Best response of the thread. Soon the left will be arguing that everyone should just be able to show up to the job they want and work whatever hours they desire.
They've tried this before, I remember a story where there was a Marxist coffee shop set up in one of their strongholds where they let the employees set their own schedules. It went out of business incredibly quickly.
Office Space is amazing! Another good one, that everyone here would probably REALLY love, is P.C.U. (short for Politically Correct University). One of my favorite films of all time!
Stop his paycheck, it’ll work itself out.
Lol
Best response of the thread. Soon the left will be arguing that everyone should just be able to show up to the job they want and work whatever hours they desire.
But I don't even really work here!
That's what makes this so difficult.
Office Space.
...We fixed the glitch.
scoffs You're not Penske material!
Boss: Mr. Kramer, this report, its like you know absolutely nothing about business.
Kramer: We'll its been a rough week, kids and all...
Boss: Im sorry, but l have no choice but to let you go.
Kramer: Well, I don't actually work here
Boss: I know, that's what makes it all the more difficult.
LMAO
Seinfeld to George, in disgust: "And YOU wanna be my NY DA...!"
No escape. it's encoded in our neural nets.
Berman on Monday
They've tried this before, I remember a story where there was a Marxist coffee shop set up in one of their strongholds where they let the employees set their own schedules. It went out of business incredibly quickly.
Reminds me of the Panera bread location where the new menu price was “what ever you could afford...”
It also went out of business.
Hmm.. there seems to be a pattern here.
You mean the law school with racist name ?
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN AMERICA BUILT ON SLAVERY
Well be like Star Trek then. Just work to better ourselves. When do we get the jumpsuits and phasers?
I'll wear a velour shirt if I can get me one of those green dancing ladies
I think Vulcan females are pretty hot myself. Logic can be sexy.
We just have to eliminate scarcity by inventing matter synthesis/replicators first.
You on that?
Or “U R raycissss”
We fixed the glitch
We’re going to need him to move his desk back
Please don't lose my stapler.
We’re going to need him to relocate to the basement....
Naga... naga... naganna work here anymore
Based on his past (lack of all) actions, the odds are in your favor!
Sad
Go watch Office Space movie.
Hilarious
Younger Jennifer Aniston
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
She was adorable in that film.
Office Space is amazing! Another good one, that everyone here would probably REALLY love, is P.C.U. (short for Politically Correct University). One of my favorite films of all time!
Gutter is a tool!
Probably on Soros' payroll and doesn't need the government salary.