Marx always struck me as that stereotypical douche sitting in a philosophy class, not really paying attention, then jumping in and saying some stupid thing that's kind of related to the topic, but the logic makes no sense.

"There are always two diametrically opposed sides, and when they resolve, two new diametrically opposed sides come into existence, and so on. They never truly resolve" - Hegel

"Oh, I see! We start with slaves and owners in conflict, then patricians and plebes, then serfs and kings, then proles and bourgeois. So when the workers like... overthrow the bourgeoisie and stuff there won't be any more conflict!" - Marx