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Shine mor shoes (media.patriots.win)
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Weremoose 62 points ago +62 / -0

Love isn't always washing feet. Sometimes love is twisting a cord and whipping the evil doers out of the house of God

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Zytos 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sometimes love is twisting a cord and whipping

Dad?

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ZacPetkanas 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dad?

Cord, not jumper cables

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MagnanimousDonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

My nipples still can't grow hair.

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JonahND 47 points ago +47 / -0

Christ has never instructed us to apologize for what we have not done. I have never owned slaves. I have nothing to be ashamed about.

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CQVFEFE 15 points ago +16 / -1

Since only 4% of Americans ever owned any slaves, it's probably fair to say that over 95% of all American citizens today never had any slaveowners in their background!

Are American citizens of Mexican, Indian, Korean, Japanese, Thai, or Russian descent supposed to pay reparations to modern day blacks, too? Explain that if you can.

How about American Indians? Are they supposed to pay that shit? How is that justice?

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ScullyMully 12 points ago +12 / -0

Less than 4% of African slaves were sent to the American Colonies, 400,000 oit of 12 million.

There were three times more slaves sent to Jamaica alone. 4 million to Brazil.

This isn't about slavery.

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justforthissubred 2 points ago +2 / -0

But muh systemic racism reeeee!

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BigFreedomBoner 31 points ago +31 / -0

Huh? No! This is when it is great to be a Christian. It's so easy to spot the fraud.

If we was really humbling himself we'd never know about it, right? But he made sure there were lots of cameras so we all could see how virtuous he is. The right hand acted with extreme knowledge of the left. So exactly the opposite of what Jesus taught. Fake Christian. The worst.

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boxmakingmachines 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fake Christians are the worst.

They give atheist windbags something to point a finger at, as some way to 'prove' Christianity is a fraud.

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BigFreedomBoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Because of the people who don't follow the intent of Jesus' teachings - which I only know know vaguely myself - Jesus has to be bullshit."

-- Every Know-It-All Atheist

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2Fangz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Matthew 6:2

Therefore, when you do a charitable deed, do not sound a trumpet before you as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory from men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward.

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BigFreedomBoner 5 points ago +5 / -0

See! It is right there! Jesus gave us so many tools to let us know who the bullshitters are.

Fuckface got his reward.

Unfortunately the shareholders will the ones who pay for it. They are always the ones who have to pay for the vanities of these corporate nobodies who are so utterly desperate for the approval of everyone who doesn't matter.

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +8 / -0

But he made sure there were lots of cameras so we all could see how virtuous he is. The right hand acted with extreme knowledge of the left.

Was going to say, it's all right there in Matthew 6.

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OGpsywar 23 points ago +23 / -0

Christ didn't say to sell your coats and go buy a sword made out of foot-washing soap.

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