Replace all torn down statues with TRUMP statues!
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MAKE STATUES GREAT AGAIN?
Make America Good Again
Make America Commie-free Again. It's the only way she can ever be good again.
Making America Great requires total eradication of globalism and post-modernism.
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS
TO BE SELF-EVIDENT AND...AND ALL MEN AND WO...UH, AH, AH, YOU KNOW -- THE THING!
It’ll take some work but yes..
Very thought provoking quote from de Tocqueville.
Make All Statues Trump Again (MASTA).
Make Art Gold Again.
Gold Statutes, one of them has to be of him as the God Emperor.
All of them should be anchored 25 feet into the ground with lead spikes and surrounded by auto-turrets that fire pepper and rubber bullets on anyone not wearing a MAGA hat.
And there should also be a built-in speaker with Trump speeches and also a "riot mode" that says "Go home to Mommy" :)
Man I wish I was crazy rich. I’d have these made, with Streaming cameras, and put them in places.
Oh man, that would have higher ratings than CNN. You could probably sell ads on those streams... and finance building of more statues.
Ha Yes.. also electrify it like a bug zapper for commies
Riot mode fire cs gas so they literally start crying.
Honestly if you anchor the statue they will have no idea how to bring it down.
Yeah, that should be enough, but I giggle at the idea of Portal styled auto-turrets blasting leftists with pepper balls on full auto.
If it takes more than the stuff in their moms garage, its not gonna happen.
Popular Mechanics will give them some tips.
can't you just make it walk around tossing mini-nukes at communists? maybe some laser eyes?
So Liberty Prime with Trump's head?
Replace all torn-down statues with statues of Trump dressed up as those guys in the original statues.
Okay, this one wins!
YOURE HIRED
Kek. But seriously though, erect the original statues again
And let's start putting up more.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! This would be pretty great, actually.
I'd also suggest running a couple hundred ampere and volts through it while keeping the ground moist at all times with an elaborate sprinkler system just in case
With a big beautiful wall around them to keep the commies off
Just put it up real high like William Penn
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quick someone claim he was racist, 80% of the SJWs will fall to their death trying to tear it down.
Quakers were awesome.
Rreeeee but he's fucking a white male!!
This tactic generally works well with children. Place it out of reach
Autoturrets across the top armed with live rounds.
He is the only president who supported gay marriage before entering office, so any other statue is homophobic.
LOL
even better- since they hate capitalism so much, Lets Put TRUMP on the 100 dollar bill. :)
Make them out of tungsten carbide so they're heavy as hell and nearly indestructible.
This is a genius idea
They'll probably claim the parties switched and that Trump was always one of them.
And then boobie trap them.
What would it cost me to erect one of these marvels?
probably around 30000 minimum if you get it made foreign
I don't even see statues like that made in the US anymore
Just tell Elon to 3d print it maybe itll be cheaper
Buy American, hire American. I know nothing of this "foreign" you speak of.
How about glued Legos? He is a grandpa, kids would love that.
LEGOS MUST BE ALL BLACK REEEE
On second thought it probably makes more sense to restore the existing statue and remount the heads for the ones destroyed.
Eww
Hehe
"Erect"
You really want to see their heads explode put a few Jesus statues in there and see how they really react
They could be holograms then they can't tear them down and it still triggers them
Add Trumps Face to all $100 Bills too!!!
Actually I can see this wording working. Start petitions for each statue that's been threatened to get torn down to get replaced with a Trump Statue, and GoFundMe's for ones already gone. Watch the left go into the biggest panic you've ever seen.
Is there even a single go fund me for a statue yet? What is the single most loved statue that was torn down?
This seems like the kind of thing a SuperPAC would be better for.
At this point, I could see it happening.
Who doesn't love a good laugh?
Now I want a statue of Trump. I should ask my daughter to make me a miniature one. I know she'll call me a dork and then she'll make it for me.
LUV IT! Let's make this happen.
I would certainly take this as consolation.
Good Lord this would be so incredible to witness. The news and social media would have heart attacks and die.
Wouldn't even need to follow through with it. Simply introducing the plans for it would be enough to make them end themselves.
Make them out of steel, razor wire, and electrify them.
Perfect. The more they pull down, the more Trump they get.
Solid gold. Excellent use of tax dollars
Make it a solid gold hologram, so they end up hitting themselves with baseball bats as they take swings at it
They will go crazy!
Can't topple a hologram!
make a solid steel statue at the end of a steel I-beam sunk 5ft in the ground and watch them try and try and try to get it out...oh I forgot to mention...electrify it
Make them shoot fire when someone tries to take it down, heh!
We can't. There wouldn't be enough raw materials for the bulge in his pants. Well, there would be, but then no more roads, buildings, gold rings, cars or anything that used concrete, wood,steel, gold, or other precious metals for at LEAST a few years.
Now, if the statues were from the waste up, we MIGHT be able to get away with it, but his smile would use a LOT of materials too.
Donald Trump never owned slaves.
I feel like they should leave the graffiti, burned buildings, and torn down statues for a while. When people see what a shit hole their cities are becoming they will want change and take a tougher stance on the mobs.
With automated on touch pop up sentry guns
DO IT!
Replace the statues with ones of mccarthy
Fuck the statutes! It's time to start rounding people up because of the color of their skin! BLM is openly attempting to destroy this country and I have frankly had enough!
RoundUP!
How much does it cost to build a bunch of 20 foot statues and have a forklift operator drop them off in random locations in deep blue cities late at night? Asking for a friend
Lol even got the gut
Trump never owned any slaves. So no excuses.
I'm gonna let BLM fix this, but If they don't, I'm gonna have to fix them! It's not gonna be fucking pretty!
BLM Fix It!
Also, just for good measure, those big projectors that they use to beam images and light onto the side of buildings? Trump's glorious image on every building with a good surface area...start with the U.N.
Indestructible steel!
No. Repair and restore the statues of Columbus, Lee, “Silent Sam”, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Francis Scott Key, the Conquistadors, and the Saint in SF.
and anchor it into the ground and place it 100 feet up on a wide base support system