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posted ago by July_1776 ago by July_1776 +21 / -0

IDEA:

SOMEBODY IN SEATTLE - I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE OUT THERE

Get only a couple of you, then proceed to just dress in overall shit clothes so you look like a piece of shit and you'll fit right in...

Buy a couple of cases of Soylent, yeah sorry it'll cost a few bucks, but probably worth it.

Then proceed to go to the CHAZ in peace, and simply make an offering - I am sure they have a "location" for "community food" and shit like that.

Somebody record that shit, and we can all laugh. I am sure they will be so pleased to receive nourishment.

Thanks in advance if anybody decides to actually do it.

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July_1776 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like it.

"Please sign this petition to remove trump."

Dumbasses will think that is a worthwhile cause as though it'll actually mean something.

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letrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best troll petition ever is the one to end women's suffrage. They have no idea what that word even means.

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

that and dihidro oxide

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letrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

They do have a community food location. And honestly it is flooding with food. Ben and jerry's is handing out free ice cream.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about not giving them a damn thing, and laughing at them anyway? It's cheaper, and just as much fun!

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July_1776 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

but I wanna see them accepting soy with glee.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be funny, I agree.

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672-EVIL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Add some laxatives first.

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