2456
MSM Puzzles Over How to Make Biden Look Electable... (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by EagleI ago by EagleI +2456 / -0
Comments (103)
sorted by:
93
deleted 93 points ago +94 / -1
18
LiberalistChris 18 points ago +19 / -1

kek

17
ChelseaHubbell 17 points ago +17 / -0

I was voted 2nd least unpopular person in highschool!

9
Dirk_Diggler 9 points ago +10 / -1

I mean, genital warts are far less unpopular than herpes.

3
AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Other way around, actually. Warts are way MORE unpopular than herpes.

7
theeyeshaveit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden doesn't have to look electable. Hillary knows he's unelectable IN A FAIR election that is... So, COVID19 and write in ballots to the rescue.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
7
CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

HE'S STILL UNPOPULAR, MIND YOU

BUT NOT AS!!!

SO....CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL THE BLUE TIDAL WAVE OF ENTHUSIASM FOR, FOR, YOU, YOU KNOW THE GUY

38
pizzzzaaaa 38 points ago +38 / -0

Jeffrey Dahmer killed far less people than Hitler

12
okayfilet 12 points ago +12 / -0

And both are less unpopular than Hillary.

8
Friendly_B 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hitler killed far less people than Mao

4
NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

And our ally Uncle Joe Stalin

38
Destineed369 38 points ago +38 / -0

So he is unpopular. Just less unpopular than the lady who called half the people in this country a deplorable lol. He only called 15% of the population bad people. The math adds up

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
23
deleted 23 points ago +23 / -0
7
rubberkidney 7 points ago +7 / -0

CITATION?!

4
okayfilet 4 points ago +4 / -0

"According to Joe Biden's presidential campaign, he raped far less children than Epstein and is far less racist than Adolf Hitler"

6
BigFreedomBoner 6 points ago +6 / -0

"According to sources familiar with Joe Biden's thinking say he can't."

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
Pootweet 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's more in the Adam Schiff zone.

16
RichardNixon 16 points ago +16 / -0

Their plan: Keep DJT from doing rallies, keep Biden in the basement. Economy be damned.

10
deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
3
BestTimeToBAlive 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to keep Trump off the campaign trail. He hadn’t even STARTED hitting Biden yet... just wait. His record, his corruption, China, Ukraine, Burisma money laundering... he’ll be as unpopular as Hillary by September

10
UndeadRevolver 10 points ago +10 / -0

These commies don't care about the Presidency this time around. They're trying to take over the country, right now.

8
ChuckedBeef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden is unpopular, far less so than Hillary Clinton, I think that's what they mean.

7
brsmith77 7 points ago +7 / -0

60% of American voters believe Biden has dementia. That is not good news for DNC.

Expect the voter fraud to be huge. It won't be enough but it will be really obvious this time round.

4
Titan93 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Xi, master, folksare worried about your ruthless dictatorship, what should I say to them?" - Joe "I don't work for you" Biden

"Tell them you will be very, very hard on me. And then when you regain power, you will continue business as usual." -Xi's diplomat

"That's right master, brilliant, and thank you again for bailing Hunter out of his tom foolery" - Joe "I don't work for you" Biden

3
beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'll be swapped for Big Mike Obama and Hillary as VP

2
Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd have to be suicidal to let Hillary Clinton be your VP.

0
Dalewyn 0 points ago +1 / -1

You'd have to be arkancidal to not let Hillary Clinton be your VP.

3
SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

lmao at 'less unpopular' - translates to 'yeah everyone hates PedoJoe but not quiiiiite as much as they hate the Witch!'

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
4
Mitschu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anal sex may be far more respectful to women than traditional sex, Democrat polls show.

Many women report that rectal prolapse is not even slightly painful, according to leading queer and special needs scholars familiar with vaginal thinking, at least when compared to the alternative of having a lit stick of dynamite shoved inside of your cooch.

In other news, Biden likely to win since he's hardly less popular than female Hitler who lost, many DNC experts announced today.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
3
deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
4
saveMySpeech 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hillary has 99% chance of winning so you are clearly a faux news watching far right conspiracy theorist! Checkmate!

2
Buck_O_Five 2 points ago +2 / -0

In other news, syphilis less unpopular than cancer, news at 11

2
GulagDweller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hard for a populous to hate on a man who has dementia and now has the vocabulary of a 4 year old. Kind of like hating grandpa even if he is a version of Bad Grandpa who molests young children as a hobby.

2
VinlandThistle 2 points ago +2 / -0

It kind of makes me wonder if the dementia is a ploy to make him seem too harmless to have done all the things we know he's done.

2
AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. Too much pride, and way too little introspection.

1
VinlandThistle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, that's a good point.

2
YouTouchMyTralala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luckily nothing they’ll do will work.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
Picador_20 2 points ago +2 / -0

No children ever wanted to play with Hillary Clinton's leg hair in the pool!

1
RapidAsparagus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Less evil, more incompetent.

I'll choose incompetence over evil any day. Or at least most days.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
TrumpBringsLight 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are counting on pouring in lots of extra D ballots into the voting boxes.

1
RocketSurgeon22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Michelle Obama coming soon.

1
AGuyFromAus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blackface.

It worked for Trudeau after all.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
ChikfilaFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, the great meme war of 2020.

Excellent contribution!

1
HistoryInvestigator 1 point ago +2 / -1

At least Hillary had the woman thing going for her, Biden has nothing.

1
YourMamma57 1 point ago +1 / -0

Michelle (mike) Obama will be the candidate

1
Meme_Too 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's something to make those donations roll in.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
MAKEREDDlTGREATAGAlN 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's damning with faint praise...

1
philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't that like calling a loner party "popular?"

And any of us here could make Joe popular.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

This article was written before #RacistJoeBiden was trending on Twatter. His likeability factor is going downhill fast

1
IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think Iran, China, Russia, North Korea aren't all licking their lips for demented Biden to win?

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
Mr-J 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol id vote for trump if I was the only one left

That lame ass tactic wont be working this time

1
deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
1
winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

It'll be Big Mike for VP. Watch.

2
okayfilet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would not be surprised if Mike (with a trans VP or some other bs) will be the nominee. Joe Biden is falling apart, he'll never leave his basement again, and an old white guy just doesn't fit their narrative, no matter how hard they try to gaslight the public.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
2
saveMySpeech 2 points ago +2 / -0

As far as I have learnt, most blacks hate Cumala. Trump should just run ads of Tulsi taking down Cumala.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
1
EagleI [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way. Gabbard fired major shots at Clinton. She even tried to sue her.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tulsi Gabbard knows who ISIS really is.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
1
rubberkidney 1 point ago +1 / -0

i dont agree with that. multiple people were more electable than crybaby voice that girl was me gasp lady

1
Loathsome_Left 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's true though, he's creepy for sure, but I at least feel some pity for the (D)ementia party candidate in his current state. It looks like elder abuse to me, like the (D)emons are propping him up weekend-at-bernies style for the campaign. Like this https://i.maga.host/P9f2dNJ.jpg

1
Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can put as much lipstick on a pig as they want, gaffes will still come out of Biden's mouth. Seems the plan is to just ignore Biden and double, triple down on the attacks on Trump and ram BLM and racism down our throats.

1
queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure they will swap Biden out at the convention. There's no way they try to beat Trump with Biden.

1
SNRNXS 1 point ago +1 / -0

B-but Drumpf is way less popular so Biden is still popular!

1
CeruleanShadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Out of idle curiosity, besides pi, what are the other formulas in the meme?

0
MisterClinton 0 points ago +1 / -1

m0$T

O、ûåL1 FIeD

€VeR!

-1
bloomenthal -1 points ago +4 / -5

I don't mean to be negative but we can't just ignore the fact that Biden is up 10 points or more in most polls. Let's not get overconfident in our ability to win, that's the mistake the left made in 2016. I think it'll turn around after the debates but we have our work cut out for us.

7
Newuser9 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't trust any of these "polls" that the media panders. The media will never show any pro trump poll numbers so it will always appear that we are losing.

4
intamin 4 points ago +4 / -0

The polls were shit in 2016 and they’re going to be even worse now. 98% Hillary? Gimme a break. Vote. Tell everyone you know to vote. Make it happen. Ignore the polls, they’re wrong just like they were 4 years ago.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
3
ChelseaHubbell 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hear more people talking about Trump than Biden and I'm in a super liberal state. They're not saying negative things about Trump either

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
1
SixteenBeatsAOne 1 point ago +2 / -1

Exactly. Polls have proven to be fraught with problems -- as was witnessed in 2016. What matters now is voter enthusiasm to make the effort to vote. And based on word of mouth/enthusiasm to discuss a given candidate, President Trump is far ahead of Biden.

1
rubberkidney 1 point ago +1 / -0

the media is going to compromise every other reasonable ethical standard but still uphold the sanctity of polling? lol yea right.

1
K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

7 million voting applications mailed to 5.3 million registered voters in Michigan.

They got the popular & electoral wrapped up for Michigan this time.

2
EagleI [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote, volunteer, and donate Trump! Then, repeat with quality candidates for other levels of government. We need their support too.