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sfluke8 70 points ago +71 / -1

The police in these cities can vote silently by all calling in sick during voting.. no sane person will go outside

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Italians_Invented_2A 42 points ago +43 / -1

The centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.

The centipede is s predator.

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VetforTrump 34 points ago +36 / -2

The worst thing for criminals is no police to save them from me. Can shoot em on the street and just continue on with my business. I'm law abiding until nobody cares to enforce it. Then I'm free to do what I want. Evil must go.

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TruthyBrat 26 points ago +26 / -0

My buddy's comment on at-home crime enforcement should the police be defunded:

"Who do I call to remove the bodies?"

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Liver_Kick 32 points ago +32 / -0

Make friends with a farmer that has pigs.

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womp-womp-twice 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ah, I see, you sir are a true connoisseur

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

"... personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt.... ME." One of the best delivered lines in any movie.

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Homopratensis1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just compost them. Eco-friendly. Or buy some hungry pigs. Another good option.

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johnrambo 1 point ago +1 / -0

The smell though

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

We gonna try to change that. Also with no police I think we have to take down the propagandist in the Ministry of propaganda and bulletin

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kjj9 10 points ago +11 / -1

I tried to explain to my girlfriend that the police aren't there to protect people like me from criminals - they are there to protect criminals from people like me.

I think she understood my words, but emotionally, she couldn't accept what I was saying.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 8 points ago +10 / -2

Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

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pmurTJdlanoD 25 points ago +25 / -0

This is the way. Do exactly what the psycholeftists want....on November 3.

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Homopratensis1 6 points ago +7 / -1

They should really do this. At this point there is no career future in L.E. anyway. Might as well screw the bastards on the way out.