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liberalfetchmycoffee 467 points ago +474 / -7

The commie cold!

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Mrdarkshine 254 points ago +257 / -3

The rice-orona!

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IncredibleMrE1 229 points ago +230 / -1

Kung Pao Sicken!

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TiggerLovinPooh 186 points ago +187 / -1

Wu-Ping Cough

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Salt-N-Pepe 151 points ago +153 / -2

Moo Goo Gai Pandemic

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Wolverine 74 points ago +76 / -2

This is so fucking good

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TuxPseudo 43 points ago +45 / -2

Right? My freedom boner can only get so hard.

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MexicanBeerFlu 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don't forget that he also fucked children. Never forget that their prophet was a kiddy diddler.

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CovfefeVideo 18 points ago +19 / -1

Asshoe Pox

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Sumarongi 15 points ago +16 / -1

China AIDS

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lixa 6 points ago +7 / -1

Be more specific.

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PensivePatriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Shanghai Shakes!

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Salt-N-Pepe 54 points ago +55 / -1

The Lung March

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deleted 35 points ago +36 / -1
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Deaduponaviral 33 points ago +35 / -2

The Red Prague!

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EpicTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

Epic!

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fucktheleft 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's gold Jerry!

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ArcDoe 42 points ago +45 / -3

Ping Pong Prague!

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1burrdog 9 points ago +10 / -1

Oh let me have a go!!

Who Flung Dung :)

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-burning-man- 2 points ago +3 / -1

Chinese chow mange!

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Aoikaze2000 16 points ago +17 / -1

The San Francisco treat!

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Omgwtfbbq 10 points ago +11 / -1

The great cough forward.

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SirSeizureSalad 150 points ago +151 / -1

Shanghai Shivers

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BaconIsNotHaram 90 points ago +91 / -1

The Mandarin Malady

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TiggerLovinPooh 74 points ago +74 / -0

Hong Kong Flu'ey

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Salt-N-Pepe 52 points ago +52 / -0

Sum Ting Wong

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WhoMurderedSethRich 48 points ago +49 / -1

Sweet n sour Sicken

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InarosPrime 23 points ago +23 / -0

Mao Cow Disease

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Sumarongi 60 points ago +60 / -0

Peking Pox

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Deadcello 21 points ago +21 / -0

The Wuhan Whoopsie!

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dubler6 19 points ago +19 / -0

My personal fav.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +8 / -1

Omg this is my favorite. LOL

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TheDespotofCartoons 43 points ago +43 / -0

Chickity China, the Chinese Sicken!

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DivvyDivet 20 points ago +21 / -1

You eat a bat brain and your nose starts drippin.

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farstriderr 10 points ago +10 / -0

Eatin' that brain with no mask on

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liberalfetchmycoffee 13 points ago +14 / -1

kek

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Hunterscrackbaby 39 points ago +40 / -1

Ching Chong Cough

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TiggerLovinPooh 40 points ago +40 / -0

Bat Stew Flu

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M1A1SOCOM 404 points ago +407 / -3

So wait... Chris Evans is watching the rally just to get triggered?? LMAO

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Genericwhitemale 168 points ago +169 / -1

my thoughts exactly, he must be watching live 😂

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GEoP 58 points ago +58 / -0

it's free real estate.

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RonPaulWasRight 23 points ago +23 / -0

In the toxic waste part of town.

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Katie_Hill 16 points ago +16 / -0

Live spectating is the way to go, trust me.

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Kev_dubya 68 points ago +68 / -0

Who's Chris Evans? Any relation to Bob?

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Kaarous 64 points ago +64 / -0

He's the liberal crybaby that Disney hired to play Captain America.

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Buce-Nudo 67 points ago +67 / -0

The poor man's Chris Pratt.

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 26 points ago +26 / -0

Hahahahahahahahaha

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ChrisSuperDude 47 points ago +47 / -0

Isn't a liberal playing Captain America cultural appropriation?

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Chinese_spy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Email leaks expose him as the pegging fan who Disney hired to play Captain America. Now you too know about his degenerate sex life, yippie.

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PensivePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh come on, don’t leave us hanging! What’s the source on this?

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NPCNN 7 points ago +7 / -0

He should've been Captain Communist

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BaldyGull 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fact check on the fly.

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M1A1SOCOM 31 points ago +31 / -0

Meltdown?

< insert Gandalf >

What meltdown?

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Bbme19 26 points ago +26 / -0

It seems like every time Trump voices his own opinion, "Trump Meltdown" trends on twitter. Its pretty tiring and soooooo, like, yesterday.

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CousinEddie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake trends like Fake News.

It's great that some faggot actor whines on twitter like anyone gives a fuck

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ThickCheney 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dems are some of Trump’s most ardent followers.

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Salt-N-Pepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

I have a black belt in Haiku

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alfredbester 14 points ago +14 / -0

salt n pepe

living life very large

not so black or white

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lmao 12 points ago +13 / -1

isn't kung fu from China so what's racist about it?

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559throw 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cuz the dipshit who plays pretend for a living is a shithead racist, who the funk woulda thunk

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 110 points ago +112 / -2

Yellow Lives Matter

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hit_backspace 50 points ago +50 / -0

Yeah, I'm ethnic Chinese and I don't need some white, elitist leftist cuck tell me how to think. It's hilarious Trump can connect to the people like this.

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Shreddit 35 points ago +36 / -1

Yellow Journalism Matters

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CyborgTrump2200 93 points ago +93 / -0

God forbid someone offends his Chinese masters. This hack and all of Hollywood are a bunch of disgusting swine.

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CyborgTrump2200 16 points ago +17 / -1

Inconsistency from an industry built on playing pretend and engaging in all sorts of disgusting and abhorrent behavior behind closed doors. The ravings of a crazy homeless man hold more value that the garbage being spewed by these hollow puppets.

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ProfessorOak 8 points ago +9 / -1

At least the crazy homeless guy has thoughts of his own.

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s pronounced Ka Rah Tay

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jarvis 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's everyone. The EU, the UN. They're all basically controlled by China. What you are seeing now is a global Cultural Revolution ala Mao in the 1960s

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LiberalistChris 5 points ago +5 / -0

FREE HONG KONG!!

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buco 77 points ago +77 / -0

Loved it! I was hoping he would give a few more examples.

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Nikore 26 points ago +28 / -2

I. Was. Hoping. For. More. Punctu. Ation.

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TheDespotofCartoons 21 points ago +21 / -0

I tried that once. It seems that some people...

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...didn't get the point.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

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kerbonklin 5 points ago +5 / -0

You glorious bastard!

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I.... (checking upvote count) 3006th this!

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Tommygun133 70 points ago +71 / -1

“He’s a racist, REEEEEEEEEE” - every liberal

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WinWithMe 68 points ago +68 / -0

"Guys if I say Drumpf bad you'll all ignore that I, a straight white male, make millions off capeshit and choose to live in a 99% white neighborhood, right?"

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Desarooni 37 points ago +37 / -0

Democrats are inclusive and diverse until it’s time to buy a house.

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HeIsVigo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Or send their kids to school. Remember Samantha Bee and her husband in NYC trying to block “poor kids” from going to her kids school?

https://www.redstate.com/ameliahamilton/2017/05/03/samantha-bees-husband-fights-integration-kids-school/

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Tredge 39 points ago +39 / -0

My president.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 38 points ago +38 / -0

What's racist about Kung flu?

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KAG_FTW 28 points ago +28 / -0

Nothing.

But they'll never regain power without China's help.

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559throw 11 points ago +11 / -0

Absolutely nothing. Any sort of mental gymnastics used to arrive at any other conclusion is outright and literally retarded.

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Loathsome_Left 32 points ago +32 / -0

He. Made. A. Joke.

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Bbme19 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is why we can't have good comedy anymore. Hollywood will never make a good comedy again that doesn't revolve around poop jokes and sex.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you kidding? Hollywood is endorsing Biden. He's the biggest running joke in politics.

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LiberalistChris 1 point ago +1 / -0

The aristocrats are very interested in their sponsees in the biz... Vicariously speaking their minds! Trump ruins their perfect fantasy because he is the focus of the media circle jerk now.

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ivan_iii_of_russia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not just a joke. He’s trolling the left. He knows what he’s doing.

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kono_hito_wa 12 points ago +13 / -1

It's always good to shore up my blocked list.

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tholins 29 points ago +29 / -0

Chris Evans needs to STFU. I don’t care how pretty he is.

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RabidZoo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Who?

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kono_hito_wa 15 points ago +17 / -2

Yeah. I had to look it up. He played Captain American in the new movies. Apparently hasn't realized it was just make believe.

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skyhawk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Captain Pathetica

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Capitan Pearl Clutcher.

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Beat_to_Quarters 11 points ago +11 / -0

Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt even is prettier. He's not even close to the prettiest Chris.

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fuckliberals3000 28 points ago +28 / -0

I love how liberal men are basically victorian women from 1910

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

(Suddenly needs a fainting couch)

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kogar 28 points ago +29 / -1

I guess he should have said “WuFlu”?

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Nikore 26 points ago +26 / -0

That's a lot of words for someone who claims to be speechless.

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Bbme19 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think its a relief he didnt film his reaction. I can just imagine it now. The awful dramatic pause and heavy breathing . . .

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

My thoughts exactly.

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EffectiveTactics 24 points ago +24 / -0

Did Chris just admit that the Coronavirus is Chinese?

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silent_majority_2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

Radical Liberals: REEEE offensive offensive offensive. 99% of Americans and Normal People: That's a great joke!

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censoredincalifornia 21 points ago +21 / -0

I’m Asian American and Kung Flu virus isn’t a racist joke. And it’s obvious this is about the Chinese government and not the Chinese people, but most people are too dumb or too brainwashed to realixe this fact

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SchittsMethDealer 11 points ago +11 / -0

My Chinese gf loves these names. She's using them to practice her English and puns--and the Chinese are masters of the pun/word play I think due to their characters "looking like this" but "sounding like that" and so forth. Not too sure, as I speak at a toddler level, but it's how she expalins it.

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You_Will_Clap 20 points ago +20 / -0

What a fucking loser, holy shit. Is he literally watching the rally just to find things to be offended by?

What an existence. I'm over here laughing my ass off.

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559throw 5 points ago +5 / -0

RENT FREE

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BropolloCreed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even my PC wife laughed at it.

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Crankyboy 16 points ago +16 / -0

He is such a bitch. Who the fuck cares.

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faceaids1 14 points ago +14 / -0

For someone who is speechless he just typed a bunch of words.

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mugwump 14 points ago +16 / -2

What a looser

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 12 points ago +13 / -1

I still prefer, "Kung Fru" myself, but I'll accept this Mr. President.

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Ifinishfast42 10 points ago +10 / -0

Captain America ain’t very pro American

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climatetrumpfan 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm asian and this shit's hella funny. This is exactly why Trump is the GOAT president. Chris Evans is a fucking weak sauce.

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muppeton 9 points ago +9 / -0

Celebrities are too stupid to understand memes.

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope you get used to being offended, you got 4 more years at least

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jcd_007 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chris Evans is an asshole.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 10 points ago +10 / -0

President Trump, don’t trust Chris Evans, Chris Evans is asshoe.

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sustainable_saltmine 8 points ago +8 / -0

KUNG FLU

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King_Trump86 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes he did. Lol

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f_bastiat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Associating kung flu with a race of people and not a country of origin, is in fact racist. Way to go Chris, you played yourself.

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Lol_Garrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Communist Lung Herpes!

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BillsMafia 6 points ago +6 / -0

" I'm speechless". Ok, so shut the fuck up then.

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Keiichi81 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit, all my leftist friends on Facebook are going positively apoplectic about it.

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LikeAWombatScorned 5 points ago +5 / -0

@ChrisEvans clutching his pearls so tight that it cut off the blood flow to his brain.

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SubjectDelta 5 points ago +5 / -0

sweet and sour sickness

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COnDEMnED 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Kung is now a racial slur, everyone gonna have to rename Kung Fu, Kung pao chicken, shrimp, beef and a shitload of movie titles.

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Modus_Pwninz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well Chris, it COMES FROM CHINA.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

CHYNA

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

(Literally shaking!) EVAN EVAN EVAN EVAN.. we need a fact check!

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MAGA12 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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RaceBaiterGinsburg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chris Evans is the biggest faggot, believe me!

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OrangeManMeh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Y’all.

Reddit. Is. LOSING it.

It’s glorious :)

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Brimos50 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hollyweird once again tells us common folk what is racist and what isnt.i call it the WuFlu, is that racist too oh Hollyweird gods....maybe you should ponder this at the next spirit cooking.....

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KAG_FTW 4 points ago +4 / -0

I laughed.

Chris Evans wants to be the fun police

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