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deleted 71 points ago +71 / -0
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maddog_dad 31 points ago +31 / -0

Us country folk know how to get rid of the body.

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maddog_dad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good for ol' Pops!

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LeftistsAreInsane 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like this story.

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newpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you ever think the guy was the sheriff? Or at least the sheriff knew who it was?

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snuggs316 16 points ago +16 / -0

well, you don't have to feed kudzu. plant it in the morning and by mid afternoon, you could bury a suv in there and no-one would notice.

don't taint your food source with vegan soy.

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snuggs316 3 points ago +4 / -1

takes too long to grow...and bamboo has bastid roots.

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RapidAsparagus 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are "bastid roots"?

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snuggs316 6 points ago +7 / -1

ever tried to get rid of bamboo? it's a helluva process and a major pain in the tuchis, a real bastard of a chore.

spez: wth is so offensive about this comment that i was dv'ed?

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus vipers love it.

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suckmycorona 53 points ago +53 / -0

Two years for her to get her gun back. But one day for the lawless folk to arm up and go in. Our system is based on it being easier to arrest non violent people opposed to the violent 2% of the population.

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two years for her to get her gun back

That particular gun. I'll bet there are patriots in her neck of the woods that donate one to her or son-of-a-gun somebody left a package of pistols on her porch with a nice red bow on top.

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Deaduponaviral 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why you never carry your pimped out Gucci glock as your EDC. Throw some night sights and a good flashlight on and done.

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Rainman 44 points ago +45 / -1

Let's get her another pistol since they confiscated hers

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utfanx2 14 points ago +15 / -1

As a gift, not a straw purchase.

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Data 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hear she likes Desert Eagles.

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LeftistsAreInsane 44 points ago +44 / -0

"Authorities said it might be two years before they give her back her confiscated gun.

“'I told ’em, shit, I might be dead by then,' Boyce said."

That's one funny old lady!

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MehNahMehNah 11 points ago +11 / -0

At her age, 'life in prison' isn't a meaningful threat.

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RegularAmerican 22 points ago +22 / -0

Liberal District Attourneys

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Ekgamut 10 points ago +11 / -1

Police only put you in a jail for whatever reason, it is up to the court whether you are found not guilty or guilty. If a police officer have a warrant, a court made a decision. Also, remember, police officers have another name, the Law Enforcement Officer. So, blame the lawmakers and attorneys, not police.

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_soundwave_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Police are just as complicit in the destruction of the constitution and erosion of our rights. “Just doing my job” is Brownshirt bullshit. If you blindly follow corrupt orders YOU are corrupt.

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1WildWin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Great work. Granny's on fire!

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0kBoomer 15 points ago +15 / -0

So now they leave her unprotected???

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DeplorableLA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Will you be my neighbor? She is awesome.

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Smurfection 13 points ago +13 / -0

Authorities said it might be two years before they give her back her confiscated gun.

“I told ’em, s–t, I might be dead by then,” Boyce said. “But the law’s the law.”

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MrTrumpsWildRide 12 points ago +12 / -0

Smoked by an 88 year old granny, kek.

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yzzp 12 points ago +12 / -0

Make criminals scared of getting fucking shot again

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Xenophon 7 points ago +7 / -0

The article left out the most important information: where her shop is so patriots can stock up on dueling bourbon.

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sineater 6 points ago +8 / -2

As are we all

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Monz 6 points ago +6 / -0

That last part. lol.

“I told ’em, s–t, I might be dead by then,” Boyce said. “But the law’s the law.”

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a funny feeling she either already had more than one gun, or acquired a replacement almost immediately.

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nomoreprinkles 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Because fuck him " should be the only statement you need to give in a free society

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milkboy33 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are a nation of law and order.

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TrumpTrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Authorities said it might be two years before they give her back her confiscated gun. “I told ’em, s–t, I might be dead by then,” Boyce said. “But the law’s the law.”

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coinneach007 2 points ago +2 / -0

And every bottle of booze is a potential fire bomb the leftists will throw are our boys in blue. Good job in protecting our police.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't? She just did.