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WeinerLapTop 263 points ago +263 / -0

Its so crowded there arent even enough chairs OMG Joepedo is unstoppable!!

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Aluminoti 113 points ago +113 / -0

We need to use the Joepedo moniker way more.

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MammasAlwaysRIGHT 29 points ago +30 / -1

🔥🔥🔥

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Smubbs 20 points ago +23 / -3

That’s the joke

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DasBurt 20 points ago +21 / -1

Not sure it's actually a joke.

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WeinerLapTop 16 points ago +17 / -1

A lot of truth is said in jest.

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womp-womp-twice 12 points ago +13 / -1

Well THAT'S THE JOKE

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DasBurt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahaha!

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bazinga

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CactusPete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cmere let me sniff yer hair how ole are ye never mine don' matter cmere

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schiff_for_brains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe doesn't even want to be there. He's pissed they won't let him go to the ice cream truck with all the other kids.

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kudupoo 10 points ago +11 / -1

We need carpedonktum to make a vid of Joepedo carving a boy from wood. Then, Jopedo goes on to sniff his creation. Each time he sniffs the boy, something grows.

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RT_America 70 points ago +70 / -0

WU FLU NOSE PANTIES FOR ALL! (CUCKS) 😷😷😷😷

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Kekintosh2020 28 points ago +28 / -0

Facial maxipads

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WestPalm 28 points ago +28 / -0

Face diapers

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GentleGentile 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, someone of Biden's poor health and advanced age needs all the protection he can get. I'm sure he wears both facial and anal dipers.

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well he probably has 3+ comorbidities so is in the high risk group

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BestTimeToBAlive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol! That’s f’n funny! 😂

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CQVFEFE 44 points ago +44 / -0

Funniest thing I ever heard was Sleepy Joe telling Trump the Energizer Bunny, very slowly and sleepily, at the end of a "speech", to "Wake up. There's work to be done."

You can't make this stuff up, folks. The jokes just write themselves.

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Recken 26 points ago +26 / -0

I can't believe they let them post that pic in the Inquirer. That's awesome.

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Whoopies_tds 9 points ago +9 / -0

His arms crossed body language says it all, “I’m not listening to you”

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sicKENasty 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s angry because he thought he was being hosted at a day care.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even the downspouts flex in the presence of Flexin' Joe

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CaptRied 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess that explains the absence of children. Adult only venues for JoePedo.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

No one gives a shit about karma lol, this is an online forum. God you're a fucking loser.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +2 / -1

We knew you were a snake when we let you in.

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Mexicola1976 19 points ago +20 / -1

Nobody goes to his rallies anymore- they're too crowded.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously, he makes guacbowl look interesting.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 145 points ago +146 / -1

He's leading by 14 points dontcha know.

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Trump2020inAZ 70 points ago +70 / -0

I just did a dive on the “about the survey” section on the latest Reuter’s poll that shows Biden up 13% nationally. There were 3,768 registered voters polled. 49% were democrats, 37% were republicans. Once again and as with all the other polls, the numbers of people surveyed from each party lines up almost exactly with the difference in approval rating between the 2 candidates. And they try to tell us that these polls are representative of the US as a whole.

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Kekintosh2020 47 points ago +47 / -0

rEaLiTy HaZ A LiBrUl biAz

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fickelbra 29 points ago +29 / -0

It sure does when you believe any news or info you agree with is reality.

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Nolivesmatter 19 points ago +19 / -0

I love the smug stupidity of that quote 😂

Where is it from?

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Kekintosh2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure it was John Podesta's pizza pal, Stephen Cuckbert

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Libs during the Bush years. You're right, it is smug and stupid.

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genghis_khek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ah yes the favorite comeback when you point out media bias.

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PITSWL 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hillary 92%, Trump 8%. No path to 270.

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starl1te 15 points ago +15 / -0

37%? not bad. the previous CNN (and others) polls topped out at 25% republican voters surveyed.

ALL these polls also don't adjust for college educated vs no college voters. This is the exact same bullshit that had all the 2016 polls wildly off in their predictions.

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VetforTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0 (edited)

There was a pole last election that disappeared. It was done by a private organization that was made up of veterans. 1000 people in every state were polled. 33 percent dem, 33 repubs and 33 independently. Trump won 67 to 28 percent against Hillary. That 28 percent. In my opinion has shrunk for the dems. Be darned if I can find that poll now. It was only about 6 weeks before the election

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IntrepidBurger 18 points ago +18 / -0

I've always maintained that Trump demolished Hillary so badly that he won despite flagrant cheating on their part. He won in such a definitive landslide that even with countless thousands of fake votes he still won with a sizeable lead.

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Data 4 points ago +4 / -0

The illegal alien vote was enough by itself to account for Hillary's margin in the popular vote. There's no question they cheated in 2016, it just wasn't enough to counter the Dragon Energy.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I also think that. They cheated so well in their minds the think he had to cheat to win. The eont accept millions behind him.

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Bax101 8 points ago +8 / -0

The power of corruption and lawlessness has to be stopped. It never been more obvious now than the 2 worlds we live in.

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Coslin 23 points ago +23 / -0 (edited)

What? How dare you, sir!

Don't you know, and you SHOULD know thankyouverymuch, that Joe Biden's supporters are out there trying to save the lives of as many black people as possible from the murderous police regime?! And when November comes around they'll be there! In droves. Easily twice as many people as there are in this picture!

The audacity of certain people. tsk tsk.

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Joe kicks a turd down his pants leg live on stage, steps and slips on it a minute later

CNN Headline:

Joe Biden so angry at systemic racism, injustice, and inequality he loses control

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Redmerc1999 18 points ago +18 / -0

It hurts my head to think that there are people who say, in 100% seriousness, everything you just said with obvious sarcasm.

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arebee 13 points ago +13 / -0

I mean..am I the only one that isn't concerned about democrats/biden/the left in terms of voting, but more like their radicalisation in the last year, the willingness to loot/riot/kill innocent people. You can't exactly vote for them to stop being crazy, big boys might have to discipline them, and while they deserve it, it could get ugly.

Biden is a train wreck, even they know it... bernie guys hate him, women hate him... dude is boring and brings nothing to the table.

Crazy leftists shooting cunts/burning trump owners houses down is more of a concern than biden winning.

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arebee 10 points ago +10 / -0

Of course, voting is important. But I find it MIND BLOWING that there are people out there, STILL fooled by the media, but not just consuming their bullshit, but so convinced they feel they're on some moral high ground where destroying someones business, or even taking their life is a righteous act against orange man.

It's fucking bonkers. Like the term "clown world" Doesn't do it justice, it's almost a form of insanity induced by lack of responsibility, lack of religion, lack of love.

Men are losing their masculinity. It's fucked.

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Rufus_Shinra 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are a lot of dumb people out there. Think about someone you met who you'd consider of average intelligence and then remember that around half of the country is less intelligent than that person. Propaganda works to an extent, especially on the weak minded.

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Your comment has 14 points and I don't know what to do.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

14 points? He doesn't have 14 fans.

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JebSurge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe is so far ahead in the polls that he doesn't even think about Trump anymore.

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farfiman 76 points ago +76 / -0

7 reporters and 3-4 staff

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NautiFella 37 points ago +37 / -0

And a couple that got lost...

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kasich probably is ridin’ with Biden

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Kekistani 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you guys ready for your appetizers yet, or do we still need a moment?

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LacyLiberty 10 points ago +10 / -0

Literally three times as many misleadia/staff as just plain voters in attendance.

And that's not counting the one behind the camera taking the pic.

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Coslin 5 points ago +5 / -0

And some Secret Service, too.

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NautiFella 57 points ago +58 / -1

And he leads in the polls. Yeah, right.

If you take a poll and Biden leads in it, your interns are lying to you about who they're voting for.

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Brucesky420 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd ask why the media isn't complaining about his rally, but by the looks of it there's not even enough people there for social distancing to be a problem

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NautiFella 4 points ago +4 / -0

I host bigger dinner parties in small flats...just sayin

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Art-Vandelay41 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could take everyone at Biden’s rally and put em in a port-a-potty and they would all still have room to spin around.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crowder and Bongino go into what's going on with the polls. Basically they're polling adults or registered voters instead of likely voters because they're more likely to be anti-Trump.

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we_won_the_war_jack 51 points ago +51 / -0

Did 1M people sign up for this rally?

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we_won_the_war_jack 34 points ago +34 / -0

1D Biden Chess.

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Sporadica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well yeah he needs his marbles to play Chinese checkers.

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catbertz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Were those remaining four old enough to vote?

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

😮😁

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Slicer 45 points ago +46 / -1

Oh my god I've never laughed like this before in my life. Holy shit I'm actually still laughing even as I type this. This is worse than Clinton ever was, and she was terrible! This is his actual rally? Not some preliminary, not some initial thing? This is his actual gathering of the people who want to talk to him?

Holy fuck, I just can't stop laughing. Oh, man. THIS is the guy the Democrats are fielding to beat Trump? THIS?

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IAbsolutelyDare 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is like Costco-era Hillary, far from the glory days of her high-school gym era.

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HilaryAtCostco 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bargain prices on hot sauce!

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IAbsolutelyDare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username surprisingly relevant.

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ILearnedToCode 13 points ago +13 / -0

and keep in mind... they are sending their best

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XxXusernameXxX 42 points ago +43 / -1

Pack it up boys. It was a good run. Surely Trump is finished in November. How can we compete with crowds like that?

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MagnanimousDonkey 12 points ago +12 / -0

Absolutely not, fat.

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Winterds001 32 points ago +34 / -2

Lol fucking pathetic

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Zytos 22 points ago +22 / -0

Of course it's at a "Soul Food" restaurant.

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LacyLiberty 18 points ago +19 / -1

You ain't Soul Food unless you vote for me!

-- Joe Biden, probably

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residue69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where's the hot sauce?!

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DentArthurDent 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We have Chinese food, no soul food here!"

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sickofSJWs 11 points ago +11 / -0

OMG it’s real? DRUMPF IS FINISHED

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spezisacuckold 8 points ago +8 / -0

They look just like the CHAZ warriors only 20-30 years older lmfao

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spaceforceltc 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would guess that at least half the people there are journalists.

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Fullarr 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's easy to social distance when no one wants to be around you

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Thehumancentipede 19 points ago +19 / -0

HAHAHA

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pursuitoftruth1776 16 points ago +17 / -1

They aren't even social distancing. You can't push the Panic Virus with so much hypocrisy.

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I_lurk_u_long_time 14 points ago +14 / -0

If you tried to social distance with a crowd this big, it would fill every walkway, building, and street for a dozen miles in every direction. Cars would be unable to enter or leave the area, businesses would be unable to serve customers because there would be no room to walk anywhere. The city would be shut down until The Biden left the area, and the crowd could finally begin to disperse. ...

Or they could get a slightly longer table, I guess.

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stratocaster_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny thing is Pedo was on TV yesterday talking about pandemic and how we need to look at "facts". I thought we value truth over facts. But when it's a fake like coronavirus then I guess we like facts.

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leakmouth 15 points ago +15 / -0

Alley Rally

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Ottoandersson 10 points ago +10 / -0

Darby is right up the street from me. No need to campaign there, it's already fucked beyond repair because of leftist policies.

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grassshrimp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I grew up near there and can confirm Darby is and has been a shit hole for many decades. Haven't been in the area for years, but I'm assuming the trolly's are still running.

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Ottoandersson 2 points ago +2 / -0

In 2019 it looked like Libya

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barwhack 9 points ago +9 / -0 (edited)

He'll be cHair of the PTA° in no time: his dream joeb.

Joepedo for ... the thing! --HairyLegs


° Pedarast Teacher Association

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slaphappy2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Half of the "crowd" are urinalists and the other half are his nurses.

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Hillarysudders 9 points ago +9 / -0

Behind a restaurant next to the dumpsters! Just where he belongs. Hahahahahahaha! Pathetic demented fuck.

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stratocaster_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a bar called The Hideaway lol.

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VetforTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

show any riot in any Democrat city. Those are his voters. They don't know it but thats who they are voting. Th ks mail in ballots.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's 100% media. There's nobody there who isn't operating a camera, boom mic, taking notes, or at the table. Not one single human being.

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Picador20 3 points ago +3 / -0

The media thought they had a tough job in 2016 covering up for an old woman who kept displaying symptoms of Parkinson's Disease or some such neurological disorder.

Now in 2020 they have to hide the readily apparent fact that their 77-year-old candidate is rapidly descending into senility.

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mty_green_go 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because no humans care about lizard pedo man

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 7 points ago +7 / -0

No wonder CNN came up with this garbage article defending him 😂😂😂

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FLIBS 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can feel the excitement!

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blubberdong 7 points ago +7 / -0

And smell the excrement.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's soul food Jack.

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FAQ-REDDIT 7 points ago +7 / -0

I count 3. Not included SS at table and all reporters

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damned, l have about 50 in my yard when l have bbq

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Picador_20 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Biden Train is a little red wagon.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is such funny image. I see him wearing a little captains hat and wringing a little bell on his wagon <ding ding>. Come on kids jump on the wagon, there's some room on my lap.

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thereal____ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most of those aren’t people, they are Enemy of the People.

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LandofthefreeMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

It looks like they are getting ready for nap time at the adult daycare center. Sad.

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tigerz 6 points ago +6 / -0

This can’t be real...

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Justthatguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is sleepy Joe asleep?

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Drekken- 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, he is awake. Everyone one around the table is sitting there silent as Joe Biden continuously passes gas.

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Redpillhope 5 points ago +5 / -0

I count 3.

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Choppermagic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Woah, 4 people. He doubled his attendance record!

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Bax101 5 points ago +5 / -0

This scares the shit outta me. Look at this picture pedes. It's not about a rally. This is about power. Showing the power to GEOTUS the nature of the deep state with the media and using this to fuel that Joe Biden is backed by everyone. We all know these editors will work tirelessly to make a oldman child molester the next president. All so they can glued back down the piece GEOTUS tore back into their sick sick demonic world. This is the face of it.

All year we have had to witness the ridiculous trails of horseshit to see the cocky fucking top "leaders" from the Obama administration show us the world that they all live in. To show us we don't have the power to stop them. You understand? It's never been more at our personal front doors than it ever has. The deep state is here we are being attacked by heavy Chinese mega corporations communist tactics. The media along with the Hollywood satanic sexual child molesting cults and all the BLM/ANTIFA foot soldiers. All taking orders from the Rothschilds, Soros, The Vatican, and the lair of doom of people of the shadow government run by the CIA. They're here in OUR faces on every front of your psyche to break you down, but you cannot break down. We are the final wall and we won't fall. We are at a major turning point in the history of the world.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

It has to keep going and it will get bloody more than likely.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well we better step up our game because the deep state is in full swing with Covid round 2. I know rallies better just keep steamrolling over it. No time for believing the fake shit. Ya gotta inform everyone within your circle.

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Picador20 5 points ago +5 / -0

According to CNN, the other 100,000 attendees are all looking for a place to park.

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20MagnusKonrad20 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

CNN: Standing room only at Joe Biden's first rally as considerate attendees follow the former VP's leading example; wearing masks and practinning safe social distancing.

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brsmith77 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol. Very low energy. Sad.

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Freedombunker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why does this remind me of Hillary’s Costco book signing?

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Mintap 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are just social distancing... yeah, that's it... social distancing.

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Brickwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least they picked an attractive venue.

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arebee 4 points ago +4 / -0

is this real? What is this?

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rinkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in the same county as Darby, PA and this is a joke of a gathering.

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intolerantofstupid 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think most of them are his staff.

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slaphappy2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rest assured - when they finally decide that Biden needs a real crowd, they will assemble Taylor Swift, Drake and a bunch of other woke pop stars all playing for free. Biden will speak for five minutes max.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 4 points ago +4 / -0

These retards and their masks. Funny at first. Now it is just really really fucking retarded and annoying.

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thuggishruggishtrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

And I'm supposed to believe this old sleepy bastard is up 10 points? Lol sure and Ivanka is coming over for dinner tonight.