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Nellie_the_Beaut 42 points ago +43 / -1

Stay away from Starbucks at all costs! #Tampoccino

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MaxineWaters4Prez 14 points ago +14 / -0

Venti Kotex Menstrualatte no whip.

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Ballind 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm staying away from any restaurant with any black employees. Not a cop but I'm a white dude and with them using bleach, broken glass, and blood for cops and military, they'll have no problem defiling mine.

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AccipiterQ 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have bad news for you.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 2 points ago +2 / -0

The DA's are always cucked.

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Atcguy01 25 points ago +25 / -0

Don't worry. I'm sure its just a maintenance failure.

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practicalize 10 points ago +10 / -0

It was the coffee machine's time of the month

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residue69 20 points ago +20 / -0

Are we sure that used tampons aren't a normal ingredient in a Starbucks frappuccino?

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

idk never felt a need to pay someone to make coffee for me.

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Jaqueso 19 points ago +19 / -0

“Period”.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah.

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TDSisReal 18 points ago +20 / -2

LA? That poor bastard better get tested for AIDS!

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Iamnotademocrat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hey pede. I agree...was that period meant as a period or focused on the tampon...Either way...these companies need to be held accountable...sue them ...sue them and make them enforce rules to serve customers not hate.

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whiskey_shitz 14 points ago +14 / -0

"PERIOD"

I see what you did there.

Seriously though, that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a while. The slug that did this needs to be in jail.

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whiskey_shitz 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's probably video too.

Not hard at all.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

Starbucks in L.A.? How many different Owl kin, Moonbats, semi-fluids, etc., use tampons?

It's no longer just a matter of narrowing down which of the 2 female employees on shift that day did it. Everyone now becomes suspect.

Thanks Supreme Court...

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Bubbahax 9 points ago +9 / -0

Honestly, why would any cop go to Starbucks? You're kind of asking for it.

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Shreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Investigate them for biowarfare offenses.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why is anyone giving money to Starbucks in the first place? Hey officer! Don't fucking eat at Starbucks!

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Libtards are so nasty.

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DibbleDibbleDibble 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't oppress my beautiful moontime, bigot.

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27Sandino 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wouldn't that be a federal crime with the dna of the culprit literally in the cup?

How many workers are present in one shift? 6 to 10 at most? This should be an easy investigation you'd figure.

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KAGALOSAURUS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol @ “PERIOD”

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Llegien20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol, PERIOD. Nice.

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AccipiterQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

But they won't be.

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ForHumans 5 points ago +6 / -1

I started doing cold brew at home a year ago and have completely kicked my starbucks addiction. You just grind coffee and steep it in cold water for 12 hours, then you have a week's worth of concentrate that you mix with 1/3 milk and 1/3 water.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

then you have a week's worth of concentrate that you mix with 1/3 milk and 1/3 water.

As a non-coffee-drinker, I had to look that up.

Pretty interesting.

What is the taste like? 'Comparison'?

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ForHumans 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you use heat to extract the coffee from the bean you get that burnt/bitter coffee taste, cold brew is very smooth and sweet in comparison. I don't even use sugar with it, just half and half and water.

This is what I've been using, it paid for itself in a little over a month.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

That looks really tasty! Thanks for the info. Strange question: can you warm up the “cold brew” if you want a traditional hot cup of coffee or does that ruin the taste?

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you use heat to extract the coffee from the bean you get that burnt/bitter coffee taste, cold brew is very smooth and sweet in comparison.

That's what I was thinking. I might have to give that a try.

Thanks!

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Valanantar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Start collecting the DNAs Mr FBI. They gave it for free.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

just find out who was working

Unlikely to be more than 2 that qualify.

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DingDongDitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I can quit Starbucks, anyone can. Daily user u til the woke shit. Stopped cold turkey about a year ago. Every day it gets easier. One day at a time. Have found new ways to get out of the house.

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SSJ3NAPPA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought every starbucks order came with a tampon..isnt that why its such a hit w the soyboys?

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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Caprica777 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will they use DNA to snatch the offender?

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Moviefone_Kramer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't go to starbucks :)

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