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Notallbadboy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’d give him my life and service if he asked it of me. Loyalty and the vote is all GEOTUS wants from you....and for you to be genuinely prosperous and happy. God bless!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, I’ve donated like twice, but I’m starting to get a little tired of Eric Trump shaking me down and gaslighting me about how I’m 1 of 20 people in the whole country who’s been hand picked to have a chance for dinner with Trump lol. Chances are I’ll still do it again though.

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MACHO.MAN.RANDY.SAVA [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be nice to win, but what the hell do you talk about? I would come off as a lunatic talking about white genocide and the communist take over of our country. Who knows maybe not so crazy.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you misunderstood my comment. I’ve donated not much, but a few hundred dollars a couple times and when they get your mobile number, they text non-stop at least 2+ times per day. I’m joking, I get it and I’m perfectly happy to deal with it. Of course I’m going to vote for Trump and I’ll very likely end up donating a decent amount more. It’s just their text message outreach is kinda ridiculous. For example, I’ve gotten 6 texts over the weekend, and here’s one from yesterday:

You were 1 of the 30 President Trump chose for an Anti Biden Ad Fund 5X-MATCH! The other 29 patriots already donated, it's your turn. Donate NOW: bit.ly/2YiiEIH

A lot have to do with meeting Trump, and if I seriously had the odds they claim, I’d do it now in a heartbeat. It’s just funny to me is all, but it’s a noble cause, so I happily accept it. I’ve never donated to a political candidate in my life, so this is probably S.O.P., I’m fine with it, just joking around.

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lord_nougat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, those dumb emails are annoying.

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RU_joe_king 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't thhink of it as a donation,but, think of it as an entertainment expense. How drab would our lives would be without him?

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Notallbadboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve paid more for comedy shows I enjoyed less. That rally speech was hysterical. That GEOTUS is one funny motherfucker.

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MACHO.MAN.RANDY.SAVA [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take the President out of the equation and it would be pander TV, pander Radio, pander Movies. Life would suck.

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RU_joe_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

"He has come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and he's all out of bubblegum."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

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lord_nougat 3 points ago +3 / -0

At first I was all, "Why does a rich guy need donations from me?"

But then I was all, "FUCK LEFTISTS!!!" and I donated a few hundred, and then I bought a bunch of stuff from his store.