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scheat91 331 points ago +333 / -2

So the blue cities will riot, burn down their polling places and will accuse us voter suppression

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 209 points ago +209 / -0

Ah yes, as is tradition.

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saveMySpeech 45 points ago +46 / -1

I won't mind a flat screen TV

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ProphetOfKek 27 points ago +28 / -1

I’m hoping to get some Air Jordan’s made by real child slaves.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since were asking, a new Les Paul?

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rooftoptendie 22 points ago +22 / -0

COZY TIME!

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EricCharliemella 6 points ago +7 / -1

"Can I refill your eggnog, Eddie? Drive you out into the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?"

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LH4AU 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't throw me down, Clark.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

My husband and I have started calling it “thug Christmas” lmao

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll mull the wine!

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npcipede 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is the way.

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sfluke8 70 points ago +71 / -1

The police in these cities can vote silently by all calling in sick during voting.. no sane person will go outside

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Italians_Invented_2A 42 points ago +43 / -1

The centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.

The centipede is s predator.

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VetforTrump 34 points ago +36 / -2

The worst thing for criminals is no police to save them from me. Can shoot em on the street and just continue on with my business. I'm law abiding until nobody cares to enforce it. Then I'm free to do what I want. Evil must go.

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TruthyBrat 26 points ago +26 / -0

My buddy's comment on at-home crime enforcement should the police be defunded:

"Who do I call to remove the bodies?"

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Liver_Kick 32 points ago +32 / -0

Make friends with a farmer that has pigs.

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Homopratensis1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just compost them. Eco-friendly. Or buy some hungry pigs. Another good option.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

We gonna try to change that. Also with no police I think we have to take down the propagandist in the Ministry of propaganda and bulletin

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kjj9 10 points ago +11 / -1

I tried to explain to my girlfriend that the police aren't there to protect people like me from criminals - they are there to protect criminals from people like me.

I think she understood my words, but emotionally, she couldn't accept what I was saying.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 8 points ago +10 / -2

Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

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pmurTJdlanoD 25 points ago +25 / -0

This is the way. Do exactly what the psycholeftists want....on November 3.

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Homopratensis1 6 points ago +7 / -1

They should really do this. At this point there is no career future in L.E. anyway. Might as well screw the bastards on the way out.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 55 points ago +55 / -0

BLM and Antifa are not grassroots as they claim, they’re more astroturfed than the Vikings stadium. If mail in doesn’t work, and this does happen, which I believe it will, they will not harm polling places. They’re well organized and funneling money to DNC despite their claims. Then all the locals will be too afraid to go vote, probably much worse than a few years ago when “New Black Panthers” intimidated voters at polling places illegally and Obama let it slide.
They’ll bus in Dem voters as usual, gonna be massive fraud. Folks around here are making great predictions and I believe some will play out. October is going to be a hell of a month for this country. Every 4 years, candidates try to make a stark contrast and say “most important election of our lifetime.” in 2020, Trump better play that card, but I think many of the voters Know it.

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Italians_Invented_2A 14 points ago +14 / -0

Even if BLM and antifa can be reined in, there's so much crime in blue cities that if police was to strike on that day nobody would go to the polls.

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DrCowboyPresident 14 points ago +14 / -0

The poll workers will go, and they don't need people to actually show up to vote, they'll vote for them.

110% turnout baby!

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Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +6 / -0

How do you become a poll worker?

Can't we fill the polls with pedes, even in Democrat cities?

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VetforTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

they could dry up blm and antifa money it would be over. They only play with pay.

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Provis22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every person with a badge knows it too.

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Jack_Burton 15 points ago +15 / -0

Atlanta needs to be rebooted

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scheat91 6 points ago +6 / -0

But will the left keyboard warriors come out and play? I’m ready ;)