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txladyvoter 141 points ago +143 / -2

Let me tell you this, Greatest Most Handsome Best Hair Best First Lady Best First Family Best Ever GEOTUS Ever!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 50 points ago +51 / -1

Yes!!! WHO ATTACKED OUR CLOUDFARE TONIGHT????????

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HeavyVetting 47 points ago +48 / -1

Low energy losers!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 50 points ago +53 / -3

ALL MY UPVOTES ARE DISAPPEARING!!!! WHO IS ATTACKING US?

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LibertyisYuge 48 points ago +49 / -1

And your caps lock is hacked

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ALargeRock 55 points ago +56 / -1

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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Gunslinger1776 16 points ago +18 / -2

If there was gold on here you would both get it. Take my meager upvotes.

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WhitePowerRanger 13 points ago +13 / -0

They should make the upvotes gold

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Marble68 12 points ago +13 / -1

This made me laugh too hard

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nickybops 6 points ago +6 / -0

I havent seen that phrase in a solid 12 years.

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HocusLocus 4 points ago +4 / -0

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

You have taken control of the narrative. USE IT WISELY.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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whateverbruh 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cucks with nothing better to do.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well they've gotta find something to fill the time when the bull is log slamming their hog-back growler of a wife.

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

You sir are a wordsmith.

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GeorgeEliot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Paid 50 cents per pathetic comment by bad guys. I hope I help the mods even a little bit, for free!

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2020yall 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe noone? Trump's rally might've just been driving so much traffic that it looked like a DDOS

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SpaceForce 4 points ago +4 / -0

low energy Cucks at reddit most likely.

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deleted 93 points ago +94 / -1
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Jikemenkins 15 points ago +15 / -0

YES! With that picture too, of course.

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EpicTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely! We need this pic with that caption.

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WOLOLOOO_v2 54 points ago +55 / -1

Ah, so the DDoS check appears when a ddos attack is happening? I've seen it quite a few times now.

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Jerker1015 22 points ago +23 / -1

I see it almost every time too. I thought it was some way to verify we aren't trolls

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catbertz 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's only been relatively recent, but we can damn sure expect them to keep attacking through to November 8th, when the rivers of salt will flow agaain.

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SpaceForce 11 points ago +11 / -0

This website is too powerful. Just wait until the masses find this place. Its going to be such a bigger party.

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catbertz 9 points ago +9 / -0

For sure! There was a post earlier that we've risen above top 1500 sites in the US. Edit: here it is

https://thedonald.win/p/FzKf9hKa/weve-broken-top-1500-websites-in/

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sneak 10 points ago +10 / -0

There are a handful of reasons this page can appear.. including the manager of the domain setting it to show up. This page appearing does not automatically mean there's an attack taking place.

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Howz3r420 12 points ago +12 / -0

What exactly is a DDOS attack?

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AlphaNathan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Distributed denial of service attack, basically pinging the web server so much it can't handle all the requests.

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WOLOLOOO_v2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is the tech or coding involved with DDoS protection fairly advanced? What a great service to provide anyway.

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zebfross 12 points ago +12 / -0

It can be, because hackers can control machines from around the world, so it can be very difficult to tell what is real. That’s why Cloudflare was created. They can analyze all the traffic and use machine learning to determine real vs fake. Pretty cool.

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GeorgeEliot 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's interesting, thank you.

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PosterIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks frens. I didn't know any of this. I even thought Cloudflare was the bad guy.

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WOLOLOOO_v2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Last DOS stands for denial of service, I understand it as overloading a network/service with a lot of users/clients to prevent others from accessing said network/service.

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Warskullx 3 points ago +3 / -0

It stands for Distributed Denial of Service.

They hack a bunch of computers to get control of them, then they have the computers constantly spam garbage requests at a web site. This has two effects it overloads the website's servers and saturates the network connection close to the server. Both of these can prevent legitimate users from accessing the website.

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Indianapede 14 points ago +15 / -1

That would trigger them hard

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IJustWannaLurk 29 points ago +30 / -1

As much as we need to protect from shills, this site needs to stay open as much as possible. I forward this site to people for their sake all the time. Cant do that behind a login.

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El_Barto 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yes, i lurk without being logged in. I hope it isnt here for good

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SigAR 9 points ago +10 / -1

I lurk....it forced me to sign up

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trailerman168233 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sign up. And talk to people. this shit has got to stop! Use words not keyboard strikes. Tell everyone you know. Don't be a sheep. KAG.

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donaldschwarzenegger 6 points ago +8 / -2

Its just another bullshit obstacle that will prevent people from accessing us. Its a form of censorship via creating an inconvenient obstacle for an outsider.

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EagleI 6 points ago +6 / -0

I also share with others. Some of whom are not so tech savvy. Creating a login is, sadly, a barrier to entry for them.

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sunwolf87 1 point ago +1 / -0

If creating an account is a barrier of entry for you then you need to learn basic computing skills. It's fair and most places you can find free computer classes or for cheap. It's not hard.

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GeorgeEliot 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need to do what we can to stop the non-pedes post terrible comments.

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Kephri 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh? It denies you access if you don’t have an account? I guess that’s what it is checking.

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NetscapeNavigator 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's not what it's checking, this is CloudFlare running scripts to gather some information about your computer. It's fairly innocuous data to help identify bots vs. legitimate people.

The full details of what the check entails isn't divulged, but I would expect that the details can vary depending on probability scores based on initial data gathering and traffic patterns from the network origin. When a connection comes in from what is more likely to be a bot, they may even request that computationally expensive scripts run to make bots more costly to operate.

Web browsers do divulge a great deal of uniquely identifying data under most circumstances. Not data to put your personal name on a connection, but often enough to identify a single computer. The EFF's Panopticlick project can show some of this information to you and explains how it can be used for tracking.

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Kephri 1 point ago +1 / -0

I assumed it was checking for an account based on the comment I replied to. I know that websites often take enough info to identify your computer. I use a canvas blocker to try and avoid that. Not sure how effective it really is.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 15 points ago +16 / -1

Make it happen mods!

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pikabu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think Cloudflare is configurable to to that

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You_Will_Clap 14 points ago +14 / -0

Believe me folks, this is the most protected you will ever feel from an outside threat. That I tell you.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's a bad ass photo of GEOTUS.

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RedinMA 10 points ago +11 / -1

YES

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kagger 8 points ago +8 / -0

I support this

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gaijin_ronin 8 points ago +8 / -0

100%

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Bloostatepede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Such a dreamy president, like America embodied 😍

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z89101 6 points ago +6 / -0

DNC approves of HELL n Earth..

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Jikemenkins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make it so!

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sunwolf87 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot to say 'Number One' 😂👍

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MAGADUDE 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was too busy drinking the red juice oozing from GEOTUS that I didn't even notice

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spockers 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s orange.

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muy_libre 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone else unable to upvote comments right now?

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Kephri 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes. It acts weirdly. Like if I upvote, the number resets to zero, but if I downvote, it goes to negative one(regardless of starting number). When I reload the page, sometimes it works and sometimes doesn’t. I thought I was just flagged as a bot or something.

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muy_libre 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah if I upvote or downvote anything and then reload, the vote just disappears. Weird.

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GeorgeEliot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bet there are foreign agents being paid 50 cents a comment to overload this site.

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SpaceForce 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had to select photos that had motorcycles in them to prove I am not a Russian Bot.

I wish it was pictures of Trump and Hillary and it asked me to select photos with US Presidents.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that what’s happening when the site’s slow and the CloudFlare message kicks in? I assumed it was DDOS, but I wasn’t entirely sure. What an honor to have so many people wanting to shut us down for being positive and proud of our country. I’ve had bots attack my little old site, and we use cloudflare as well, but nothing of this magnitude.

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GeorgeEliot 2 points ago +2 / -0

An honor indeed when targeted by bad guys for supporting the constitution of the United States and GEOTUS.

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redditadminssuckit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amazing

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Skibblesdust 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we please do this!?!?

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nomerasques 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have clicked on so many trains and bicycles and trains this week... Can I get a "click on the patriots" captcha? Thxs.

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eddedandedamame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roulette of random redpill facts would be great, too

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Kephri 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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Marble68 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be awesome.

Can cloud flair do that?

Red pills in the fly!

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Redditisfakenews 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every browser check pass is ANOTHER WIN FOR AMERICA!

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Linda 3 points ago +3 / -0

When my browser played up, locked me out then wouldn't come back on line etc, I KNEW those assholes were trying to stop us from watching the rally. They are so utterly pathetic that I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't utterly evil.

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Proud_American 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bahahaha, got a browser check on this link. Perfect timing.

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Lawless 3 points ago +3 / -0

this would be so awesome if they could make this happen ...lol

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GeorgeEliot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point but we must also do our part. If I see a comment that is totally un-pede-like I use that pull down menu to say so.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mods are Gods and Tek is Kek

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husker91 3 points ago +3 / -0

u/Doggos plz!

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure if this is possible (maybe that page is from cloudflare) but if it is, please do it!

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etnguyen03 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately I believe this isn't available on the free Cloudflare

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Bestboy143 2 points ago +2 / -0

So sick of winning.

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steve_jerbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Promises made.

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago +2 / -0

This!

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Jutts 2 points ago +2 / -0

My iPhone crashed like never before on this website this afternoon. Completely froze. My wife saved it by pressing both up and down volume bottoms and the power button simultaneously. Powered off and back on to fix.

Coincidence?

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BuckyKatt60 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect!

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, I didn’t see that! Looks like the ddos attack is over.

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol backed 100%

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Hiredhook357 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree

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MichellesLowFruit 2 points ago +2 / -0

System Control, we got a YUUUUUGE Check on 1

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Kephri 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can they possibly be DDoSed so often?

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patriotblend 4 points ago +4 / -0

You could DDOS several times for the cost of just one conveniently-placed pallet of Soros® Bricks

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goodatlife123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is ther no more lurker browsing?? I had to create this account to see th3 posts?

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GeauxTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

I totally agree