I'm concerned. Nothing bad would come of it.
Then we'll be racist for only having images of white people on products.
This virtue signaling is making it so easy to eat healthy. Every time I want to eat some brand's sugary, salty crap full of empty carbs and grease, all I have to do is look at its Twitter account.
Back to rice and veggies for me!
Thank God rice and veggies don't have Twitter accounts
About that rice... ever heard of chicoms?
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-china-rice-idUSKCN1TY2YL
We sell rice to them, not so much the other way around!
Dang. We’re winning the rice war
To be fair, she’s been the best democrat governor of Georgia. Hasn’t screwed up anything.
Your gender reference may be a little off.
Uncle Ben's is next.
Then Cream of Wheat Guy
how about mr. clean??
Perhaps they will replace the endearing Aunt Jemima with Aunt Lachisha who scolds you over your white privilege while you try to eat your pancakes.
I just figured it out. That gap is the perfect size for opening the squeeze cap on a fake maple syrup bottle with your mouth! Literal Meme Magic right there.
hooked nose nigeropolis
it's all so tiresome
I would NEVER eat that. [shudders]
I'm glad someone is finally standing up against the stereotype of black people in the south having good food.
Don't degrade best waifu Tifa by associating the name with female Strahan.
Black culture.
Should be "Auntie Fa".
Pronounced AHN ti FA.
This made me hungry for some pancakes. Breakfast for lunch? Fuck yes, this is America. One of our last few freedoms
Sayonara, Quaker.
Racist people wouldn't want to use a product with a black persons face on the box. Logic has no meaning in clown world.
I'm a fan of Uncle Jemima myself.
Does the syrup come from from between the teeth?
Hate Mountain.
Every time I see her gapped up teeth I thank God she is not the governor of Georgia
And the pour spout is the Cadillac Sixty Special Brougham sized gap
Not bad.
This is fucking awesome
I am not entirely sure if I prefer Abrams as the new face of Quaker Oats' pancake syrup -- or maybe Rachel Dolezal might be a better choice.
10,000 calories per serving.
These AJ memes are getting funnier and funnier. I can't take it any more - it hurts bad.
Not flap jacks.... Soy Boy Slap Jackies
I say I say I say I'll sit on you.
Not a huge loss since I get almost all Aldi's store brand products.
Is that a woodchuck?
Should just be a picture of her teeth.
Corn syrup anyway - use honey or real maple syrup....
Savage...
She is so hideous.
Very cool!
Please post this in r/therightcantmeme if you still have a reddit account. It's beautiful.
They're such a significant Gap in flavor between Aunt Stacy and Mrs Butterworth oh, and don't even get me started with a huge divide between those two and log cabin. I would say that you have to go with the pure Vermont maple, but have you seen how white Vermont is?
You mean Aunt Teefa don't you from the mile wide gap lodge.
THAT syrup is NOT going on my pancakes.
I wonder what Uncle Jemima thinks of all this.. they will be coming after his Mash Liquor business next.