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wst4 24 points ago +24 / -0

Plus, some of the biggest flat screens the world has ever seen!

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GiantEnemyCrab 19 points ago +19 / -0

I heard they keep unreleased, shrink wrapped Air Jordan’s on the 7th floor.

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bayway_liquors 16 points ago +16 / -0

There’s also a lot of Gucci and Nike overstock stored in the basement

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bayway_liquors 18 points ago +18 / -0

Necklaces and teeth

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wakingmajority 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are also hiding evidence of white supremacy in their vault. Lets get it!

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grenades_and_ham 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Mine!"

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Rucktoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard there was a statue of Columbus in there.

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh this is spicy.

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just get sock puppet accounts on twitter to say that someone around CNN is handing out $20 bills. It's more believable and would have a more instant impact.

Remember Occupy Wall Street started because commie organizers spread a rumor on social media that there was going to be free concerts at Battery Park.

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TheContrarian2 4 points ago +7 / -3

I recognize that this is a joke, but I'd urge caution - the left will call this incitement.

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NormaJeanRocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Caution is getting us nowhere

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China_virus_Maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let. It. Burn.

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richIsBored 2 points ago +2 / -0

The good stuff is in the wardrobe department.

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vegan milkshake machine.

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Dontpanic42 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also I heard a guy was drunk and fell asleep in the cafeteria line. Then fought a cop.

Don't be afraid to burn the cafeteria to protest that.

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously though? What's going on in Atlanta? Why is everyone going there to chimp out?