In my office were all spaced 6 feet apart and don't have to wear masks when at our desk. When I walk to the printer 10 feet away from my desk and over 6 feet from anyone else, I'm told to wear mask.
It's science. Countless studies have shown that corona virus transmission is enhanced by printer ink and it's even worse if you are using a toner based system. Leading scientist have found the the magnetic fields of the printer or copier also amplify the six foot sphere of corona death that we all carry now by at least an order of magnitude. The only proven solution is to involve the printer or copy machine in a social protest, which will immediately counter the virus.
I feel your pain. The current "reopen committee" debate we are in is about taking the doors off of the bathroom stalls so people don't touch them. full on prison style pooping. I pointed out that contact is still made seat to cheek unless we intend to mandate "hover poop" as corporate policy. this resulted in a counter proposal to keep the doors but set up a "deli counter ticket" system with an IT solution that would let employees know when a clean stall is available.
I have noticed quite a correlation between this and TDS. At least the stupidity is consistent.
Eh I'm pretty sure we just got a giant lefty girl added to the team..... joking about the "CHAZ" and she was defending it....
We fired our only bitch commie last March. Feels good, man.
less than 24hr after this comment, we have 2 shootings in the CHAZ and a DOA male..... par for the course
In my office were all spaced 6 feet apart and don't have to wear masks when at our desk. When I walk to the printer 10 feet away from my desk and over 6 feet from anyone else, I'm told to wear mask.
What happened to 6 feet being good enough?
It's science. Countless studies have shown that corona virus transmission is enhanced by printer ink and it's even worse if you are using a toner based system. Leading scientist have found the the magnetic fields of the printer or copier also amplify the six foot sphere of corona death that we all carry now by at least an order of magnitude. The only proven solution is to involve the printer or copy machine in a social protest, which will immediately counter the virus.
Oh, shit, really? That's a better explanation than what my boss could come up with. Now I feel safe!
I feel your pain. The current "reopen committee" debate we are in is about taking the doors off of the bathroom stalls so people don't touch them. full on prison style pooping. I pointed out that contact is still made seat to cheek unless we intend to mandate "hover poop" as corporate policy. this resulted in a counter proposal to keep the doors but set up a "deli counter ticket" system with an IT solution that would let employees know when a clean stall is available.
you win.
bring kool aid and tell them you found the final solution