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bigdragonenergy 48 points ago +48 / -0

Hey, member ventilators?

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Nagger 23 points ago +23 / -0

The Chinese virus is weak, just like anything else made in China.

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mechdork 13 points ago +13 / -0

It started off strong.

But lack of QC allowed a flaw in the design to rear its ugly head and it broke the third time it was used.

And it costs too much to ship it back so into the garbage it goes.

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IAbsolutelyDare 8 points ago +8 / -0

There was a guy named something like Old Grumpy Bastard who said he was making a list of names for revenge gloating, but I haven't seen him (or his list) in ages.

I kinda wish I'd done the same...

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hit_backspace 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was a bio weapon engineered in China. It was used to try to bring down Trump by causing mass deaths in the US. That is why WHO, democrats, MSM, all said it was "racist" to avoid Chinatown and downplayed the virus. If Trump didn't take action by January 31 (he shut down flights from China on this day), they would have won.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm doing my part to make them sound as ridiculous as possible, like a crazy person, and publicly.

Empty hospitals, ventilators gathering dust, nobody knows anyone under the age of 60 who has died, two hospital ships that went nearly 100% unused. Remind them how absurd this has all been.

Embarrassment works. Make them sound like a lunatic and that masks are the new tinfoil hat.

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trumpORbust 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are King of the ventilator -- for the right price we can ship you some today, proudly made in America. Each breath induces a craving for freedom in the patient

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Meatbank84 6 points ago +6 / -0

I dont know a single person that had KungFlu between 18-50 they needed a Ventilator. They all self quarantined at home and got better with no issues. Most common thing I was told by folks who had it was it was like a really harsh dry cold and they had no taste or smell.