You are born into the sin of white privilege. You must accept this. Because everyone is born this way, it is now systemic. You are never good enough; No amount of repentance can save you from the evil whiteness living inside you. To find salvation, you must accept the democrat party into your heart as your personal lord and savior.

Once you’ve done this, you must spread the good news to others, that they, too, can be saved. There are curse words you must never utter. You must only associate yourself with true believers. Outsiders are to be shunned, mocked, their businesses avoided. You must celebrate our new religious holiday, June 19. You must regularly offer up public displays of penitence. You must give your time and portion of your income to support the Cause. And you must never question the central claims of the religion: any facts or data points that seek to discredit us are lies conjured from the minds of those poor many souls who are truly lost.