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cardgeorge 228 points ago +228 / -0

But do you really think they actually charge the Dems? On paper maybe.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 91 points ago +91 / -0

good call

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ChelseaHubbell 66 points ago +66 / -0

And shareblue just gave all the money donated to BLM to Biden so it doesn't even matter

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astro_eng 47 points ago +47 / -0

They would be screwed for money laundering if we had an Attorney General, luckily for them we dont!

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RabidZoo 24 points ago +25 / -1

Barr needs to go when Trump gets re-elected. Let's hope he feels the same...

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Plutossextape1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not the momma!

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Gunslinger1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Omfg 😂🤣

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GenderlessWookie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man I hated that show! Perfect representation of Barr.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Really? I loved it...but I was fairly young around then...lol! I haven't even thought about that show since then...that takes me back!

And agreed on Barr!!

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Let_hereat_cake 7 points ago +7 / -0

shareblue Shariablue

FTFY

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLM: BIDEN LOBOTOMY MONEY

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Mint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden doesn't need a lobotomy, he needs the opposite. He needs his frontal lobe stapled onto his brain.

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DeplorableCentipede 25 points ago +25 / -0

They’ll collect the ad revenue and then hand it right back to the Dems as donations.

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Mrdarkshine 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh lawd that would be illegal as hell. It would be a shame if someone investigated that.

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Bramble 10 points ago +10 / -0

Google charges Biden, then donates it back.

So it just kind of inflates the numbers.

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Thehumancentipede 90 points ago +92 / -2

And messes up Their retargeting.

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SwampMidget [S] 58 points ago +58 / -0

I like to fill out their lame assed questionnaire on their site. For main concern I click "other" and then enter something like: CORNPOP & CHILDREN RUBBING LEG HAIRS or whatever. f's up their research a bit.

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ChelseaHubbell 33 points ago +33 / -0

It's fun to fill out the "other gender" portion with nonsense jibberish. I do the same with race too. I never fill in my race nowadays

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Kephri 14 points ago +14 / -0

I am a ghar before noon on leap years when eating, a Myrelap after noon whether or not eating, and a phdtjian before noon when not eating before noon. On non leap years I am a dawgbut before kwanza on weekends if not raining and a gefghu otherwise. After kwanza, I am a ghar again on Tuesday and Thursday but a lifeguard on the other days.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 27 points ago +27 / -0

Lol, Scott Adams' theory is that a majority of Conservatives lie to pollsters as a plan of attack. Brilliant in concept.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 5 points ago +5 / -0

In Minecraft you can stick Trump 2020 stickers over lefty stickers which helps Safelite repair/replace immensely.

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn you for putting that jingle in my head again

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rush Limbaugh has mentioned this, too. Particularly older voters, who might not want to be harassed, just keep quiet, don't make waves, and then walk into the voting booth and vote pure conservative.

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Marble68 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hi Frens - https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/web-developer-form-filler/gbagmkohmhcjgbepncmehejaljoclpil

You can fill out the form - Save it - and populate the redundant fields.

I use this for development to save time - You can save the form before you submit it to their website, so if you go back, you can repopulate it without having to type it all in again.

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Rainman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice we need biden click bots to run these forms and click as links 24x7

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xcvi 23 points ago +23 / -0

Something is strange with the Dem strategy with Biden's ads. They keep releasing ads where he stutters and misspeaks while asking for donations. I know he can talk for 4-5 seconds coherently. The Dems can't be that stupid or inept that they can't release a commercial with Biden talking straight for 5 seconds.

Is there a strategy behind releasing ads where Biden says things like "I'm asking you to come and, and for raising funds to win."? Why would they want the public to know?

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Bigus_Dickus 17 points ago +17 / -0

That we have had our last fair election and they can now win with a candidate that has full blown dementia.

Either that or it's setting up the bait and switch to HRC or whoever.

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The_Left_The 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's because the stammering, demented JoePedo is literally the most popular candidate they have.

I'm not sure I want to imagine what Hillary would look like on the campaign trail after another 4 years of evil has settled into her bones.

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Aambrick -1 points ago +2 / -3

Obama probably. They, after all, worship the ground he walks so that is a high possibility if they do a bait and switch, or someone like him.

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stjimmy92 4 points ago +4 / -0

My favorite was the one where he struggles to say “my name is”

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Madman2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hi! My name is, what?
My name is , who?
My name is.
Joe Pedo..

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Madman2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

It might be an effort to desensitize their base so it's not a total shock for some of them if he really engages GEOTUS in a debate.

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Thehumancentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I see one?

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xcvi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wanted to save or download one so I could show it but I don't know how to replay ads that aren't actual videos.

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Peppers 17 points ago +17 / -0

Probably gotta rotate VPNs

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Peppers 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you got the skills, do it up! I am but a lowly carpenter

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Joeret 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesus, is that you?

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

They definitely have protections against VPN though. For example when I use the VPN embedded in the Opera browser Google doesn't let me search without a captcha.

I think the way DDoS works is that the hacker installs malware in thousands of computers and then the malware make all the zombies call the website at once.

Weaponized autism.

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Robmak3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would think that there is prevention for this, it's google, but might as well try and see.

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SwampMidget [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Way ahead of ya brother: i suggest python with selenium library. ;-)

bot of champions

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astraltrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have extensive experience in the selenium webdriver tool -- DM me or start a thread somewhere else if you wanna get something collaborative started :)

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20KAG20 2 points ago +3 / -1

Do it. You must.

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SwampMidget [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's how google adsense works. Client pays per visitor received.

PS Thanks for the sticky, MODS!

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UpTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I seriously doubt YouTube is charging the Biden campaign

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malthrax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like an undocumented campaign contribution to me.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I remember being naive enough once upon a time to believe that laws apply to Democrats.

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

As if they will ever get in trouble for it

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's called pay per click, thats why shady sites put ads where you're most likely to accidentally click on.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

ok I don’t own a business so forgive me if this is a dumb question: how the fuck is that worth it

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Hudlum 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's called cost of acquisition. I have an accounting client right now, we pay between $5 - $15 per click on their Google ads campaign. They spend $500 a month on ads. A new client is worth $1000. This campaign has generated 4 clients every month since launch. Essentially they spend $1500 (500 plus my fee) to generate $4000 of new business.

Imagine you sold something for $10. It costs you $3 to provide that something. Now imagine your average ad click costs you $.50. You spend $50 on ads and 100 people see your product. 10 of them purchase. You gross $100, and profit $20 (100 - 50 for ads, and -30 for costs). Congrats you spent $50 to generate $20 profit. Welcome to advertising!

It gets even better when you realise that you can retarget the 90 people who didn't purchase with ads later and boost that conversion rate further.

And we haven't even talked about creating organic traffic with content marketing, leveraging social media, and building an email funnel.

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walls4america 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that's where the "earn free gift cards, etc." sites like Swagbucks get their revenue. (I belong to several of them to earn free store gift cards and PayPal $.) Advertisers hire an agency to draw more traffic to their site. The agency hires these freebie websites to place a few cents of incentives on their site for their members. If members click on a link, or click on a player that takes the member to 10 second views of about 10 different websites each, or watch a video that contains the ad as a commercial. So there has to be a ton of money being made for those higher up when they offer a few pennies to the members for each click.

One thing that's quite telling, about all those needing clicks are the liberals. BET [Black Entertainment Network], CNN, Huffington Post, and some small news sites (including some in Spanish) I've never heard of are among those needing clicks.

And these advertisers can then boast of how popular they are with so many views or website clicks. No, really they're paying people to watch them or view their website. :-p

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NegativeRainbow 1 point ago +1 / -0

...Soon we'll bee seeing plebbit being targeted by those programs in order to raise their page rank compared to us... That will be funny as fuck.

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Shermoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol what are you advertising? Boats? That’s a lot per click.

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Shermoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah makes sense.

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SwampMidget [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure there's a filter over a max certain amount of clicks from same IP/cookie, but can't hurt.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

So clear cookies, cycle IP address, and go again

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SwampMidget [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

VPN's all the way.

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Lol_Garrus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Joe Biden is a pussyfart pedophile

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look, fat

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No_Malarkey_Joe 3 points ago +3 / -0

you just posted malarkey

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're too kind

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CovfefeAnon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Too bad the campaign is now flush with virtue bucks courtesy of the BLscaM.

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DaoDeDickinson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Two days ago, I followed a link from here to a YouTube video and a Biden ad came up.

Lemme quote what I said yesterday:

I saw an ad for Biden on YouTube yesterday and his campaign couldn't even get a take of him where he wasn't stumbling over words and saying um and uh trying to read the teleprompter... then he mispronounced a word at the end. And the whole time you could tell by his inflection he had no idea what he was about to say.

55% of likely voters think he's suffering from dementia, even 32% of Democrats... the convention would be nuts but they'll prolly cancel it and blame the CCP flu... what a train wreck...

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olthoi_jelly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ads? lol

We need to demonetize YouTube and Google.

I don't see any ads on youtube. ublock origin browser addon works wonders.

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talontron 5 points ago +5 / -0

No that is not how it works. If you see the skip button it is a in-stream ad and it charges him if you watch more than 30 seconds of the video. It is not a click based ad like Google ads. I advertise on YouTube a lot

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SwampMidget [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

it charges per "unique" visit.

source: it's how i make my living.

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Horkers4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I mute and change tabs for a bit.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +6 / -1

Don't waste your time on his page. They have plenty of money from BLM and your 7 cents per click won't mean shit. Just do something proactive to help our cause.

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Swolehas 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should all plan a day where we all just click on biden ads until we can’t anymore

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Ghostphaez 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, don't do that. You will get non-stop Dem propaganda in your "recommended for you" videos.

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AlohaFriends 3 points ago +3 / -0

YouTube has gotten around my adblocker and will not allow me to view unless I pause it. I have gotten nothing but Biden ads for the entire day today.

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MuadDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try Brave browser. I haven’t ever seen a YouTube ad, the block is native. Used to be kinda buggy but last couple years it’s been rock solid.

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whobody 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whatever. It’s not like YouTube Or google is charging the Biden campaign. They gladly do it for free!

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LibertyisYuge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they charged though? Or are they “charged”

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PhilipeNegro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably a "donation".

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whoscout 2 points ago +2 / -0

They added subtitles to Biden's ad on YT because he was mumbling it too much.

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got an unskippable 40 second Biden ad on YouTube that had all the controls disabled. No other ad on the history of YouTube that I've seen has been that draconian.

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Farmerbob1 2 points ago +2 / -0

You also get to laugh at Biden. Two birds with one stone!

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Wesreidau 2 points ago +2 / -0

YouTube has ads? Hahahahahhahahhaa...

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bugilt 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's my kind of plan. Are you sure you aren't a high functioning autistic. I know I am.

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine not using Adblock, Ublock, Disconnect and vpn in 2020.

pathetic

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Sf_2468 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw one of his ads the other day and was expecting there to be a Trump 2020 at the end it was so bad.

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mothrasvineyard 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek. i’m in, let’s do it. just saw the ad where biden struggles to say:

“i’m coming directly to you ..for ask a quick favor”

there’s no way the normies don’t see how bad it is. and that’s the take they went with, i can only imagine what the blooper reel looks like

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lavebug 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we make a list of biden's adds?

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SwampMidget [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

just do a search on google with something like "who should i vote for president" and google's ai will feed you Biden ads all day long.

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1080pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would also give them false reporting metrics.

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intolerantofstupid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I click on the ad and then fill out his little form with [email protected] and put nancy peloci's phone number.

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559throw 1 point ago +1 / -0

...what Biden ads??

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ShrikeDeCil 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTB: Raspberry Pi boot image for a YouTube-watching bot.

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SwampMidget [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

run python script w/ selenium library for autoclick in background.

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Oculument 1 point ago +1 / -0

but muh ad blocker

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but you’re also enriching Goolag in the process...

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would YouTube and Google charge themselves?

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YourMamma57 1 point ago +1 / -0

ok

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BigFreedomBoner 1 point ago +1 / -0

It gives Biden campaign a phony idea of their support. I think that could be an even better reason.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would falsely inflate their metrics, for that I will do it.

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ikuyas 1 point ago +1 / -0

But then youtube makes money. Need to think of another plan.

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Alvysyngr 1 point ago +1 / -0

no thanks

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clicking helps Google make money though. They get 40% of all the click revenue.

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BasedCostanza91 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but all of that BLM funding he gets will make up for it

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Josh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just got a 30 second Biden ad on youtube and he slurred his words twice while he was also apparently reading from a teleprompter. It wouldn't let me go back and watch it, but wow. How are they going to avoid debates?

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SwampMidget [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

dentures falling out. they tried to attempt a second take, but it was getting near nap time.

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YankeeHutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I let my first Biden Youtube ad play all the way through, it was torture.

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1776er 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but then I'm giving google more ad money

Edit: on second thought googles already rolling in cash and Biden campaign is definitely the bigger target

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Brickwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has anyone noticed that even in his ads he's slurring and mumbling the words? I mean, if they can't get 30 seconds out of him how bad is he?

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jps135 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just keep clicking, just keep clicking

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sad_State_of_Affairs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus it's like watching comedy

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RyanUpCreek 1 point ago +2 / -1

Make dems run out of funds. Lets be gold diggers and make them some broke n'''''''''

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Richard0930 1 point ago +1 / -0

Taking it out of one leftist hand and giving it to another... There's no clear winner here.