Every time I read SS I cringe, then say "yay!" at the same time. It's the weirdest sensation. Am I weird?

No! The abbreviation is USSS.

You're normal to cringe at the SS, because not a nazi. (If you were one, you damn sure wouldn't be HERE. Any actual, real nazi who supported or claimed to support Trump would be relentlessly ridiculed and deported faster than any shill who hated him. No nazis allowed—EVER)