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CyborgTrump2200 474 points ago +477 / -3

This is why they hate him. This motherfucker has more charisma and energy at 74 years old than their entire clusterfuck of a party. Bask in the glory of it pedes, MAGA is back in business.

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RonPaulWasRight 143 points ago +145 / -2

That's why they're pumping up for a 2nd round of bullshit shutdowns, because Trump rallies kill them almost as much as having Biden in public.

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Bloostatepede 61 points ago +63 / -2

POTUS should have Biden speak at our next rally LOL

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GenderlessWookie 11 points ago +11 / -0

WHO'S WATER IS THIS!?

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HanAssholeSolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is Vegas taking bets on whether or not Biden will show up for a debate?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 74 points ago +78 / -4

My upvotes keep getting taken away!!!!!!

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CyborgTrump2200 57 points ago +58 / -1

They can take your upvotes but they can't take your MAGA spirit. Stay nimble pede, it's all good.

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TheReal45 18 points ago +19 / -1

Fuck, yeah!!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Preach brother!!!!! 4 more motherfucking years let’s go!!!! We need to do all we can to get President Trump re-elected!!!!!!!

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Bloostatepede 28 points ago +29 / -1

This ain't reddit it's all good we don't need upvotes we need your support!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

I got you pede!!!!!! I’ve gave my all, lost hundreds of girls on social media for saying the red pilling truth idgaf it’s all worth it AND I WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR GEOTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FutureMan 9 points ago +10 / -1

Well guess what? You gettin' one back now, bish!!

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Techrev 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fuck upvotes.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 29 points ago +31 / -2

Preach man!!!!!!! Biden will try his hardest to avoid debating this legend!!!! Holy shit bday and rally in the same week. Fucking boss shit!!!!!

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CyborgTrump2200 21 points ago +22 / -1

At the rate Biden is going I'll be surprised if he can actually give a concession speech in November.

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Thrasymachus 15 points ago +16 / -1

Speaking of Biden being unable to speak even remotely coherently, has anyone seen the DNC YouTube ad spot they're pushing right now? It must be a enormous buy because it's showing up across virtually every channel I sub, and that's a pretty broad variety of content. And of course Biden literally flubs the very first line of the fucking video, no less! He's trying to say "I'm here to ask a favor of you", or alternatively "I'm here to ask you for a favor", but Dementiatizes (TM) it into a mumbled "I'm here to ask for you a favor". And that's the take they kept in a pre-recorded professionally-made political ad, so I'd love to see the first thirty-nine attempted takes.

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Ewoud_Hulstein 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm glad others have noticed this. Its taped! He has infinite tries! Imagine being on the production team and calling it a night because that's the best they're gonna get.

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DT_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I click on it every time to charge them $$$

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn right, so do I. I sincerely hope it's CPC (and not CPA on donation or sign-up) because if it's per-click then we're giving our subs the ad-rev and wasting DNC money at the same time.

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Scroon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Noticed the exact same thing. Was just talking about it last night actually.

The reason why this was their best take is because with multiple takes there's a point of diminishing returns. The subject gets tired and performance degrades. So yeah, that's peak Biden we're seeing.

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CQVFEFE 17 points ago +18 / -1

Makes Foebama's stupid narcissistic mike drop look outdated AF

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DarkestBeforeTheDon 244 points ago +248 / -4

You can hear thousands of women orgasming at the same time

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Phillysmackdown 109 points ago +112 / -3

Liberal women have a penis🤡🤡

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Katie_Hill 33 points ago +38 / -5

Hm... I could really get into that.

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SDhiker 27 points ago +28 / -1

Damnit Katie, who let you in here!

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projectarcturus1 9 points ago +10 / -1

Wipe the couch fibers off your butt, and you're on!

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NoMoreRINO 8 points ago +9 / -1

I like flat titties, can I have you number.?

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Katie_Hill 8 points ago +9 / -1

As long as you let me braid your pubic hair.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +4 / -2

very hard to be a 10 though.

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NoMoreRINO 5 points ago +7 / -2

True, but I won't kick a two or three out of bed. I'm all for equal opportunity, unless your a one.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see you have high standards.

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magagenius11 3 points ago +4 / -1

r/beetlejuicing

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Phillysmackdown -6 points ago +3 / -9

Well you are a soy boy 🤷‍♂️🤡🤡

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Katie_Hill 2 points ago +6 / -4

Joke


Your head

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Phillysmackdown -2 points ago +3 / -5

Reeeeeee

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BackWoodsBarbie02 35 points ago +37 / -2

Can confirm

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TaggartCiscontinenta 18 points ago +19 / -1

Especially that little blonde babydoll standing behind GEOTUS on the right.

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Katie_Hill 6 points ago +7 / -1

I know I sure did (but it really doesn’t take much)!

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can hear thousands of women orgasming at the same time

So that's what that was

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iamsupercoolright 163 points ago +167 / -4

I am literally soo mad right now. I literally broke my phone when I saw him do that. How does he keep getting away with it?!?! My mom came into my room when she heard me crying at this and I literally screamed at the top of my lungs! She tried giving me some tendies but my throat was so sore from crying that I could only eat 1. I'm literally in shock right now at this clip. He literally THROWS the water ON THE GROUND WHEN HE'S NOT EVEN FINISHED DRINKING IT. HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH IT??? WHAT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO HAS TO CLEAN IT UP?????? I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. THSI IS SUCH A JOKE.

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CyborgTrump2200 68 points ago +68 / -0

PARAPELIGIC TRANSGENDER BLACK WOMEN DIE OF THIRST EVERY DAY AND HE JUST THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

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MrPoorRichard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Creating another job on live television.

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ChelseaHubbell 134 points ago +134 / -0

HES BACCKKK!

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HistoryInvestigator 21 points ago +22 / -1

CNN: OMG racist dog whistle with KKK in message!

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ordinary_love 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drinking water is racist. Here’s why

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Phlutdroid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Preach!!!

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oof

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WalkFastGoHome 81 points ago +82 / -1

Reminds me of Trump on Conan.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dXH5xIJ1C1Y

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SpaceForce 7 points ago +7 / -0

that was awesome. I love his expression afterwards.

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CanadianTrump 93 points ago +93 / -0

He was drinking water and decided to comment on how him using two hands prompted media to create another disease for Trump.

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supermagafragilistic 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's funny how the left jumped straight to "he must be sick". Being who he is, his clothes, historically, probably cost more than my car, I'd be careful eating and drinking too. I'm pretty sure silk and water don't mix.

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kekNation 7 points ago +7 / -0

If it makes fee any better your clothes probably cost more than my first five cars.

Back then everyone said I kept driving pieces of shit but now I realize they were all ahead of their time because those fuckers, much like the Trump Train, did not have decent brakes.

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supermagafragilistic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks down at my white tee and gym shorts, sigh.

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Kaamendola 37 points ago +37 / -0

This wasn’t even the FUNNIEST part of his West Point speech story. The slippery soled shoes and salutes...I laughed so hard I cried! He has a great sense of humor. 😂

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MostEffectualTopKek 13 points ago +13 / -0

General, I'm going to hold onto you so fast! 😅😅

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CrackaJack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump does everything better than you.. even making fun of himself. It's fucking adorable and I love him.

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ProfessorRomendev 33 points ago +33 / -0

I'm also curious. I've been working so I can't watch, and I'm really confused as to what the heck he's talking about and why everyone's freaking out.

But I can tell 'they gave me another disease' is funny. It's the same delivery as a comedian

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MagaMemesOnTwitter 54 points ago +54 / -0

He went through the entire West Point “Trump can’t drink water; has Parkinson’s” bullshit, did a 15 min recap bit (which was 10/10) and this was the exclamation point

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ProfessorRomendev 29 points ago +29 / -0

'Trump can't drink water; has Parkinson's'

...what the fuck did I miss? I need to go find the whole clip now, thanks!

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monk_of_trump 45 points ago +45 / -0

The media was saying he was having trouble walking down that ramp, so he must have parkinsons, trump was saying he was wearing leather soled shoes and it was a steel ramp. Which I totally get.. those leather soles are killer lol. Then they were saying he couldnt raise a glass to his mouth with one hand, and they gave him another disease that he must have because of that.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 18 points ago +18 / -0

Try wearing leather soles and have a snowstorm come out of nowhere.

It's basically this: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShimmeringBareAnkole-mobile.mp4

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motrhed3 10 points ago +10 / -0

is that Trump trying to shovel out Mar a Lago with his parkinsons? cause jim acuckster was telling me...

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monk_of_trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I live in northern Minnesota and wore cowboy boots at work from February through March. I know lol.

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

trump was saying he was wearing leather soled shoes and it was a steel ramp.

He called it a skating rink. I remember getting new shoes, leather soles, and the first thing you did was go outside and rub the soles on concrete, to scuff up that nice smooth finish so you didn't fall when walking on carpet. Brides were told to do this before their wedding day, so they wouldn't slip and fall when walking down the aisle in their pretty new shoes.

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BananaWizard [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0
  1. Trump was saluting hundreds of soliders before he was drinking water awkwardly so his arm kind of hurt

  2. Ties are never the same if you get water on them

  3. He used 2 hands so he wouldn't drop the water on his tie

  4. Drinks water to show off that he's fine

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drinks water to show off that he's fine

One handed 😁

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outsideop 1 point ago +1 / -0

With what was surely a stunt tie. Can’t have the real big red succumb as a casualty of war.

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Block_Helen 14 points ago +14 / -0

Talking about the West Point speech. You have to go back and watch the whole thing.

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ShrikeDeCil 23 points ago +23 / -0

He went through the entire "Can't walk" and "Can't drink" thing. They'll both be clips from someone.

But "I'd just saluted 600 effing times, and raising my arm, well, I wanted to make sure to save the tie. It's a nice tie."

(Who knows or cares if it's true - if you listen through that part of the speech, it allows "Let's bash the lame press for ten minutes straight in an entertaining fashion.)

"Just for the press, let's show them I know how to fucking drink, which is more than you can say for Biden." Drinks. Chucks. (Not exact quotes, just sense of how that was all playing out.)

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Southern_Belle 15 points ago +15 / -0

He was describing something that happened the other day: using two hands to drink water because he didn't want to get water on his expensive tie; the other hand was to block any stray drops.

And the media decided something was wrong with him.

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Aquamine-Amarine 8 points ago +8 / -0

So Fake News is just making shit up again? They see illnesses where there are none (with Trump) but you have the walking corpse Hillary having a seizure and being thrown into a van... nope, they didn't see that. Hillary is totally healthy, honest!

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Primordial_Phantom 8 points ago +8 / -0

The proper, medical term is Side Of Beef

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SeleniteGrayAMG 57 points ago +57 / -0

This is the new mic drop of 2020.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 49 points ago +49 / -0

This Dude has zero fucks to give.That was funny AF!

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Brucesky420 39 points ago +40 / -1

It's why he's the perfect president for the republican side. So sick of the bullshit both parties pull, he has fuck you money so he doesn't give a fuck about their approval. He just wants to get shit done, with or without 'em

and think about it, even when he does stuff they originally thought was a good idea - they criticize him for it. He can't do anything right to them, so why even try to seek their approval when they will just talk shit anyway?

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CrackaJack 13 points ago +13 / -0

"First time I ran for office I ended up President" 😂🤣

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MAGA_dev 44 points ago +44 / -0

CNN: Trump assaults own crowd with glass shards

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Could this be the end of Donald Trump? The walls are closing in.

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kc5ods 8 points ago +8 / -0

i think we turned the corner today!

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USRifle_Cal30M1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump throws glass in fit of rage during bizarre speech threatening reporters.

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Austin62Halo 42 points ago +42 / -0

If it was Tulsa tap water I can’t blame him.... I joke

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 36 points ago +37 / -1

Lmao this was so epic

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EpicPede 30 points ago +30 / -0

lmaooo We need the "stupid son of a bitch" clip.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hahahaha yes! That shit geeked

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

It felt like that was a specific reference. Anyone know who was involved with Boeing before Trump got involved? I couldn't put it together.

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Afeazo 28 points ago +28 / -0

CNN: Trump makes mess on stage, sees himself as superior to minimum wage minority janitorial staff who will be forced to slave away when they clean this up.

WaPo: Hitler used to throw water

MSNBC: Throwing water is a ritual used by high ranking KKK members

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mrspaulrevere 17 points ago +17 / -0

Psychology Today: Throwing water proves Trump never grew past the toddler stage

Los Angeles Times: Trump mocks water shortage, shows he can waste water at will

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Hunterscrackbaby 13 points ago +13 / -0

Vox: Trump threw water, here's why that's racist

NYT: Trump threw a water glass, here are 5 times a white supremacist threw a water glass

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Timor 23 points ago +23 / -0

Can he please become a comedian after these next 4 years?

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astro_eng 13 points ago +13 / -0

He was gold on SNL back in the day!

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Treh57 22 points ago +22 / -0

Thanks for posting - looked away right when he threw it and missed it!

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BackWoodsBarbie02 21 points ago +22 / -1

Sexy as hell.

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Katie_Hill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh yea talk dirty to me.

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DeplorableKatie 18 points ago +18 / -0

His version of the mic drop. Loved it!

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Jonny 14 points ago +14 / -0

LET’S GO DONNY T

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Block_Helen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Would you believe it, I watched the whole damn thing and missed this part because arguing with teenage daughter who doesn't like Trump. Grr.

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Block_Helen 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wouldn't go that far, lol. At least she decided to watch some of it on her own. A step in the right direction.

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Seakygold 5 points ago +5 / -0

The youth is getting brainwashed to hate the constitution and freedom. Does she go to public school?

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, sadly, and watches Tik Tok all day. I know I sound like a terrible parent. But it happens fast. Six months ago she was enthusiastically watching Crowder so I thought it was going well.

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Drewski1138 4 points ago +4 / -0

So...be the parent. Cut out the negative influences. Get rid of tiktok, make her watch more OAN/Tucker/Crowder. Show her the truth. Yeah all that's hard, and will make you unpopular with your kid. But would you rather be popular or raise a good child?

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GodSaveTheWest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends on her age at this point. Trying to force her to think a certain way will just make her rebel in the other direction.

Encourage her to critically think. Follow logic trails and look at facts. To not just use emotion as the driver for thought.

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malthrax 10 points ago +10 / -0

#GlassLivesMatter

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KAG_FTW 9 points ago +9 / -0

Putting his business, politics, and everything else aside...

That man is the best comedian in the world! That was amazing. I'm howling!

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ParkerTruman 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN Headline: Trump assaults crowd with chemical dihydrogen monoxide. Then litters after deploying weapon

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YuriBezmenov 8 points ago +9 / -1

Who the fuck is going to run after him? I feel like we'll never get anything like this again, he's the greatest of all time.

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Ryoten 6 points ago +8 / -2

We dont deserve him.

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Katie_Hill 5 points ago +6 / -1

His hair... it’s beautiful.

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Navypilot100 5 points ago +6 / -1

I love how we have a president who can do this. Can never imagine Obummer doing this

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +7 / -2

Fucking legendary!!!!!!!

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Logcabingirl 5 points ago +7 / -2

Hilarious! "They gave me another disease"...I feel sorry for people who don't love this man!

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ItsAHouseOfCosbys 4 points ago +5 / -1

I can't get enough of how low the media stoops to try to mock the man, but then he just seamlessly doubles down and makes them look like complete fools. Savage.

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NautiFella 4 points ago +5 / -1

Geoffrey Berman could use that water to put out the flames of his career from Bill Barr.

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HntrBidensCokeDealer 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the fuck is Biden going to go against President Trump. The presidents charisma is off the charts, all the while Biden’s brain is degenerating into nothing.

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theyrebothwrong 4 points ago +5 / -1

FUCK YEAH BABY WE ARE BACK

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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Noturmommasusername 4 points ago +5 / -1

He makes a masterful troll look effortless.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's RUUUBIO!!!

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BigBangGang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

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UncleTrump4Lyfe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Instant classic!

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raytheater 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is why I voted for him. His self deprecating sense of humor. He ain't a bad president either.

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nazcar 3 points ago +4 / -1

Always the showman, love it

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BIGMIKESSMEGMA 3 points ago +4 / -1

THE CHAD QUENCH

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elrodan 3 points ago +4 / -1

I mean listen to that place... the man is a fucking rock star

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Awake45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do we have the best President or what!!