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nachosamplerREBORN 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yes, because black slaves grew wooden teeth and that’s how Washington got his wooden teeth by stealing them by raping them from their mouths and then he loaded them into a wooden rocket and shot them into the sun...this is why we need basic history.

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daty_dato 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well Wikishit says it's possible he got them from slaves. A site well known for it's honesty and accuracy...

History channel doesn't mention the slave angle. Which should seem obvious as he had his teeth made by the best dentists of the time and I doubt they came to the estate to make them...

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Hedonismbot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wood teeth is not the go to back then, they used ivory from other animals and shaped it into fake teeth, if one could afford it.