This is why they hate him. This motherfucker has more charisma and energy at 74 years old than their entire clusterfuck of a party. Bask in the glory of it pedes, MAGA is back in business.
I got you pede!!!!!! I’ve gave my all, lost hundreds of girls on social media for saying the red pilling truth idgaf it’s all worth it AND I WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR GEOTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of Biden being unable to speak even remotely coherently, has anyone seen the DNC YouTube ad spot they're pushing right now? It must be a enormous buy because it's showing up across virtually every channel I sub, and that's a pretty broad variety of content. And of course Biden literally flubs the very first line of the fucking video, no less! He's trying to say "I'm here to ask a favor of you", or alternatively "I'm here to ask you for a favor", but Dementiatizes (TM) it into a mumbled "I'm here to ask for you a favor". And that's the take they kept in a pre-recorded professionally-made political ad, so I'd love to see the first thirty-nine attempted takes.
I'm glad others have noticed this. Its taped! He has infinite tries! Imagine being on the production team and calling it a night because that's the best they're gonna get.
Damn right, so do I. I sincerely hope it's CPC (and not CPA on donation or sign-up) because if it's per-click then we're giving our subs the ad-rev and wasting DNC money at the same time.
Noticed the exact same thing. Was just talking about it last night actually.
The reason why this was their best take is because with multiple takes there's a point of diminishing returns. The subject gets tired and performance degrades. So yeah, that's peak Biden we're seeing.
I am literally soo mad right now. I literally broke my phone when I saw him do that. How does he keep getting away with it?!?! My mom came into my room when she heard me crying at this and I literally screamed at the top of my lungs! She tried giving me some tendies but my throat was so sore from crying that I could only eat 1. I'm literally in shock right now at this clip. He literally THROWS the water ON THE GROUND WHEN HE'S NOT EVEN FINISHED DRINKING IT. HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH IT??? WHAT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO HAS TO CLEAN IT UP?????? I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. THSI IS SUCH A JOKE.
It's funny how the left jumped straight to "he must be sick". Being who he is, his clothes, historically, probably cost more than my car, I'd be careful eating and drinking too. I'm pretty sure silk and water don't mix.
If it makes fee any better your clothes probably cost more than my first five cars.
Back then everyone said I kept driving pieces of shit but now I realize they were all ahead of their time because those fuckers, much like the Trump Train, did not have decent brakes.
This wasn’t even the FUNNIEST part of his West Point speech story. The slippery soled shoes and salutes...I laughed so hard I cried! He has a great sense of humor. 😂
He went through the entire West Point “Trump can’t drink water; has Parkinson’s” bullshit, did a 15 min recap bit (which was 10/10) and this was the exclamation point
The media was saying he was having trouble walking down that ramp, so he must have parkinsons, trump was saying he was wearing leather soled shoes and it was a steel ramp. Which I totally get.. those leather soles are killer lol. Then they were saying he couldnt raise a glass to his mouth with one hand, and they gave him another disease that he must have because of that.
trump was saying he was wearing leather soled shoes and it was a steel ramp.
He called it a skating rink. I remember getting new shoes, leather soles, and the first thing you did was go outside and rub the soles on concrete, to scuff up that nice smooth finish so you didn't fall when walking on carpet. Brides were told to do this before their wedding day, so they wouldn't slip and fall when walking down the aisle in their pretty new shoes.
He went through the entire "Can't walk" and "Can't drink" thing. They'll both be clips from someone.
But "I'd just saluted 600 effing times, and raising my arm, well, I wanted to make sure to save the tie. It's a nice tie."
(Who knows or cares if it's true - if you listen through that part of the speech, it allows "Let's bash the lame press for ten minutes straight in an entertaining fashion.)
"Just for the press, let's show them I know how to fucking drink, which is more than you can say for Biden." Drinks. Chucks. (Not exact quotes, just sense of how that was all playing out.)
He was describing something that happened the other day: using two hands to drink water because he didn't want to get water on his expensive tie; the other hand was to block any stray drops.
And the media decided something was wrong with him.
So Fake News is just making shit up again? They see illnesses where there are none (with Trump) but you have the walking corpse Hillary having a seizure and being thrown into a van... nope, they didn't see that. Hillary is totally healthy, honest!
It's why he's the perfect president for the republican side. So sick of the bullshit both parties pull, he has fuck you money so he doesn't give a fuck about their approval. He just wants to get shit done, with or without 'em
and think about it, even when he does stuff they originally thought was a good idea - they criticize him for it. He can't do anything right to them, so why even try to seek their approval when they will just talk shit anyway?
CNN: Trump makes mess on stage, sees himself as superior to minimum wage minority janitorial staff who will be forced to slave away when they clean this up.
WaPo: Hitler used to throw water
MSNBC: Throwing water is a ritual used by high ranking KKK members
Yes, sadly, and watches Tik Tok all day. I know I sound like a terrible parent. But it happens fast. Six months ago she was enthusiastically watching Crowder so I thought it was going well.
So...be the parent. Cut out the negative influences. Get rid of tiktok, make her watch more OAN/Tucker/Crowder. Show her the truth. Yeah all that's hard, and will make you unpopular with your kid. But would you rather be popular or raise a good child?
I can't get enough of how low the media stoops to try to mock the man, but then he just seamlessly doubles down and makes them look like complete fools. Savage.
How the fuck is Biden going to go against President Trump. The presidents charisma is off the charts, all the while Biden’s brain is degenerating into nothing.
This is why they hate him. This motherfucker has more charisma and energy at 74 years old than their entire clusterfuck of a party. Bask in the glory of it pedes, MAGA is back in business.
That's why they're pumping up for a 2nd round of bullshit shutdowns, because Trump rallies kill them almost as much as having Biden in public.
POTUS should have Biden speak at our next rally LOL
WHO'S WATER IS THIS!?
Is Vegas taking bets on whether or not Biden will show up for a debate?
My upvotes keep getting taken away!!!!!!
They can take your upvotes but they can't take your MAGA spirit. Stay nimble pede, it's all good.
Fuck, yeah!!
Preach brother!!!!! 4 more motherfucking years let’s go!!!! We need to do all we can to get President Trump re-elected!!!!!!!
This ain't reddit it's all good we don't need upvotes we need your support!
I got you pede!!!!!! I’ve gave my all, lost hundreds of girls on social media for saying the red pilling truth idgaf it’s all worth it AND I WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR GEOTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well guess what? You gettin' one back now, bish!!
Fuck upvotes.
Preach man!!!!!!! Biden will try his hardest to avoid debating this legend!!!! Holy shit bday and rally in the same week. Fucking boss shit!!!!!
At the rate Biden is going I'll be surprised if he can actually give a concession speech in November.
Speaking of Biden being unable to speak even remotely coherently, has anyone seen the DNC YouTube ad spot they're pushing right now? It must be a enormous buy because it's showing up across virtually every channel I sub, and that's a pretty broad variety of content. And of course Biden literally flubs the very first line of the fucking video, no less! He's trying to say "I'm here to ask a favor of you", or alternatively "I'm here to ask you for a favor", but Dementiatizes (TM) it into a mumbled "I'm here to ask for you a favor". And that's the take they kept in a pre-recorded professionally-made political ad, so I'd love to see the first thirty-nine attempted takes.
I'm glad others have noticed this. Its taped! He has infinite tries! Imagine being on the production team and calling it a night because that's the best they're gonna get.
I click on it every time to charge them $$$
Damn right, so do I. I sincerely hope it's CPC (and not CPA on donation or sign-up) because if it's per-click then we're giving our subs the ad-rev and wasting DNC money at the same time.
Noticed the exact same thing. Was just talking about it last night actually.
The reason why this was their best take is because with multiple takes there's a point of diminishing returns. The subject gets tired and performance degrades. So yeah, that's peak Biden we're seeing.
Makes Foebama's stupid narcissistic mike drop look outdated AF
You can hear thousands of women orgasming at the same time
Liberal women have a penis🤡🤡
Hm... I could really get into that.
Damnit Katie, who let you in here!
Wipe the couch fibers off your butt, and you're on!
I like flat titties, can I have you number.?
As long as you let me braid your pubic hair.
very hard to be a 10 though.
True, but I won't kick a two or three out of bed. I'm all for equal opportunity, unless your a one.
I see you have high standards.
r/beetlejuicing
Well you are a soy boy 🤷♂️🤡🤡
Joke
Your head
Reeeeeee
Can confirm
Especially that little blonde babydoll standing behind GEOTUS on the right.
I know I sure did (but it really doesn’t take much)!
So that's what that was
I am literally soo mad right now. I literally broke my phone when I saw him do that. How does he keep getting away with it?!?! My mom came into my room when she heard me crying at this and I literally screamed at the top of my lungs! She tried giving me some tendies but my throat was so sore from crying that I could only eat 1. I'm literally in shock right now at this clip. He literally THROWS the water ON THE GROUND WHEN HE'S NOT EVEN FINISHED DRINKING IT. HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH IT??? WHAT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO HAS TO CLEAN IT UP?????? I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. THSI IS SUCH A JOKE.
PARAPELIGIC TRANSGENDER BLACK WOMEN DIE OF THIRST EVERY DAY AND HE JUST THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
Creating another job on live television.
HES BACCKKK!
CNN: OMG racist dog whistle with KKK in message!
Drinking water is racist. Here’s why
Preach!!!
Oof
Reminds me of Trump on Conan.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dXH5xIJ1C1Y
that was awesome. I love his expression afterwards.
He was drinking water and decided to comment on how him using two hands prompted media to create another disease for Trump.
It's funny how the left jumped straight to "he must be sick". Being who he is, his clothes, historically, probably cost more than my car, I'd be careful eating and drinking too. I'm pretty sure silk and water don't mix.
If it makes fee any better your clothes probably cost more than my first five cars.
Back then everyone said I kept driving pieces of shit but now I realize they were all ahead of their time because those fuckers, much like the Trump Train, did not have decent brakes.
Looks down at my white tee and gym shorts, sigh.
This wasn’t even the FUNNIEST part of his West Point speech story. The slippery soled shoes and salutes...I laughed so hard I cried! He has a great sense of humor. 😂
General, I'm going to hold onto you so fast! 😅😅
Trump does everything better than you.. even making fun of himself. It's fucking adorable and I love him.
I'm also curious. I've been working so I can't watch, and I'm really confused as to what the heck he's talking about and why everyone's freaking out.
But I can tell 'they gave me another disease' is funny. It's the same delivery as a comedian
He went through the entire West Point “Trump can’t drink water; has Parkinson’s” bullshit, did a 15 min recap bit (which was 10/10) and this was the exclamation point
'Trump can't drink water; has Parkinson's'
...what the fuck did I miss? I need to go find the whole clip now, thanks!
The media was saying he was having trouble walking down that ramp, so he must have parkinsons, trump was saying he was wearing leather soled shoes and it was a steel ramp. Which I totally get.. those leather soles are killer lol. Then they were saying he couldnt raise a glass to his mouth with one hand, and they gave him another disease that he must have because of that.
Try wearing leather soles and have a snowstorm come out of nowhere.
It's basically this: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShimmeringBareAnkole-mobile.mp4
is that Trump trying to shovel out Mar a Lago with his parkinsons? cause jim acuckster was telling me...
I live in northern Minnesota and wore cowboy boots at work from February through March. I know lol.
😂😂
He called it a skating rink. I remember getting new shoes, leather soles, and the first thing you did was go outside and rub the soles on concrete, to scuff up that nice smooth finish so you didn't fall when walking on carpet. Brides were told to do this before their wedding day, so they wouldn't slip and fall when walking down the aisle in their pretty new shoes.
https://streamable.com/m822aj
Trump was saluting hundreds of soliders before he was drinking water awkwardly so his arm kind of hurt
Ties are never the same if you get water on them
He used 2 hands so he wouldn't drop the water on his tie
Drinks water to show off that he's fine
One handed 😁
With what was surely a stunt tie. Can’t have the real big red succumb as a casualty of war.
Talking about the West Point speech. You have to go back and watch the whole thing.
He went through the entire "Can't walk" and "Can't drink" thing. They'll both be clips from someone.
But "I'd just saluted 600 effing times, and raising my arm, well, I wanted to make sure to save the tie. It's a nice tie."
(Who knows or cares if it's true - if you listen through that part of the speech, it allows "Let's bash the lame press for ten minutes straight in an entertaining fashion.)
"Just for the press, let's show them I know how to fucking drink, which is more than you can say for Biden." Drinks. Chucks. (Not exact quotes, just sense of how that was all playing out.)
He was describing something that happened the other day: using two hands to drink water because he didn't want to get water on his expensive tie; the other hand was to block any stray drops.
And the media decided something was wrong with him.
So Fake News is just making shit up again? They see illnesses where there are none (with Trump) but you have the walking corpse Hillary having a seizure and being thrown into a van... nope, they didn't see that. Hillary is totally healthy, honest!
The proper, medical term is Side Of Beef
This is the new mic drop of 2020.
This Dude has zero fucks to give.That was funny AF!
It's why he's the perfect president for the republican side. So sick of the bullshit both parties pull, he has fuck you money so he doesn't give a fuck about their approval. He just wants to get shit done, with or without 'em
and think about it, even when he does stuff they originally thought was a good idea - they criticize him for it. He can't do anything right to them, so why even try to seek their approval when they will just talk shit anyway?
"First time I ran for office I ended up President" 😂🤣
CNN: Trump assaults own crowd with glass shards
Could this be the end of Donald Trump? The walls are closing in.
i think we turned the corner today!
Trump throws glass in fit of rage during bizarre speech threatening reporters.
If it was Tulsa tap water I can’t blame him.... I joke
Lmao this was so epic
lmaooo We need the "stupid son of a bitch" clip.
Hahahaha yes! That shit geeked
It felt like that was a specific reference. Anyone know who was involved with Boeing before Trump got involved? I couldn't put it together.
CNN: Trump makes mess on stage, sees himself as superior to minimum wage minority janitorial staff who will be forced to slave away when they clean this up.
WaPo: Hitler used to throw water
MSNBC: Throwing water is a ritual used by high ranking KKK members
Psychology Today: Throwing water proves Trump never grew past the toddler stage
Los Angeles Times: Trump mocks water shortage, shows he can waste water at will
Vox: Trump threw water, here's why that's racist
NYT: Trump threw a water glass, here are 5 times a white supremacist threw a water glass
Can he please become a comedian after these next 4 years?
He was gold on SNL back in the day!
Thanks for posting - looked away right when he threw it and missed it!
Sexy as hell.
Oh yea talk dirty to me.
His version of the mic drop. Loved it!
LET’S GO DONNY T
Would you believe it, I watched the whole damn thing and missed this part because arguing with teenage daughter who doesn't like Trump. Grr.
I wouldn't go that far, lol. At least she decided to watch some of it on her own. A step in the right direction.
The youth is getting brainwashed to hate the constitution and freedom. Does she go to public school?
Yes, sadly, and watches Tik Tok all day. I know I sound like a terrible parent. But it happens fast. Six months ago she was enthusiastically watching Crowder so I thought it was going well.
So...be the parent. Cut out the negative influences. Get rid of tiktok, make her watch more OAN/Tucker/Crowder. Show her the truth. Yeah all that's hard, and will make you unpopular with your kid. But would you rather be popular or raise a good child?
Depends on her age at this point. Trying to force her to think a certain way will just make her rebel in the other direction.
Encourage her to critically think. Follow logic trails and look at facts. To not just use emotion as the driver for thought.
#GlassLivesMatter
Putting his business, politics, and everything else aside...
That man is the best comedian in the world! That was amazing. I'm howling!
CNN Headline: Trump assaults crowd with chemical dihydrogen monoxide. Then litters after deploying weapon
Who the fuck is going to run after him? I feel like we'll never get anything like this again, he's the greatest of all time.
We dont deserve him.
His hair... it’s beautiful.
I love how we have a president who can do this. Can never imagine Obummer doing this
Fucking legendary!!!!!!!
Hilarious! "They gave me another disease"...I feel sorry for people who don't love this man!
I can't get enough of how low the media stoops to try to mock the man, but then he just seamlessly doubles down and makes them look like complete fools. Savage.
Geoffrey Berman could use that water to put out the flames of his career from Bill Barr.
How the fuck is Biden going to go against President Trump. The presidents charisma is off the charts, all the while Biden’s brain is degenerating into nothing.
FUCK YEAH BABY WE ARE BACK
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
He makes a masterful troll look effortless.
It's RUUUBIO!!!
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Instant classic!
This is why I voted for him. His self deprecating sense of humor. He ain't a bad president either.
Always the showman, love it
THE CHAD QUENCH
I mean listen to that place... the man is a fucking rock star
Do we have the best President or what!!