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Replace all torn down statues with TRUMP statues! (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by MacBorgar ago by MacBorgar +3074 / -0
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azpx000 45 points ago +46 / -1

Gold Statutes, one of them has to be of him as the God Emperor.

All of them should be anchored 25 feet into the ground with lead spikes and surrounded by auto-turrets that fire pepper and rubber bullets on anyone not wearing a MAGA hat.

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MacBorgar [S] 39 points ago +39 / -0

And there should also be a built-in speaker with Trump speeches and also a "riot mode" that says "Go home to Mommy" :)

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Marble68 17 points ago +17 / -0

Man I wish I was crazy rich. I’d have these made, with Streaming cameras, and put them in places.

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MacBorgar [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh man, that would have higher ratings than CNN. You could probably sell ads on those streams... and finance building of more statues.

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lone_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha Yes.. also electrify it like a bug zapper for commies

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SoldierofKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Riot mode fire cs gas so they literally start crying.

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mvrak 17 points ago +17 / -0

Honestly if you anchor the statue they will have no idea how to bring it down.

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azpx000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, that should be enough, but I giggle at the idea of Portal styled auto-turrets blasting leftists with pepper balls on full auto.

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TwoIfBySea 6 points ago +6 / -0

If it takes more than the stuff in their moms garage, its not gonna happen.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

Popular Mechanics will give them some tips.

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whiterosealchemist 4 points ago +4 / -0

can't you just make it walk around tossing mini-nukes at communists? maybe some laser eyes?

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azpx000 5 points ago +5 / -0

So Liberty Prime with Trump's head?

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