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AlGoreRhythm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Breaking News: Satirical publication The Onion has filed for bankruptcy, citing its inability to compete with reality.

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monsterknob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Breaking News: The hacker known as '4-chan' has finally given up their role as a professional prankster. When reached for comment they stated, "well, we don't even have to pull this shit anymore because the snowball is rolling itself now".

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AlGoreRhythm 3 points ago +3 / -0

They just sit back and enjoy the show, giving the snowball a little push now and then.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to declare whatever they replace these with to be racist. Let's force them to put everything in clear packaging with nothing but an ingredients list and nutritional information.