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tinkesquire 38 points ago +38 / -0

If he does debate he will have everything in his favor, friendly leftist city, moderators, questions before hand and probably either a teleprompter or an ear piece.

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stonepony 32 points ago +32 / -0

And he'll still lose. They were cheating for Hillary too. And she was a master politician with a functioning brain.

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stonepony 10 points ago +10 / -0

She was training for that moment, literally her entire adult life. That's the entire reason she entered in to the arranged marriage with Bill the rapist in the first place.

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2016TrumpMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

My Clinton joke:

A few weeks after leaving office, Bill and Hillary are being chauffered around Hillary's old Chicago neighborhood. The driver pulls into a gas station, and Bill recognizes Hillary's high school boyfriend pumping gas. "Can you imagine how different things would have been if you'd married him," Bill says.

"Yes. He'd have been President of the United States," replies HIllary.

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stonepony 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol...

Pretty sure she never had a boyfriend, beyond what was necessary for appearances though. Secret Service people have talked about her chasing girls just as much as Bill. That's why Huma got the big money to be her "assistant".

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Canuck4Trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe Bill's "job position" would be reversed with Big Mike's "cigar "

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. And a new brain from the Wizard !!!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lol u got photo AND true tweet !!! It took one extra step !!! I

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

👍👍👍

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +4 / -1

Faggot

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 3 points ago +4 / -1

Only thing you'll beat is your dick. Faggot.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't be a mewling quim.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 10 points ago +11 / -1

They are planning it this way, Whoever he puts on his ticket as VP is who they are going to sell to the voters, Biden doesn't have to debate Trump, and nobody can make them put the VP pick up to debate Trump.... If it's Michelle Obama it will be a minefield of false racism pointed at Trump any time he criticizes anything...

Thank god us Patriots aren't gonna fall for it and we will be front lines manning the trenches with spicy as fuck memes.

Dems are tying to screw us... GOOD. We will use it to put them in the ground even deeper.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Michelle won't be the VP nominee. Biden already confirmed he would nominate a woman.

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Beat_to_Quarters 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pence is as professional as they come. Nobody is worried about him performing in the debates. Even democrats I know said Pence did better than Kaine, who came off as whiny, is the word I believe they used.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems are tying to screw us... GOOD. We will use it to put them in the ground even deeper.

👍👍👍

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MixedBlacknWhite 8 points ago +8 / -0

There's no way this goes over correctly.

Not even the Dems, not even the hardest-lined Dems want him up there to battle RoastMaster Trump.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really belive that, too.

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Hedonismbot 6 points ago +6 / -0

He can't even cleanly get through a youtube add which was PRE-RECORDED! He could have done as many takes as he wanted, he says "for" in his sentence when it makes absolutely no sense, the captioning just ignores that he says it!

He's a mess, and his family should be ashamed for putting him up to this still.

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Unboosted 5 points ago +5 / -0

He wont debate, he doesnt need to. Joe Biden won't convince people to vote for him if he speaks, he will only scare some away. The mindless masses vote blue no matter who. I think they even chant this in the cult from time to time.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The mindless masses vote blue no matter who

👍👍👍

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I quit paying attention when I saw the pic of that beautiful blonde white girl. Wow.

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kekNation 5 points ago +5 / -0

He won’t he the candidate. They are just keeping him in hoping Trump spends most of his bankroll. They want to wait as long as possible to roll out their candidate (I think they want a Hillary/Michelle O ticket but my father believes at the last second Biden will be sick and Romney will change parties and get recruited as a dem candidate) so that Trump has less time to attack them.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Romney will change parties and get recruited as a dem candidate

Never heard that. One. It’s plausible

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PromiseImNotASpook 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pull the ol’ “I’m doing this for my country” farce and have him switch parties - huge spectacle. I can totally see this going down.

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Romney IS getting $oro$ bux.

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chesterfields 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who’s the Mittens vp pick?

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RoboCopsmiddlefinger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Calling it now: it will be a teleconference so they can cut Trump's mic and video anytime before he makes some awesome remark or quip while Biden is speaking so they can limit how much Trump is able to wipe the floor with him. Or they'll just straight up cut his video and mic as soon as Biden starts speaking.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Calling it now: it will be a teleconference so they can cut Trump's mic and video anytime before he makes some awesome remark or quip while Biden is speaking so they can limit how much Trump is able to wipe the floor with him. Or they'll just straight up cut his video and mic as soon as Biden starts speaking.

Yep!!!

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holliday50 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just look at his campaign ad on YouTube right now. He can't even say the lines correctly. This is not live TV, this was a campaign ad, where they can do as many takes as they need to do. This means that at some point, they just said "fuck it", this is as good as we're going to get, and went with Biden saying a grammatically incorrect statement that doesn't even match the closed captioning.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This means that at some point, they just said "fuck it", this is as good as we're going to get, and went with Biden saying a grammatically incorrect statement that doesn't even match the closed captioning.

They have all of Hollywood and unlimited budget and that’s the best they can get.

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rebelde_sin_causa 4 points ago +4 / -0

They didn't say he would do it on a stage. They "urged the commission to confirm that they have made plans for debate arrangements “if COVID control measures threaten to impact the conduct of debates as planned.”

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Beat_to_Quarters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got have people fact checking for him in real time and giving him notes to read live lol.

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rebelde_sin_causa 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not how it's gonna work. His people will get the questions ahead of time and he will read his answers off a teleprompter looking right into the camera.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Biden could want all on line debates.

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BobbyTwoScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Trump, I tell ya, I’d like to take him out back and, you know, hey a long time ago I would be wading in the lake, hunting oysters. I would find four or five before the kids would come up and ask for one and I loved opening my oysters for kids. Look me up” - Joe Biden (maybe)

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep that’s Biden. Another Quote …

I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he's a real Indian. Joe Biden

"Chris Wallace Interviews Joe Biden: A Retrospective". Interview with Chris Wallace, spectator.org. October 22, 2015.

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember in 2008 when Republicans were "panicking" that Sarah Palin could not hold her own against Biden in the VP debate and she would completely embarrass herself in front of the country? That's happening right now with Biden. Palin ended up "winning" by not embarrassing herself like it was being hyped up. That's what the Democrats are hoping for with Biden. Like as long as he doesn't forget what he's talking about in the middle of a sentence and make weird gaffes all night. They just want him to survive.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They just want him to survive.

Yep. That’s the long game. Survive today to win tmrw

Trump must win 2020

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williammcfadden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Question to Trump: Americans are dying because of you. What do you pray for when a white supremacist kills another poor minority?

Question to Biden: We already showed you this question, but how was your breakfast today?

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden: "Pretty good. They told me I had to eat this entire bowl of aborted fetuses."

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Donna Brazille will make this happen.

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williammcfadden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Warm up the podium soft light teleprompter.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

👍👍👍

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ikuyas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think so. So, Biden is going to be replaced.

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tick tock Clarice.

I don't think it's going to happen. Even Steve Bannon has stopped saying that Hillary is returning.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wait for geotus to send Biden into a sputtering apoplectic fit and watch the birth of a new "look fat" Biden copy pasta.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍👍👍

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Logos_Rising 2 points ago +2 / -0

No chance we will be lucky enough to see this

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just wanna believe. The debates will happen.

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MAGA_KAG_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe is going to the debates to show the dems how unfit he is for President.

After the last debate he will make a concession speech saying he is unfit for president while announcing the DNC's presidential pick HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON!! who will be pumped up by a 5 billion dollar campaign without having to debate anyone or even do an appearance.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not her again. !!!

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

their strategy is to show biden as little as possible while putting out "blumpf losing by 999 points in our totally unbiased oversampled 99% libs 1% ind 0% hitlers" polls and then steal the election blatantly, then run nonstop 24/7 "blumpf is sore loser" on every network including fox news, then force the 5-4 supreme court decision that upholds the stolen election.

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Artymisfoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aoc refused to debate

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great idea for her

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MichelleObamasBulge 1 point ago +2 / -1

No egirls

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workinating 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dude, go jerk it and come back a little more calm and with something good to contribute, plz.