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Happy Father's Day, Dude! (www4.pictures.stylebistro.com)
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wong 112 points ago +113 / -1

That's a MA'AM baby!

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terrichris 37 points ago +39 / -2

"Our motto is, 'When they go low, we go high.'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_hCThhzWU

Then silent as mobs of Democrats torch and steal from small black businesses in dozens of Democratic run cities, after a Democrat Union cop kills another Democrat

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patriot51 15 points ago +16 / -1

Botox cheeks and training bra stuffed with toilet paper.

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Trumpfan1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, the pic of big Mike sporting wood in his turquoise dress 👗 would have been better for today.

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GentleGentile 1 point ago +4 / -3

I hear the pope is more into dudes, as is his hierarchy.

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GentleGentile 11 points ago +14 / -3

They also steal from White small businesses.

In fact, businesses claiming to be "Black-Owned" and saying they support BLM sometimes got spared. You think any White-owned business that advertised itself would ever get spared?!!?

BLM hates White people. And sometimes their orgy of violence also makes them attack innocent Blacks.

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Commiewrecker17 5 points ago +6 / -1

When Obama goes low, big Mike fucks him up the the ass.

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Sempiternus 4 points ago +5 / -1

I remember when I thought that bulk was just fat.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +5 / -1

With the treason he committed he knows it's best to lay low. Don't want to open yourself up to questions...it's not going to look good AT ALL.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 29 points ago +30 / -1

Years ago, my 5 year old son and I were at the grocery store, in the checkout lane...when suddenly he bursts out crying..i asked him "are you okay?", but he continued to cry with no response. So I looked him in the eyes and asked him again " Son, what's wrong? Are you hurt??"...

My boy looked up at me, with tears in his eyes...he pointed at the checkout rack where many magazines were...i didnt understand so I asked "what is it?".....then, red faced and shaking, he asked me, "Daddy, Why is that Linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks on the cover of that Vogue magazine?? Why??"

.....thats when I looked over and saw it. That day I learned of the legend of Big Mike.

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RespectMyNipples5 12 points ago +13 / -1

And everybody clapped.👍

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BIDENSACPADDICT 58 points ago +64 / -6

I heard they had to constantly replace the urinals in the WH because Big Mike kept breaking them with his monster dong.

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JudicialDredd 38 points ago +39 / -1

They also had to keep replacing Obama's ass after Big Mike kept breaking it with his monster dong.

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RespectMyNipples5 4 points ago +5 / -1

Remember the scene from Idiocracy with the monster trucks?

🍆🍆🍆

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BigMikesLeftNut 7 points ago +8 / -1

I witnessed it

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I_no_asshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

That hog is a weapon. Big mike turns around too fast and staff screams “wrecking ball loose!” everybody ducks and takes cover.

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Dropcord 4 points ago +6 / -2

*Magnum dong

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EpsteinPrisonGuard 52 points ago +54 / -2

Biden will pick him for Vice candidate. Fits all the boxes: black, woman, trans, married to a Muslim.

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Sumarongi 9 points ago +10 / -1

I heard Mike was not was not qualified to run because he didn’t meet residency requirements (only became a US resident 1 year before 0 Soweto was elected)

He will meet them by 2024 though

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Sirbigusdickus 14 points ago +15 / -1

He will “meat” Barry.

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Bye-den 6 points ago +7 / -1

He has probably asked 300 times, but Michael has larger political ambitions. He does not want his success to be seen as depending on some moron like Joe Biden. More likely is that he will replace Joe at the top of the ticket

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672-EVIL 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think Mike wil evenl run.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not until 2024

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Food4thought 24 points ago +25 / -1

How do you think big Mike's old lady feels?

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OrangeManMeh 8 points ago +9 / -1

Putin burns more calories scowling than Obama does in the gym"

That. Is hilarious.

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minotaurbeach 22 points ago +23 / -1

Joan Rivers is dead. Three months after she said We have the first gay president, and Michelle is a tranny.

And then Joan Rivers said Michelle Obama is not invited to her Funeral. I bet most people Did not even take it seriously, because Joan calls every woman 'a type' [usually bimbo or whore in he roast-style comedy from Johnny Carson era].

For Joan to tell this guy, "Yea, and your not invited to my funeral", - that is a punchline for a death threat.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 3 points ago +4 / -1

Like a floppy windsock probably.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +9 / -1

Sad that I can't tell if you are referencing Obama in the gym, or the condition of his ass after date night with big mike

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10MeV 25 points ago +26 / -1

You don't really have to wonder. It's (nauseatingly) clear flopping about in that Ellen DeGeneres "dancing" video.

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Druid_Con 3 points ago +4 / -1

a Dong video powerful enough to get ET Williams demonetized.

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buttfuckmebigfoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn I just watched it and all the comments were calling it out. It was hard for me to tell but I think it’s because the quality was so bad.

I still know Michelle is a dude because (s)he murdered Joan Rivers

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StrangeLilFella 12 points ago +13 / -1

This is why it annoys me Alex Jones got nuked off of YouTube, he did a full break down of Michael's giant dick.. Obama seems to be a size queen.

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Nrdrsr 2 points ago +2 / -0

is it on bitchute?

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StrangeLilFella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not that I can find. This is a similar one from banned.video

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Nikola_S1 24 points ago +26 / -2

There is no evidence that Michelle is a father.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 8 points ago +10 / -2

Her “husband” only smoked cigarettes to mask his oral fixation for meat 🍖 🚬

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Picador20 3 points ago +5 / -2

Under-rated comment!

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Bye-den 2 points ago +4 / -2

Most important comment of the thread

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thuggishruggishtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read some crazy shit that their kids were "rented" to them lmao.

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Picador_20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check out pics of the kids' "godparents." They look just like them.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 18 points ago +19 / -1

MY

ANACONDA

DONT

WANT

NONE

UNLESS

HE’S

GOT

BUNS

SON

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 17 points ago +20 / -3

Envious of his Trapezious. I need to get his routine. Although I'm afraid it involves throwing Barack around the bedroom.

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +7 / -2

ahem Traps are gay

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yes. Yes, they are.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +4 / -2

Big Mike's traps are ALL man

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Leakedgenderfluid 4 points ago +6 / -2

Try 4x8 BBC shrugs twice a week on pull day

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Mrsattorney 16 points ago +18 / -2

Has anyone seen the Google Father's Day banner? It's extremely feminine in my opinion. It says "Happy Father's Day...Let's Get Crafting." The theme centers around making a card with cut up pieces of paper, buttons, and flowers. Good grief.

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JudicialDredd 15 points ago +16 / -1

Surprised they even recognized it.

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ah yes, Huffington Post Day

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4Christ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this

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Requiem 14 points ago +15 / -1

Holy shit that is pathetic. What is wrong with these soy boys at Google

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Peashout 9 points ago +10 / -1

Soy

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't care what screen name you use, I know it's you Barry Soterro!

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess that about sums it up, lol.

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Bye-den 8 points ago +9 / -1

I thought this was just a joke but you are not kidding.

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Mrsattorney 7 points ago +8 / -1

It looks like a big fuck you to men.

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +6 / -1

What man doesn’t like to craft? I’m sure Jimmy Kimmel is crafting right now as we speak

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CousinEddie 13 points ago +15 / -2

Resting Stink Face

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Gingersmom2009 5 points ago +6 / -1

Stank.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

looks like the grinch

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zeeshopper 9 points ago +10 / -1

I can't believe I'm registered to this site which is full of bullies. Leave Chewbacca alone, dang it!

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GeorgeOhwell 7 points ago +8 / -1

I hear you get to play as her in The Last of Us 2 game.

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MyUsername 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh yeah, and in the end you even get to bang Barry. Truly a touching game.

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GeauxTrump20 6 points ago +7 / -1

FUGLY. That’s a man, man. ✅new Austin Powers movie. “The first lady who shagged me”.

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BigMichael 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thanks, I'll be sure to send my husband Barack BIG regards.

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Olemf 5 points ago +6 / -1

LOL

If Biden is dumb enough to pick this guy as his VP running mate, there won’t be enough popcorn.

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incogneato 1 point ago +1 / -0

we laugh, but I fully expect this to happen

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Olemf 2 points ago +2 / -0

People will be like “oh Biden - he’s so Woke. He’s my jigga!” Meanwhile he needs help tying his shoe and remembering his name.

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Medtex1 5 points ago +7 / -2

Nice traps dude

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ramennov 4 points ago +5 / -1

Does anyone here believe that's not a man?

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pikabu 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +4 / -1

Look at the muscle above his clavicle- Even on fat women, that muscle, wont be that large, that is testosterone built. The clavicle appears higher on an actual woman, because this muscle is smaller on a woman.

No way is there a pile of meat like that on a woman, unless she takes steroids-and is a really ripped body builder, but the rest of her would be just as super-ripped.

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Nanteen 3 points ago +4 / -1

BIG MIKE IN DA HAUS

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thuggishruggishtrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok I'm not really one of those "Michelle is a man!!" crowd but this picture is very suspect lol.

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NPCNN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike

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climatetrumpfan 3 points ago +4 / -1

AHAHA even Barry's based brother, Malik Obama calls her Big Mike!

edit: it appears us pedes are getting downvoted by a bunch of liberal cucks. Lol try a little harder cucks!

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YuriBezmenov 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's a fucking DUDE

Look at the shoulder to waist ratio, look at those fucking traps (lol). massive hands, facial structure, strong jaw...

Wish I hadn't watched it but if anyone has seen the tranny in Orange is the New Black Michael looks just like that. Not to mention the not so unsubstantial evidence that Obama likes dudes.

The only thing that makes me question it is WHY they'd shove it in our face. Then again if we look at Obama's second term and the last 8 years of cultural decay in America I guess it makes a lot of sense.

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incogneato 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing that makes me question it is WHY they'd shove it in our face.

Have you seen pics of some of the other wives of Congressmen, like Schumer?

Have you seen a recent pic of Melinda Gates?

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +4 / -1

All I’m saying is if that’s not a man, there was gear being used. Lots of gear.

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Redditisfakenews 2 points ago +3 / -1

MAGNUM DONG

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +3 / -1

"if you can't deadlift, why even live?"

-big Mike's linebacker traps

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Jeg_elsker_TRUMP 2 points ago +3 / -1

My future husband better have shoulders like this

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Baby got balls!

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GeorgeOhwell 9 points ago +10 / -1

On “girls”, they’re called “madam’s apples”.

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librul_tearsaholic 3 points ago +4 / -1

OMG My sides!

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Picador20 2 points ago +4 / -2

One of few things that can be "corrected" as it were with surgery.

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PichaiLiedToCongress 2 points ago +3 / -1

Let's just say... I wouldn't wrestle her.

Him.

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Bestboy143 2 points ago +3 / -1

"That's not your mom! That's a man baby!"

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 2 points ago +3 / -1

TOP FUCKING KEK

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Druid_Con 2 points ago +3 / -1

I have never seen a black woman with shoulder width like Michael.

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DONTRUMP 2 points ago +3 / -1

JOAN RIVERS

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rest In Peace, Joan! We know!!

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Picador20 2 points ago +3 / -1

Male brow, male shoulder width, male musculature, male height, male head size, male jawline . . .

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PocketTurd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Male penis.

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wrongaddress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black LbgT+ Matter

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FishStickIsles 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's no woman, that's a MAN baby!!

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MichaelObama2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you all for the Father's Day wishes!

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Truly_anonymous1 2 points ago +2 / -0

happy CLAVICLES Father’s Day!

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Nameless_Mofo 1 point ago +3 / -2

Look at the traps on Big Mike!

No way that's not a man.

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ARfreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope he didn't pay his plastic surgeon a lot because they did a horrible sex change job

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ed_shaw 1 point ago +2 / -1

Commander-in-Chief of the United States Armed Forces. Let us see, now.
That means get rid of all the decorated Generals and replace them with radical Islamic sympathizers and BLM activists. Ring-fence the DOJ with blind loyalists who will block any criminal complaints. And, oh yeah, plenty of opportunites to lecture Americans about how they haven't done enough for me; because, of course, you are all racist.

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cinegrip 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dude has big balls.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was the trapezoids... the trapezoids finally convinced me. Happy Father’s Day, Big Mike!!

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