Anal sex may be far more respectful to women than traditional sex, Democrat polls show.

Many women report that rectal prolapse is not even slightly painful, according to leading queer and special needs scholars familiar with vaginal thinking, at least when compared to the alternative of having a lit stick of dynamite shoved inside of your cooch.

In other news, Biden likely to win since he's hardly less popular than female Hitler who lost, many DNC experts announced today.