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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was once woken up by police at 4:30 AM when I was sleeping in my vehicle in my friends driveway, I left the keys on my back tire (because I know the routine) but they still tried to give me shit. This parolee passed out in a drive thru wanting tendies.