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Marble68 295 points ago +295 / -0

Stop his paycheck, it’ll work itself out.

Lol

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UndercoverSpez 176 points ago +176 / -0

Best response of the thread. Soon the left will be arguing that everyone should just be able to show up to the job they want and work whatever hours they desire.

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ADAM_SCHITT 71 points ago +71 / -0

But I don't even really work here!

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Dingus 61 points ago +61 / -0

That's what makes this so difficult.

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Marble68 39 points ago +39 / -0

Office Space.

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KornHoLi0 11 points ago +11 / -0

...We fixed the glitch.

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IcculusBased9 6 points ago +6 / -0

scoffs You're not Penske material!

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NvJohansson 16 points ago +16 / -0

Boss: Mr. Kramer, this report, its like you know absolutely nothing about business.

Kramer: We'll its been a rough week, kids and all...

Boss: Im sorry, but l have no choice but to let you go.

Kramer: Well, I don't actually work here

Boss: I know, that's what makes it all the more difficult.

LMAO

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NostalgicFuturist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seinfeld to George, in disgust: "And YOU wanna be my NY DA...!"

No escape. it's encoded in our neural nets.

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MLGS 28 points ago +28 / -0

They've tried this before, I remember a story where there was a Marxist coffee shop set up in one of their strongholds where they let the employees set their own schedules. It went out of business incredibly quickly.

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RighteousViolence1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Reminds me of the Panera bread location where the new menu price was “what ever you could afford...”

It also went out of business.

Hmm.. there seems to be a pattern here.

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean the law school with racist name ?

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GenderlessWookie 11 points ago +12 / -1

WHY IS EVERYTHING IN AMERICA BUILT ON SLAVERY

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Homopratensis1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well be like Star Trek then. Just work to better ourselves. When do we get the jumpsuits and phasers?

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ZacPetkanas 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll wear a velour shirt if I can get me one of those green dancing ladies

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Homopratensis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Vulcan females are pretty hot myself. Logic can be sexy.

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Buildtheadytum 1 point ago +1 / -0

We just have to eliminate scarcity by inventing matter synthesis/replicators first.

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Homopratensis1 1 point ago +1 / -0

You on that?

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GGJanitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or “U R raycissss”

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BasedTexasCPA 45 points ago +45 / -0

We fixed the glitch

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Marble68 18 points ago +18 / -0

We’re going to need him to move his desk back

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FamburgerHelper 14 points ago +15 / -1

Please don't lose my stapler.

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Marble68 17 points ago +17 / -0

We’re going to need him to relocate to the basement....

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Naga... naga... naganna work here anymore

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Captnyestrday 9 points ago +12 / -3

Based on his past (lack of all) actions, the odds are in your favor!

Sad

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Marble68 8 points ago +9 / -1

Go watch Office Space movie.

Hilarious

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Younger Jennifer Aniston

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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Homopratensis1 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was adorable in that film.

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PantsJihad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Office Space is amazing! Another good one, that everyone here would probably REALLY love, is P.C.U. (short for Politically Correct University). One of my favorite films of all time!

Gutter is a tool!

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ChuckedBeef 12 points ago +13 / -1

Probably on Soros' payroll and doesn't need the government salary.