Now, you're lookin' at a man that's gettin' kinda mad / He killed his intern, and the baby she had / No matter how he struggles and strives / He'll never get out of this world alive

He's morally broke, his head is full of sand / He stole his woman from another man / No matter how he struggles and strives / He'll never get out of this world alive

The day his intern passed away / The Deep State had their guy / And he was livin' high until the fatal day / GEOTUS tweeted "cold case" and it made him cry

Everything's against him and it's got him down / If he has a pool at home, his wife will probably drown / No matter how she struggles and strives / She'll never get out of this marriage alive

These shabby lies he's tellin' all the time / Are full of holes and shit / And Mika, if she steps a foot out of line / Psycho Joe starts swinging and she gets hit

I'm not gonna worry wrinkles in my brow / 'Cause GEOTUS gonna make it all right somehow / No matter how Joe struggles and strives / He'll never get out of this world alive