There already was a $1,000 bill. Grover Cleveland was on it. It was discontinued in 1969 but still in circulation, though rare like half dollars. My uncle had one in late 1970s. And I used to see them once in awhile when I worked at bank in 1990s. And in 2002 my art teacher said his colleague had been paid in $1000 bills for a painting she was selling.
Well, right now we have the legal tender gold eagles with Liberty on the obverse that come in 1 oz and smaller increments of gold. Maybe a Trump version?
Hold up. Wait wait wait. You cannot do this. It's not right. It's unfair.
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Put him on all the bills.
Came here to say this exact thing. Keep up the good work, Fam! ^_^
Put his face on all EBT cards
lol
Not ALL the bills. Barack and Michael need to go on the three dollar bill, for the obvious reason.
As in, "As queer as a..."
I want successively more excited Trump faces on the bills as the number goes up. Like the McMahon meme but money.
Nah, make him the 20 or 100. People can live without ones, but they always need 20s and 100s
$20 TRUMP $20
WE have a winner!
My only sadness with that is getting rid of Andrew Jackson. Who was a true patriot.
Suggest we replace the milquetoast Andrew Hamilton (also possibly a foreign agent aka traitor) with Trump on the $10.
Am I the only one who thinks a $45 bill isn't completely crazy either?
The best part is that all us lifting pedes are already comfortable counting in increments of 45.
99 cent coin.
INSTANT STICKY!
My first sticky. I'd like to thank God, Jesus, Trump, Pompeo, and our wonderful mods wipes tear
Make the billion dollar bill and put him on it.
Yeah I’m sick of paying my hookers in stacks. I wanna pay them in Trump’s
$1000 for a hooker!?!?
Lol I was hoping it was that clip from wolf of Wall Street where he’s like “what kind of hookers take credit cards?!?!” ...the good ones.
There already was a $1,000 bill. Grover Cleveland was on it. It was discontinued in 1969 but still in circulation, though rare like half dollars. My uncle had one in late 1970s. And I used to see them once in awhile when I worked at bank in 1990s. And in 2002 my art teacher said his colleague had been paid in $1000 bills for a painting she was selling.
They also discontinued the "worthless" half-cent coin in 1857 when it was worth about $0.14 in today's money.
Coin real money and put him there, not on some worthless note.
Well, right now we have the legal tender gold eagles with Liberty on the obverse that come in 1 oz and smaller increments of gold. Maybe a Trump version?
No matter the denomination of the bill, this is the right picture.
Trump is a president that never had slaves. They should be over joyed!
put trump on the highest bill...plus one dollar
I think we should legit put him on the dollar coin. It would make sense and provide a built-in interest in that otherwise horrible idea.
I would literally get 5 thousand of those, lay them all over my king, NAY, PRESIDENTIAL sized bed and floor and fuck all day and night on them
Someone remind CNN this isn't real. I know they have a hard time with those smooth brains.
That has been tinkered.
Modified currency!
Uh oh, money, the enemy of communism!
He really does look like someone we should put on one of our Bill's. Question is, which one? 🤔
I wouldn't mind 2$ Bill's being put back into circulation, especially with trump on them
Ah, I forgot about the 2 dollar bill!
So did I, until last week when I saw one for the first time in years
Well apparently we can't have the image of George Washington on anything, so we might as well...
Put Aunt Jemima on the twenty, since Jackson was raycisss
But Aunt Jemima is raycissss too reeeeeee
Kek
Trump needs to be on the $ 500 or $ 1,000 bill. Bring those back!
I prefer him to be on the much needed $1000 bill